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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
pooping while completely nude is standard, once this becomes a normal act, many other higher things may be achieved. it is a steppingstone process, this is the beginning.
Feb 13 2011 12:04AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,353
I do this so muchhhhh
Feb 13 2011 1:39AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
hellbents in the pipe.
Feb 13 2011 5:58PM
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Zulu
Posts: 61 - Karma: -20
pissing and brushing your teeth at the same time

wearing a suit

getting a package in the mail
Feb 13 2011 7:18PM
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btrand2000
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
packing chaw in the shower
Mar 6 2011 10:41PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
breakfast sandwich to start the day off
Mar 8 2011 10:23AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
afterbangs in pow
Mar 8 2011 10:55AM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377
Jimmy Dean
Mar 8 2011 10:58AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Jimmy Deans are damn good, but at OU theres actually a grab 'n' go sandwich place, they serve bacon, egg and cheese till 10am ereyday. damn worth waking up at 950
Mar 8 2011 11:06AM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377
most deff worth it.

also 900 posts
Mar 8 2011 11:08AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
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Mar 8 2011 11:10AM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
tall tee tuesdays.

wearing jerseys on thursdays( ones that are ovb. too big)

double parking your car
Mar 10 2011 6:13PM
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Butt=Tight
Posts: 315 - Karma: 5
This.
Mar 10 2011 6:17PM
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20
You can even drive..... so exactly how do you take up two spots with your car?
Mar 10 2011 7:46PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
boom roasted.
Mar 10 2011 8:15PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
american idol
Mar 10 2011 8:20PM
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Butt=Tight
Posts: 315 - Karma: 5
I can drive???
Mar 10 2011 8:41PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
frogskins.
solid spring riding
ebay
life

this thread
this thread
THIS THREAD
Mar 10 2011 9:31PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
taking a shit backwards while drinking scotch.

AND CAP LOCKS.
Mar 10 2011 9:46PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
My frogskins were stolen in New York City. :( I'm so bummed.
Mar 12 2011 6:43PM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
Owning 3 pairs of frogskins and only paying $215 for all three in total. Not to mention being able to sell one pair alone for $500 on ebay ;)

And going to a boarding school in Switzerland for Grade 12, traveling and legally drinking everyday!
Mar 12 2011 7:07PM
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GuerillaInDaMist
Posts: 546 - Karma: 47
smoking a tobbaco pipe listening to good music.
Mar 12 2011 7:47PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
pooping and surfing the net is one of the best things ever
Mar 12 2011 7:49PM
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TNORTS
Posts: 2077 - Karma: 2,756
drinking earl gray whilst writing your thoughts on the universe
Mar 12 2011 9:48PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Sounds stupid and pretentious.
Mar 14 2011 2:20PM
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bluehouseskis
Posts: 252 - Karma: 1,103
lol at your usernames!
Mar 14 2011 2:21PM
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bigmike2
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
haha i know someone who did that and then cleaned it with a hotel towel and left in the room for the mad to clean up (also in a hotel)
Mar 14 2011 2:39PM
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bluehouseskis
Posts: 252 - Karma: 1,103
Thats gross
Mar 15 2011 2:38AM
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
Finding a nice place to view the sunset and just listening to the wind rush past you.

Driving with all the windows down (weather dependent)
Mar 15 2011 2:44AM
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bluehouseskis
Posts: 252 - Karma: 1,103
Oh yeah, And when you wait for the park crew to finish grooming the lip on your favorite rail. Then when you get 1st hit.
Mar 15 2011 2:51AM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
gettin booty called by a hottie.
Mar 15 2011 3:37AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
this, except with a girl that you like
Mar 15 2011 4:41PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
this, except with a girl that you like
Mar 15 2011 4:41PM
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Bubba-Snax
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
jack daniels in the shower (always a good way to get the morning started off right)
dipping while getting a bj. (however doesnt translate well to sex)
urinating in the pool (not while in it, but rather standing at the side while your friends are in it)
and of course peeing in her butt.
Mar 15 2011 5:03PM
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Daydreaming
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 48
Agreed. Sometimes it is nice to be alone though.
Mar 15 2011 8:23PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
top of the list forsure. nothing better than a perfectly raked run-in.
Mar 16 2011 5:28PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
brand new razor, balls as smooth as a babys bottom.
Mar 16 2011 5:36PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37414 - Karma: 120,502
Hitting PC's newly built epicly fun step-over in the one of the 2 lines.
Mar 16 2011 5:45PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
pooping with the window wide open so you feel like you're outside. getting new skis. spring park.
Mar 22 2011 8:15PM
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Butt=Tight
Posts: 315 - Karma: 5
This. Also having a dumb ELA teacher who doesnt do more than glance at papers.
Mar 22 2011 8:18PM
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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20
finding that perfect babe on the mountain.
Mar 22 2011 8:35PM
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B.bowzz
Posts: 659 - Karma: 211
... shredding a perfect wind drift
Apr 25 2011 12:36AM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
Feeling like your finally making progress on a girl your digging.

Hearing a relaxing song that you have listened to for years.

Being motivated to clean, and getting it done.

When you realize you have gotten over a cold.

Wearing low top shoes as it gets warm.

Wearing shorts or a tank top.

beating someone in an arm wrestle.

Going to sleep on a sunday knowing you accomplished something this weekend and not worrying abou the next week.

Finding old meaningful photographs.

Having a tan line and knowing you got darker today, haha.

bless
Apr 25 2011 12:48AM
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bluehouseskis
Posts: 252 - Karma: 1,103
marry me.
Apr 26 2011 2:26AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
pancakes in the dorm at midnight.
May 4 2011 4:43PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
new sunglasses
outdoor summer concerts
new shred-wear
May 4 2011 9:55PM
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kungfusteeze
Posts: 700 - Karma: 47
Yessir. And it's nice to roll up on a urban sesh in progress or an previously set up spot and hitting it without having to do much work/setup.
May 5 2011 5:30AM
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PurpleDino
Posts: 1513 - Karma: 483
Going to school with a peace shirt with liberty hand written with bleach on it, wearing cords, rope sandals, and drinking tea.
May 5 2011 6:32AM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
the look of a freshly washed car
cordaroy jeans that you cut into shorts

May 7 2011 8:21PM
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tall_t
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 15
walking around naked
May 7 2011 11:03PM
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