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Pick-Up Lines

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skithesouth
Posts: 145 - Karma: 8
I dont kno much about pie but u make my banana cream!! Anybody got a line that can top that?
Mar 6 2010 10:33PM
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Spillway_East
Posts: 1127 - Karma: 378
gay
Mar 6 2010 10:34PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants.
Mar 6 2010 10:35PM
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Number_9
Posts: 429 - Karma: 8
I hope that if you get mauled by bears;
They don't touch your face.

Because you're really cute.







Mar 6 2010 10:38PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
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Mar 6 2010 10:39PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
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Mar 6 2010 10:41PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
my favorite: i see your new around here. wanna searchbar?
Mar 6 2010 10:44PM
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skithesouth
Posts: 145 - Karma: 8
hahaha my b
Mar 6 2010 10:44PM
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Mr.Feeny
Posts: 990 - Karma: 11
Can i borrow your library card? (Why?) Because I'm checking you out... haha
Mar 6 2010 10:46PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Mar 6 2010 11:12PM
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erichkuss
Posts: 839 - Karma: 12

LOL

Mar 6 2010 11:15PM
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cmb8964
Posts: 347 - Karma: 98
nice legs, what time do they open
Mar 7 2010 2:02AM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
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Mar 7 2010 2:09AM
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JETS
Posts: 331 - Karma: 749

you're definently a virgin -_-

Mar 7 2010 2:11AM
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anthony_B
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 64
ROFLCOPTER
Mar 7 2010 3:11AM
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Rainbow*Stylin
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 24
I got two inches and fourty seconds of your life that youll never remember... thats your new one kid who made this
Mar 7 2010 3:13AM
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JETS
Posts: 331 - Karma: 749
-_-
Mar 7 2010 3:20AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?
Mar 7 2010 3:22AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks
Mar 7 2010 6:33AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
does this smell like chloroform?
Mar 7 2010 8:32AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323

hahaha +k

Mar 7 2010 8:49AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
Gotta love simplicity.
Mar 7 2010 9:23AM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
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Mar 7 2010 10:38AM
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skithesouth
Posts: 145 - Karma: 8
the work of the day is "legs", lets go back to my place and spread the word
Mar 7 2010 11:31AM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
i'll eat you out for an apple
...no...
what could i do it for then?
nothing
ha.
Mar 7 2010 11:34AM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
t'est yeux sont le meme coleur que ma Bentley. 


Mar 7 2010 11:39AM
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..jack
Posts: 424 - Karma: 897
i'm a necrophiliac...

...how good are you at playing dead??
Mar 7 2010 11:42AM
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Poon_Handler
Posts: 361 - Karma: 42
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.


Mar 7 2010 11:44AM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
You look nice. Just like my bugati
Mar 7 2010 12:17PM
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MatteoSmatteo
Posts: 776 - Karma: 22
haha. this made my day
Mar 7 2010 12:48PM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
hahaha i love that one. easily my favourite
Mar 10 2010 3:48AM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
are you a pirate? because you're making me hAAAARRRRRRRRRRRd.
Mar 10 2010 6:22AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
best. one.
Mar 10 2010 8:25AM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
.
Mar 10 2010 10:02AM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91

My love for you is like diarrhea i just cant hold it in.

Hi my name is pogo wanna jump on my stick?

I lost my bed can i borrow yours?

Hey there lets fuck.

Mar 10 2010 12:40PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Mar 10 2010 12:42PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
want the best thirty seconds of sex youve ever had
Mar 10 2010 12:44PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91

already done.

Mar 10 2010 12:44PM
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itsssyourboy
Posts: 255 - Karma: 10
you: hi ive got the entire dictionary tattooed on my penis

her: *at a loss for words*

you: seems like you dont know how to respond, thats ok... why dont we go back to my place and ill put some words in your mouth.
Mar 10 2010 12:57PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
my threads
Mar 10 2010 1:05PM
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bfnradford
Posts: 921 - Karma: 100
If you were a president you'd be Baberham Lincoln
Mar 10 2010 1:10PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91

I'm learning french... Your eyes are the color of my Bentley?

 Is that right?

Mar 10 2010 1:19PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
best
Mar 10 2010 1:21PM
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simon44
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 1,185
Hey lets fuck
Mar 11 2010 2:28PM
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
i texted that to a girl last weekend....
the wierd thing is she didn't respond back to it.
Mar 11 2010 4:48PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
thats in american pie you dirty pick up line theif!
Mar 11 2010 5:54PM
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paulgenovese
Posts: 524 - Karma: 362
win
Mar 11 2010 5:55PM
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mode2n
Posts: 2856 - Karma: 256
 
Mar 11 2010 7:13PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
" hey how about i take you out to a bar, you search for one though" . 1st take it to ladies men, 2nd search bar dumbass
Mar 11 2010 7:14PM
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Bhblaine
Posts: 725 - Karma: 100
now thats fuckin funny
Mar 11 2010 7:19PM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
1) Motion the girl over with the "come here" one finger thing.

2)When she comes over say ' I just made you come with one finger imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

3) What do you think is number 3?


Mar 11 2010 9:07PM
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