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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
granted. its in sucking dick.

i wish i had a working phone
Aug 22 2010 5:48PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
granted, but the only number it can dial or text is a fat asian hooker named Shadynasty


I wish I had a straight asshole
Aug 22 2010 6:00PM
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sndyrvr
Posts: 684 - Karma: 119
You mean so his cousin can break it again?
Aug 24 2010 11:21AM
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dbchili
Posts: 2555 - Karma: 1,657
granted, but the rest of you is still gay so your asshole hates taking dick

i wish i had a pet beaver named clancy
Aug 24 2010 11:54AM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
Granted, but it has rabies.

I wish there was snow all day, everyday
Aug 24 2010 12:06PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,797
granted that you're allergic to snow.

I wish i could fly.
Aug 24 2010 12:09PM
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Tripplesixty
Posts: 835 - Karma: 148
Granted, but your un able to walk or stand

I wish Level 1 was coming to Portland this year
Aug 24 2010 12:56PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
granted but they shun you

i wish back to school wasnt today
Aug 24 2010 12:59PM
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Grover
Posts: 88 - Karma: 5,158
Granted, but you fall out of a car while mooning a semi out of the back of your friends mini van on the way to water world because back to school hasn't started.



I wish my PS3 wasn't broken.
Aug 24 2010 1:11PM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
Granted, but it school starts tomorrow and you get buttraped your first night by a pirate-bear.

I wish it wasn't cloudy today.
Aug 24 2010 1:11PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but all of your games and conTROLLers are

I wish it wasnt so damn hot out
Aug 24 2010 1:30PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
granted but its so cold....u become an icecube and die

i wish it was winter
Aug 24 2010 2:58PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Granted but both of your legs are broken and you're blind.

I wish I could go to bed fore 4am every single day.
Aug 24 2010 2:59PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,353
Granted but you never wake up....ever.


I wish I had a pro model set of skis. That I can ski, my legs will not break, it will always snow. I can ski them, they can have bindings mounted on them, i will not go blind, there will be a 171cm lengh, 109cm, 100cm,109cm sidecut. The bindings fit my boots. I will not die, nor will they be stolen. (Bullet proof)
Aug 24 2010 5:23PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
granted

but there is no mountains where you can use them.

i wish i could have sex with a 10.
Aug 24 2010 5:28PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
granted,
but you'll end up with 5's or under for the rest of your life + you got the cooties!

i wish i could bone everyone in the entire world if i'd feel like doing so ....
Aug 24 2010 5:32PM
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hundreds
Posts: 775 - Karma: 341
granted. but your gay

i wish i knew how to troll propperly
Aug 24 2010 5:44PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
granted,
but you are now IP banned for life....

I wish i was PROOOOOO !
Aug 24 2010 5:47PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

granted but your a pro at farting which you now do every 34 seconds.

i wish i didnt have to wish

Aug 24 2010 6:21PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
granted, you're dead now....

i wish i had money for skibindings !
Aug 24 2010 6:33PM
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D.Hatch
Posts: 593 - Karma: 43
granted, you have no skis to mount the bindings on

I wish that scartching your balls was socially acceptable
Aug 24 2010 7:21PM
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Tripplesixty
Posts: 835 - Karma: 148
Granted but your balls get cut off...

I wish I got paid more for doing less
Aug 24 2010 7:22PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
granted, but instead of having a regular 9-5 job, you now have to be Oprah's personal buttwiper on the weekends and you get paid the salary of a CEO
only downside; you are only allowed to use your tongue...

i wish i could dip my pixie stick in a ham wallet, right now!

Aug 24 2010 7:27PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
granted but you die shortly thereafter.

I wish there was a dubstep genre on itunes
Aug 24 2010 7:33PM
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hundreds
Posts: 775 - Karma: 341
granted but its all justin beiber remixes



i wish i could be a pretty boy singer and get lots of pussy
Aug 24 2010 11:32PM
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Tripplesixty
Posts: 835 - Karma: 148
Gratend... but they're all 14 year olds and you go to jail...

Wish I had all new this years saga outerwear
Aug 25 2010 12:50PM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
Granted but the moment you get it a fire starts and you loose everything.

I wish i didnt have to work to make money
Aug 25 2010 12:56PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,353
granted. but you marrie a hot wife and she takes it all after the divorce

I wish my mom would just make me a goddam sandwhich for lunch
Aug 25 2010 5:14PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
granted, but she spits in it

i wish that no one picks apart my wish
Aug 25 2010 5:19PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
granted, but you are now gay


i wish i could keep a jar of aids in my back pocket
Aug 25 2010 5:20PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
granted, but you got the contents of the jar from your own bloodstream.


i wish i had a cheez bacon sammich right now
Aug 25 2010 5:22PM
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hundreds
Posts: 775 - Karma: 341
granted but its my cum

i wish me and ecb would knit thongs for rhinos  for charity
Aug 25 2010 5:22PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
granted

just granted, nothing that isn't already destroyed





i wish that i could projectile shit
Aug 25 2010 5:23PM
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hundreds
Posts: 775 - Karma: 341
granted, but it comes out of your vagina. wich means you have a vagina.






i wish i could change my name to pink
Aug 25 2010 5:45PM
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P_Steezy
Posts: 323 - Karma: 11
granted, but that would also change you to a chick. which means you, too, have a vagina

I wish I could graduate college tomorrow and just ski bum this entire winter
Aug 25 2010 10:13PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
granted, but there is no snow to ski, just rocks


i wish i could play the piano well
Aug 25 2010 10:57PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117
Granted but everyone else is deaf so no one can hear you I wish I was as cool as ECB
Aug 26 2010 2:18AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
granted, but only on the interwebz not in real life



i wish i could slap matt smida with my dick across his face
Aug 26 2010 10:05AM
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P_Steezy
Posts: 323 - Karma: 11
granted, but you slap him so hard your dick falls off



I wish I will never grow old
Aug 27 2010 12:16PM
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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
granted, but your soul will continue to grow, and it will die. then you will be soulless and be miserable for eternity.
Aug 27 2010 12:51PM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
you have no wish to be destroyed so you will live a happy life.

i wish i had a working phone
Aug 30 2010 8:11AM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
granted, but it turns into a transformer and tries to kill you.

i wish my college stuff would pack itself so i didn't have to
Aug 30 2010 8:44AM
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backbarvey
Posts: 158 - Karma: 59
granted, but all your friends realise you have aids and wont talk to you ever and then your dick falls off and starts flying and starts fucking ur mouth.

i wish i could sleep with mila kunis whenever i wanted
Aug 30 2010 8:50AM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted, but not sexually. You are secured with chains in the same bed while she sleeps, but you cant look, touch, or speak to her.

I wish the power hadnt gone out
Aug 30 2010 12:41PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
granted but your house burns down because of an electrical fire.

I wish I had a pet dolphin
Aug 30 2010 12:48PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14491 - Karma: 10,630
Granted, but Click for larger image

I wish I had more posters for my room nah mean?
Aug 30 2010 1:13PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
granted but they are of named men holding cakes i wish i could fly
Aug 30 2010 1:49PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
damn i mean NAKED men
Aug 30 2010 1:49PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but you are a fly now.

I wish there was something good to eat in my house
Aug 30 2010 1:56PM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,353
Granted but you get food poisoning and die from your lack of knowledge.


I wish I wasn't in school right and i was skiing on snow. I have no broken legs the moutian has snow. My skis are fine. I'm not blind either
Aug 30 2010 2:17PM
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