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kootenayklaus
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Well, today at school i get called to the dean of students office today 1st period. He starts questioning me about this bathroom stall locking thing. My friend were the ones doing it and the kid who was in before me told him I was in on it, too. To avoid making me look like a liar, I told him casually that I locked like 2 or three stalls. He said that because I was "associating" with the kids that were doing it, I have 2 in-school suspensions (at my school, sitting in a blank cubicle for the whole school day) for something that I would only think is worth a detention. The kid who got the worst got an 8 day out-of-school suspension just for locking bathroom stalls. leave your thoughts below
Mar 16 2010 3:18PM
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stokedelic
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what kind of fucking stalls do you have in your bathroom... mine theres a screwdriver hole that you can twist with your thumb to unlock...
Mar 16 2010 3:20PM
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fireballin
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who cares. its highschool. you life isnt fucked
Mar 16 2010 3:20PM
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TahoeMF
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suck his dick and hell let you go
Mar 16 2010 3:21PM
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kootenayklaus
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ours have little metal disks that the janitors use to unlock it
Mar 16 2010 3:21PM
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Benson23
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locking a bathroom stall? how old are you hahah i thought this was going to be about you getting caught on shrooms or something
Mar 16 2010 3:22PM
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TechnoPotamus
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nice first post, don't let the door hit you on your way back out of here assfuck
Mar 16 2010 3:22PM
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kootenayklaus
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Actually, knowing our dean, that might actually work. but im not gonna do that id rather have the in-schools

Mar 16 2010 3:22PM
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messplay
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sooo you crawled under the stall, locked it, then crawled back out and you git that big of a consequence?
Mar 16 2010 3:24PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
i know im just pissed cuz i wasnt even a part of it

Mar 16 2010 3:24PM
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kootenayklaus
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my friends went into the stall, locked it, and climbed over.
Mar 16 2010 3:27PM
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superpoluh@
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that is bullshit, but its HS, and the teachers like to take shit out on the kids. i know i would if i worked at a highschool


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Mar 16 2010 3:29PM
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asapCferg
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And why are you locking bathroom stalls?
Mar 16 2010 5:25PM
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u_no_ssip_i
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Where did this happen? I dont believe any of this
Mar 16 2010 5:27PM
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Mr.Feeny
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two in school suspensions isnt anything, but if you really didnt lock any than why did you say you did? you lied to not look like a liar is what im reading... and two, who the hell locks bathroom stalls? if someone did that to me, id just jump over and not even care. and like the guy said above, its only high school, this isnt something to fret over ^^
Mar 16 2010 5:33PM
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B.bowzz
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thats not even bad, where are your balls? your scured
Mar 16 2010 5:34PM
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starsky_hucks
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dont let the door hit u in the vagina on the way out

but yeh seriously, its just highschool ..

Mar 19 2010 2:06AM
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BMskier
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my bathroom stall locks were all broken from the angry emo kids kicking the doors in all the time. the locks cost 2 cents and can easily be pushed in.... how was this funnny by the way?
Mar 19 2010 2:29AM
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SoulSkia
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Why the fuck would he crawl under it on the way in
Mar 19 2010 2:38AM
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theabortionator
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Omg!!!! Your life is over man! Oh now, oh my.

Seriously dude, who cares? Horrible thread
Mar 19 2010 2:41AM
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geteducated
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it isn't good getting into all that trouble, i think you need,


Mar 19 2010 2:43AM
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brickerenator
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1. WAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
2. Suspension? Boohoo
3. Actions have consequences
4. 7th grade, amiright?

Mar 19 2010 8:21AM
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Zent33zy
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pee in his butt?
Mar 19 2010 11:03AM
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rexalicious.
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wait i dont get it..why were you locking bathroom stalls?
Mar 19 2010 11:21AM
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hurrisun
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bahahahaha thats ghreat
Mar 19 2010 11:48AM
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JETS
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Mar 19 2010 3:11PM
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1337
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that sucks
Mar 19 2010 3:12PM
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henrytargett
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haha great first post!

Mar 19 2010 3:29PM
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CKpolicy
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what kind of high school has a dean of students?
Mar 19 2010 3:59PM
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Mar 19 2010 4:02PM
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Logey.
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everyone hates to see a bad unicorn :(

Mar 19 2010 5:26PM
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VCharette
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hahahah i lol'd hard
Mar 19 2010 5:27PM
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nickyp
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ahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.
Mar 19 2010 5:37PM
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Deezy
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YES, best 1st post haha
Mar 19 2010 5:42PM
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Gnams
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good first post
Mar 19 2010 6:18PM
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spliff.Life
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yeah hahahah my thoughts when opening this, you get caught by the law doing something actually bad then it may be different, theyre just trying to make sure you dont do that by making you think youre being punished for something not even bad
Mar 19 2010 6:46PM
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