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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Granted, but you have no way to use them, you just have them.

I wish I had better bindings.
Jul 26 2011 10:54PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
granted but there snowboard bindings i wish i was at cedar point
Jul 26 2011 11:08PM
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-=---=-=-=-
Posts: 424 - Karma: 7
Granted, but their max din is 1.

I wish I was the sexiest man alive
Jul 26 2011 11:10PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Granted, But your a priest ;)

I wish i had more fanta.
Jul 26 2011 11:12PM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
granted, but its grape fanta and your white,

I wish i had a million dollars!
Jul 26 2011 11:17PM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123

Granted, but it's currently in a warehouse being burned

i wish i could keep my girl forever

Jul 26 2011 11:22PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
granted but she is a female goat.


I wish i was at mt hood
Jul 26 2011 11:27PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
granted, but it's now 50 years from now and global warming has eliminated summer snow

I wish i had filthy riches
Jul 26 2011 11:43PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
granted but all the money is dirty so you cant make out the denominations, so the police arrest you for counterfeiting when you spend it.


I wish i could double
Jul 26 2011 11:44PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
i meant ON3P Filthy Rich skis... do again?
Jul 26 2011 11:47PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
granted but they snap when you mount them. freehand, so no warranty. my wish stands.
Jul 26 2011 11:52PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but a freak earthquake happens while you are in mid air and you fall into a lava pit. I wish I was still at ski camp
Jul 27 2011 12:27AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
granted but simon dumont takes a shit in your mouth.


i wish i had a giraffe
Jul 27 2011 12:31AM
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bribri
Posts: 160 - Karma: 30

granted, but its a stuff animal and your dog mistakes it for a toy and tears in up.

I wish I had a subaru.

Jul 27 2011 1:18AM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
granted, but it's an old forester with no muffler

I wish I had a new Impreza outback sport
Jul 27 2011 1:45AM
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DW.
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 74
granted, but it has square wheels. ha
Jul 27 2011 1:48AM
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DW.
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 74
oh and, I wish that NS had no scammers.
Jul 27 2011 1:49AM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
Granted, but everyone will flip jiberish they got in smash and grab
Jul 27 2011 2:27AM
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blatt
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 3,097
fuck. forgot to wish.

I wish it was a winter with plentiful snow

Jul 27 2011 2:29AM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
granted. but your family has decided to move to Alabama.


i wish the the redskins had a legitimate quarterback.
Jul 27 2011 2:40AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
granted but you broke your leg.

I wish I had $10000 to buy some new camera gear
Jul 27 2011 2:40AM
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FightClub27
Posts: 486 - Karma: 416
granted, but you have no arms

i wish i had a foam pit
Jul 27 2011 3:01AM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 305
granted, but a family of brown recluses has taken up residence inside it

I wish I could move things with my mind
Jul 27 2011 3:15AM
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MrChevyCelebrity
Posts: 509 - Karma: 406
granted, but every time you do you end up shitting your pants.

I wish I never crashed or lost a ski
Jul 27 2011 9:31AM
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garret.
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 585
granted. but the devil ate your soul



i wish i lived in the mountains
Jul 27 2011 10:10AM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Granted, but it never snows.

I wish my job allowed me to ski more.
Jul 27 2011 10:44AM
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NJurkiewicz
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 697

Granted, but then you don't have a job.

I wish ZachMcarthy was banned from newschoolers!

Jul 27 2011 10:55AM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
GRANTED, BUT YOU ARE ALSO BANNED FROM NEWSCHOOLERS.

I WISH I HAD A SUMMER JOB
Jul 27 2011 11:03AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
Granted but you shouted to much so you got fired.

I wish nothing
Jul 27 2011 1:37PM
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Andi_G
Posts: 3083 - Karma: 15,098
Granted but you cant bounce in the air I wish I had a Lamborghini
Jul 27 2011 2:17PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,657
granted but your 6 years old an cant drive, i wish it was a powder day and i was at alta
Jul 27 2011 4:10PM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 305
granted, but 10 feet down your first run you yardsale and both your brand new powder skis submarine into 4 feet of powder and the rental shop is closed
Jul 27 2011 4:48PM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 305
I wish I was 6 inches taller
Jul 27 2011 4:49PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but you have to have your legs amputated. I wish my tv worked
Jul 27 2011 4:50PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Granted, but it's stuck on Bravo.

I wish it was winter.
Jul 27 2011 5:06PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
Granted, but it doesn't snow.


I wish I had some poutine.
Jul 27 2011 5:12PM
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DW.
Posts: 2683 - Karma: 74
granted, but you're allergic to gravy, and you forgot your epi pen (or however that's spelled).

I wish I was superman
Jul 27 2011 5:16PM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
Granted, but you just ate some kryptonite so now you are dead.

I wish I had no wishes
Jul 27 2011 5:25PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
Granted, but you have a box of 4000 coming in the mail and you can't go out and play until you finish using them.

I wish I was laying in a king size tempurpedic bed right now instead of this full sized piece of crap.
Jul 27 2011 5:31PM
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bribri
Posts: 160 - Karma: 30

Granted, but it smells like a homeless guy that hasnt showered in over a year and your dog mistaked it for a tree and peed on it.

I wish I didnt have to go to work.

Jul 27 2011 6:09PM
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OldDirtyPete
Posts: 453 - Karma: 299
Granted, but the world needs ugly hookers too.

I wish i didn't take 4 years off from college.
Jul 27 2011 6:38PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
Granted. Tell us how your first day of 7th grade is.

I wish my cold will go away faster and my ear didn't feel clogged :(
Jul 27 2011 6:41PM
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Steezy_P
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 2,350
granted, but you just caught the flu

I wish my back pain would go away
Jul 27 2011 6:58PM
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Benj.
Posts: 568 - Karma: 269
granted. but you become deaf 2 hours later. I wish I had a house in whistler
Jul 27 2011 6:59PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
granted, but it burns down when you show up to move it.

I wish I lived in a mountain town.
Jul 27 2011 7:32PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
Granted, but your in Africa and it never snows.

I wish i had a gold coin buy my name
Jul 27 2011 9:34PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
granted but you cant access the donator forum. on this note im happy i donated like 3 hours ago.

i want to see unicorns genetically created and farmed for meat. you could just use the horn and eat it like a massive lollipop.
Jul 27 2011 9:35PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
granted..but instead of yellow they are blue.

i wish i could do anything i wanted
Jul 27 2011 10:10PM
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MrChevyCelebrity
Posts: 509 - Karma: 406
granted, but you are afflicted with chronic, and persistent diarrhea. CONSTANTLY

I wish I could fly
Jul 27 2011 10:16PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
granted but you are intolerant to oxygen, and die.

I wish i had a summer setup in my backyard right now that i could ski on, without getting injured and have everything about my life still be the same except the summer setup part
Jul 27 2011 10:18PM
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