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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
haha no it was like 2 days before i left. so it was when you were driving to fla i'm pretty sure. you're a jerk, jerk! :P
May 6 2010 9:43PM
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Aaaron.
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panda i love you
May 6 2010 9:51PM
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EthanJPAskier
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Sitting at the computer blasting Dvorak's 9th symphony in FLAC, shit's enlightening.
May 6 2010 9:57PM
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Mr.Panda
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I love you too Aaaron.

Got three things in that pic:
1. Friendship/love
2. Hugs
3. Snoopy, Snoopy is badass
May 6 2010 9:58PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
sitting in my room on/in my nice comfy bed, window open, incense burning, fan on, music playing quietly, texting/NS, sippin lemonade. hugging my teddy bear.....
livin tha life
May 6 2010 9:59PM
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Aaaron.
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that picture just improved my night so much.
May 6 2010 9:59PM
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Milksteak
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The most important..
May 6 2010 10:06PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147

DAMN RIGHT livin tha life. haha!

To add to the subject: OWNING someone with an smart ass answer and shuting him up.

May 6 2010 10:39PM
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Charles.
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i just pooped ac slater style while reading freeskier. /claim
it was awesome except i ended up turning around to wipe
May 6 2010 11:03PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
oh also feeling completely fucking hopeless. that's a good one.
May 6 2010 11:12PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
getting back at your d-bag room mate by taking their huge bucket of chocolate protein powder, switch out 3/4 of the contents, and replace it with chocolate milk powder, shave some of your pubes into it, pee a little bit into it with a couple of other friends, and mix it back up (pleasantly realizing it looks no different). Then sit back and watch them use it for the next month, and as an added bonus, they start getting fat from the chocolate milk, and have to start using slimfast.

little fucker
May 6 2010 11:22PM
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SteezyOhio
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nice, except the peeing part. what'd he do to fuck you over, and who needs fucking protein unless their compensating for penis girth
May 7 2010 12:07AM
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pomme-de-terre
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gold-plated automatic weapons. seriously, if im ever very successful the first thing im going to do is go out and buy a gold-plated IMI Uzi sub-machine gun. then im gonna wave my gun around and smoke blunts all day. its gonna be hood as fuck. people are gonna be like "holy shit! that dudes a fucking thug! i wanna be his friend!"
May 7 2010 12:14AM
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Gary_Busey
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cruising blunts on your birthday realizing it's the first night of a great summer.
May 7 2010 12:16AM
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skiminnesota
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kettle chips are of a higher class.
May 7 2010 12:45AM
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baethoven
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ratted my friend out for being a pot dealer to the school
May 7 2010 1:58AM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
no....just peeing in the shower
May 7 2010 8:30AM
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sniche
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having a nice fuck on prom night....
May 7 2010 8:31AM
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IceCreamer
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To be playing a song on your ipod and then as you take the headphones out, the song comes on the radio.
May 7 2010 8:37AM
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sarahskis
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Brushing your teeth on the toilet
May 7 2010 8:43AM
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uni-corn
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Just about doing anything on the toilet is of a MUCH higher class.
May 7 2010 8:46AM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
Tira misu.

Gelato.

First class plane flights.

Awesome trains.


May 7 2010 9:29AM
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.Natty.
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^that is so fun especially if there is one kid per car and youre with 4 or more friends.

Shooting miscellaneous items across the room at the trash can and sinking the shot like a pro.

Crackers and the sharpest possible cheddar cheese.

Falling asleep during a stormy night.

Campfires.

May 7 2010 11:15AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
mcdonalds after a long day at the hill.

large fries, a sweet tea, 5x 4 piece nuggets with chipotle barbecue and honeymustard.
May 7 2010 11:17AM
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.Natty.
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*taco bell
May 7 2010 11:30AM
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Mr.Panda
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This dude's grill show on Food Network

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This guy's as well
May 7 2010 1:57PM
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zues
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falling asleep in the common room of your dorm in a chair because you're so hammered...  i practically do this weekly. 
May 7 2010 4:51PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
new sweet chili sauce
May 7 2010 5:04PM
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geteducated
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standing under a tree on a rainy day
May 7 2010 8:21PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
Fuck the grill show. He looks way to fake. but the other one, dinner drive in and dive. GOD that thing is painful to watch seeing all that good shit.
May 7 2010 10:14PM
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triebby
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Damn, you must be from the future. That is next level status in the world of higher things.

Also, eating a chocolate and preferably chewy food while crapping.
May 7 2010 10:17PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
wearing cropped shirts on beautiful days. i guess guys could relate by not wearing shirts.

going to the house of the kids you babysit and watching them run all the way down the street to greet you because they're so excited to see you.

boxed wine in an outdoor screened in porch at night with candles lit and about 7 of your best friends.

catching somebody checking you out!

falling asleep on your driveway in the early afternoon on a beautiful day.

to be continued



May 8 2010 12:02AM
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Aaaron.
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homegrown strawberries and nutella.

May 8 2010 1:34PM
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FROSTWEAR
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Roll-out songs blasted with the windows down.
May 8 2010 1:51PM
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technique.
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"strawberries and nutella" as aaron's facebook status every other week
May 8 2010 3:08PM
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Aaaron.
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cause it's the best thing ever.
and we have a proper strawberry patch in my backyard. more strawbees than i know what to do with.

May 8 2010 7:46PM
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0123456789
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send them to random nsers, id love to have some straws right now
May 8 2010 7:54PM
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pomme-de-terre
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those kids throwing up on you and then being underpaid by their parents?
May 8 2010 11:23PM
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FBGM
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can i come over?
May 9 2010 12:28AM
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FBGM
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oh, yes, those would be the ones. love em to death.
May 9 2010 12:53AM
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FBGM
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oh, yes, those would be the ones. love em to death.
May 9 2010 12:54AM
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pelle_munch
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cold Pizza for breakfast

Tea

Music whilst shitting

TV whilst shitting

Deadliest Catch

That 70's Show

Tall Tees

Walking the house nude.

Capes

May 9 2010 2:32AM
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ChillTeenDad420
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 5,512
rollin down the beach with some reggae bumpin on a warm night

the feeling you get when you tell a female to make you a sandwich and they do it
May 9 2010 4:26AM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
Using simply limeade/lemonade as a mixer. Seriously people, it does wonders.
May 9 2010 11:24AM
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Bar_Down
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ahaha
May 9 2010 12:01PM
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drwclrk
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bingo! dude so good dude.
May 9 2010 3:14PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
hookah
May 9 2010 6:46PM
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STREETS
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Cutting down a big tree.
May 9 2010 7:47PM
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FBGM
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eating all the awesome leftovers after your mom has a mothers day party. unlimited sandwiches, lots of chocolate covered strawberries, cake, giant muffins, the best.
May 9 2010 7:52PM
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[-mvee-]
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the feeling you have after leaving a good car wash
May 9 2010 9:02PM
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