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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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Feb 21 2010 11:38PM
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Guck
Posts: 528 - Karma: 221
Kan Jam.
May 3 2010 8:13PM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
having too much to drink and yelling nothing but '' afterbangin' bro! '' for 2 straight hours.
May 3 2010 9:00PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Pooing whilst wearing ski boots and jeans...

I just did this; It's a lot harder than It may seem.
May 3 2010 9:15PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127

Sleeping in front of a fireplace

Blow the hot air from the air dryer directly on your face for a long period of time.

Drinking the milk directly from the bowl when you eat cereal

Using your spoon as a catapult

Wishing Happy Birthday to someone

Start a rumor

Be the first one to know the rumor

May 3 2010 9:25PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
sticking your arm out the car window and doing that wavy up-and-down thing

seeing the girl who always thinks she failed, actually fail.


fleece blankets

watching a snowy NFL game by the fireplace

May 3 2010 9:34PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
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May 3 2010 9:36PM
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AB.Zee
Posts: 617 - Karma: 37
Walking out of a job interview and immediately knowing they are hiring your
Waking up in the morning with absolutely no responsibilities, but doing something productive anyways
When the smart ass kid in the front of your class thinks he/she knows something useful and it turns out they are completely wrong
The moment when the entire class realizes the prof actually hates said kid from above and cant stand to put up with their stupid and abundant comments anymore
May 3 2010 10:15PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
passing a drug test
finding money in your pants pockets
$2 bills
Giving someone else your autograph
Catching a fish
May 3 2010 10:27PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
successfully making restaurant quality pad thai for a lady freind

subsequently railing said lady freind until you both pass out in your love nest only to wake up the next morning and eat left over pad thai for breakfast

waking up really early when you have to work that day (wake up at 5 work at 9)

watching the sun rise, then set, then watching the moon rise and set all in one period of awakeness.
May 3 2010 10:28PM
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majora
Posts: 860 - Karma: 157
pooping on ppl while they sleep
May 3 2010 10:34PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248
bahahah i lol'd
May 3 2010 10:37PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
oh i forgot sleeping in a hammock on a boat. fucking amazing feeling especially when your 6 or 7 red stripes deep.
May 3 2010 10:40PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
May 3 2010 10:41PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
drinking warm saki while watching samurai movies till 3 am

when your girls on her period and instead of being bitchy shes just horny so she blows you like 12 times a day

to be continued...
May 3 2010 10:59PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
buying something new that you really wanted and need (lawn mower for me)
turning on your class at the right time and impressing said person you turned it on for (landscaping clients- means mowing customer service is 100 fucking percent)
cooking a whole pack of hot dogs, toasting the buns and enjoying with 2 other friends
stacking green
May 3 2010 11:48PM
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
scarface and blow are easily of the higher things out there
May 3 2010 11:57PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
aquariums.

seriously. cool as fuck.

and carnivals. carnivals fucking rule.
May 4 2010 12:05AM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
turning the shower on to let it warm up.

hopping in and finding it the absolute perfect temperature..
May 4 2010 12:08AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
shower fart symphonies 
May 4 2010 12:38AM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
Having a perfect. You know those days when, you wake up right before the alarm, get up exactly when it starts, having the perfect crap, those big ones you don't even need to force it, perfect temperature in the shower, then, walking to the bus and hoping in without the need to stop walking, then being right on time for the metro. Going in class getting a 100% in a project you tought you were going to have like 55%... etc. you know those days..
May 4 2010 10:13AM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10

going to the mall with only a fat stack of 1's held with a few rubber bands

eating flintstones'  vitamins at the age of 16

May 4 2010 11:57AM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
i dont get your icon
May 4 2010 12:26PM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377

its a picture of his dad when he was in college

May 4 2010 12:35PM
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tomc51
Posts: 512 - Karma: 15
reading and driving

leaning with back against wall while peeing

freestyling whilst mowing the lawn
May 4 2010 12:36PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
first run/ lap on a brand new pair of skis, on the first day of the season
May 4 2010 12:40PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
thinking you have class, getting ready to go, and then remembering you don't have class.
May 4 2010 2:13PM
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beardstatus
Posts: 800 - Karma: 19

^ i believe thats called an annoyance

but then it's sick

May 4 2010 2:18PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
walking to a final exam, wishing you had gotten one more hour to study, only to find an empty classroom and realizing that your exam is at 9:30, not 8:30
May 4 2010 2:21PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
going to take an exam and having your teacher tell you that your exam was waived, go home.
fuck yeah.
May 4 2010 2:25PM
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FBGM
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well i don't know about you, but i like not having class.
May 4 2010 2:26PM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377
when something you ordered online shows up on your doorstep a day or two before you were expecting it, fuck yeah
May 4 2010 2:28PM
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
ha such a great night.... or throwing a 30 pound rock into the river screaming im mother fucking tanner hall!
May 4 2010 3:16PM
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pomme-de-terre
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viewing the hott girl thread in class is pretty cash.
May 4 2010 3:31PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Falling asleep and being woken up by your best friends new Akita and Malamute puppies as they climb over you like you are their playground.
May 4 2010 3:54PM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377

wow thats pretty bad ass

on the topic of restaurants: steak on a stone, hibachi japan, and j alexanders

May 4 2010 3:54PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
puppies in general.
May 4 2010 4:23PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
ruining a perfect picture by making a funny face. the "That Guy" thread inspired that one
May 4 2010 4:24PM
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Aaaron.
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haha for sure.  picture poaching is where it's at.
May 4 2010 4:28PM
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apcaipse
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Throwing gasoline or light fluid onto a fire and watching it turn into an inferno.
May 4 2010 4:29PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127

explosions

a really well executed phone prank

going to an all-you-can-eat restaurant

winnig a bet

May 4 2010 4:35PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638

making sobe bombs that work every time

outhouses

getting a good chuckle out of things

May 4 2010 5:17PM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
i'm going to have to disagree on that one.



top down on the highway

smoking a j/afternoon naps in the grass on the perfect day
May 4 2010 5:23PM
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cubber
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OUTHOUSES
May 4 2010 5:26PM
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Aaaron.
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with the door open.
May 4 2010 5:29PM
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Mr.Panda
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They are like living teddy bears it's awesome.
May 4 2010 5:34PM
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cubber
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my buddies cabin has a two person outhouse (two shitter-holes) with one giant door, everyone leaves the door open
May 4 2010 5:36PM
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Aaaron.
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does it have a good view?
May 4 2010 5:43PM
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cubber
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damn good. for all parties involved.
May 4 2010 5:58PM
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MichSteeze
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Going on newschoolers at 3 a.m because you have to check your threads.
May 4 2010 7:38PM
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