Replying to Multi-Page Argument Thread

i wanted to have a multi page argument thread so start arguing. it seems like politics are a good place to start but we can get creative

here are the rules:

-posts must be very long or extremely short and stupid
-everytime you see a long post you must quote it and respond with something even longer
-there must be some form of argument between US and canadian citizens
-gnartron must post a disturbing and somewhat unrelated picture
-mr. panda must post pictures of ufc fighters and somehow relate them to the topic at hand
-ignorance is bliss

we can coordinate for a good topic and then start arguing or it can just be all improv, it's really your call. but the topic itself could be a good thing to argue about