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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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SteezyOhio
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when its hot as fuck out, your freeballing in some bball shorts and your nuts are drooping like a mother fucka
Apr 6 2010 2:44PM
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applejuice.
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watching the flash delirium video in the computer lab
Apr 6 2010 3:05PM
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tommycat
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Smoking half a cigarette then throwing it out.
Having to relight a cigarette because you were too enthralled in some ritzy conversation
Bringing a foreign beer or bottle that no one's ever heard of to a party.
Attic parties.

Apr 6 2010 4:26PM
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Alex_G
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lighting your bong rips with hemp wick.
Apr 6 2010 4:34PM
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geteducated
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hahahahah oh man..
Apr 6 2010 4:45PM
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mcskimming
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having a guest cabin bigger than the Neighbors cabin
Apr 6 2010 6:22PM
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SteezyOhio
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using matches/ carrying a matchbook
Apr 6 2010 10:02PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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ripping ass

sneezing

landing backwards

eating double stuffed oreos

rainy days with cod mw2
Apr 6 2010 10:04PM
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jorb.co
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mmmmmmmmmmm hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm
Apr 6 2010 10:43PM
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baethoven
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haha i like this one
Apr 6 2010 11:03PM
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Dan.P
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Listening to reggae in powder

2 minute noodles for breakfast

Apr 7 2010 6:07AM
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DopeNZ
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Eating fruit in the shower...
Plastic bottle bongs...
Apr 7 2010 7:04AM
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Aaaron.
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1. mouthful of milk
2. squirt of chocolate syrup
3. ?????
4. Profit
Apr 7 2010 12:37PM
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SteezyOhio
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freshly shaven testicles
Apr 7 2010 6:34PM
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rigzz
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Hey steezy. We have a thing in common. Can we be friends?
Apr 7 2010 6:53PM
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SteezyOhio
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of course. Last night i decided im naming my testicles Rufus, after the naked mole rat from Kim possible
Apr 7 2010 6:56PM
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EthanJPAskier
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I did that 3 times last week. /CLAIM
Apr 7 2010 7:09PM
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stompdat
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tooth picks after eating at a restaurant.
Apr 7 2010 9:28PM
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ECB
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yes!
Apr 7 2010 9:29PM
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jibjunkie
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reading GQ magazine and noicing that the exact watch you are wearing is in the magazine. you have had your watch for 3 years and the magazine just came out
Apr 7 2010 9:38PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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wearing blazers/sport coats in general

going for drives in the mountains with no destination, a full tank of gas, and a full hard drive of good music

having intelligent conversations in spanish whilst intoxicated

performing in street mime shows whilst under aforementioned influence

jager + orajel at the club, all free




Apr 9 2010 3:33PM
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Dan.P
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Getting home just as it starts raining
Apr 10 2010 4:54AM
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SteezyOhio
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having intimate relationships with dolphins
Apr 11 2010 12:39PM
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I.Love.Beezy
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sill having your pokemon cards organized in decks, 10 years after you even played
Apr 11 2010 12:42PM
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FBGM
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when the metro stops so that the door is right in front of you
Apr 12 2010 10:20AM
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Aaaron.
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haha yeahhh had that happen a ton last time we were in DC. walk into the train like you own the place.
Apr 12 2010 10:53AM
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FBGM
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yessss dude haha saturday night i took it to college park, happened every dayyyum time it was sweet
Apr 12 2010 1:32PM
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SteezyOhio
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when you come to ohio to see steezyohio and uni-corn, and realize they're not totally internet douche bags, they're 13 year old children
Apr 12 2010 2:05PM
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FBGM
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well i'm not really sure where you're goin with that but hey, tyler, wanna see something GNARLEY???
Apr 12 2010 2:07PM
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SteezyOhio
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yes!
Apr 12 2010 2:21PM
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dex.
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throwing your bedsheets in the dryer until they're nice and warm then take them to bed...if you haven't tried it i strongly suggest you do
Apr 12 2010 2:23PM
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FBGM
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Apr 12 2010 2:25PM
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vincepru
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i hear vincepru lives in ohio!
Apr 12 2010 2:25PM
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SteezyOhio
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awww come on! how is my sister throwing up blood all over MY bathroom and onto my tooth brush a higher thing? if anything me getting revenge on your tonsil less ass is a higher thing!
Apr 12 2010 2:27PM
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MattWeiss
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thats right, that kid is from the OH!!
Apr 12 2010 2:28PM
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vincepru
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restecp batsi boombastic
Apr 12 2010 2:33PM
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MattWeiss
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...just tell her it wan't you?
Apr 12 2010 2:49PM
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FBGM
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i never said it was a higher thing! i asked you if you wanted to see something gnarley and you said yes, so i showed you :)
Apr 12 2010 9:39PM
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SteezyOhio
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Apr 12 2010 10:58PM
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FBGM
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hahahaha WHOSE THAT CUTIE???
Apr 12 2010 11:06PM
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SteezyOhio
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don't let the cup cake icing and bangs trick you, she's the reason neil patrick harris went gay.
Apr 12 2010 11:11PM
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FBGM
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as opposed to being a pedophile? that girl looks about...FOUR years old, i'd say.
Apr 12 2010 11:14PM
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SteezyOhio
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dammit! you've found a hole in my story! the plot is lost and ruined forever!
Apr 12 2010 11:17PM
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FBGM
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WINNER! as always
Apr 12 2010 11:21PM
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SteezyOhio
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yet, your a woman, so you eventually lose because you have to give birth! WINNER in the end*
Apr 12 2010 11:22PM
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FBGM
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WHO SAYS IM HAVING KIDS?











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only if they're yours ;)
Apr 12 2010 11:24PM
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SteezyOhio
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NEW PAGE! and i never ever ever thought this sad attempt at a thread was gonna make it to 400 fucking posts so as 401 i would like to add
- creating a thread out of stoned boredom and having it become a semi legit thread full of whit and wonder, and a hell of a lot of posts by FBGM!

i second the action in the quoted text.
Apr 12 2010 11:26PM
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Ryan*
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Can we turn this thread back to a thread about Higher Things?
Such as:
-Not shaving for 4 days because you're too damn lazy to go get razors
-Trying double corks on your trampoline on your "sick day" from school
-Bowtie Tuesday
-Flannel Friday
-Button down shirts and gym shorts
-Mismatched socks
-Mismatched shoes
Apr 12 2010 11:28PM
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SteezyOhio
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ahhh yes a good post i do spot
- basking in ones own stench
- farting in your car with all the windows up, and just letting it linger because you can
- cooking 1 hot dog on the grill and toasting the bun, just because your hungry and didnt ask anybody else if they wanted any
- wearing your cloths straight out of the laundry basket, without putting them into drawers
Apr 12 2010 11:31PM
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FBGM
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hahahahahah amen sistaaaa, i love you tyler!

AND NOW FOR A HIGHER THING

eating with real dishes and utensils from the kitchen while you're riding in a car. fuck yeah.
Apr 12 2010 11:34PM
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