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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
granted but there is never snow on the mountain because it's also a volcano.

I wish my shoulder was healed 
Aug 16 2010 5:55PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
granted but its evil and controls your arm to continuously smack you in the face.


i wish i had a gretsch white falcon (google that)
Aug 16 2010 5:58PM
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Charles^stevens
Posts: 859 - Karma: 341
granted,  but it's the opposite hand that you play,  so you cant play it,    fliping the stings is not an option either.

i wish i had a VW westy syncro 
Aug 16 2010 6:12PM
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32
granted, but theres 8 dead bodies and its lo jacked

i wish i had a giraffe

Aug 16 2010 6:15PM
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Moonshine
Posts: 903 - Karma: 398
granted, but it has a horrible diarrhea problem

i wish i had infinite $$$ to spend on shoes
Aug 16 2010 7:44PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
granted but they only come in children's sizes

i wish i had some new kung fujas
Aug 16 2010 7:46PM
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MacNsteaze
Posts: 366 - Karma: 310

granted, but some kid made them in his basement

wish i had more money

Aug 16 2010 8:05PM
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senorpuppy
Posts: 264 - Karma: 10
granted but you can only spend it on manly juices

I wish i was a puppy
Aug 16 2010 8:18PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Granted. A family buys you, then sends you back cause you have a gimp leg. The breeder puts you down.



I wish I could have some ice cream right now
Aug 16 2010 8:21PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
i peed on your ice cream




i wish i could feel no pain, break no bones, not hurt myself in anyway
Aug 16 2010 8:22PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677

granted, but this iced cream is iced jizz

i wish i had a pony!

Aug 16 2010 8:24PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
granted, but then your boyfriend dumps you

i wish i had a pink name so Nooschoolers would like me
Aug 16 2010 8:27PM
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ski2sky.
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 897
granted... but now he wants to buttfuck you

i wish i was colby james west
Aug 16 2010 8:35PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
granted, but you break both your legs skiing then crash your little plane in the mountains and live alone there with no skiing or people you can provide humor for.


i wish i was in a really sick band
Aug 16 2010 8:50PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
lol?
Aug 16 2010 9:23PM
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ISellMeth
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 673
granted, but on the way there you crashed your car and lost all your limbs

I wish i was with my girlfriend
Aug 16 2010 9:24PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
granted. but its BYU

i wish i could skydive
Aug 16 2010 9:24PM
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Common_Cents
Posts: 455 - Karma: 13
granted but you land in a mine field

I wish had a pet dragon
Aug 16 2010 9:36PM
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meeesh
Posts: 353 - Karma: 56
Granted. It eats you & your family while you sleep.

I wish I my laundry would clean itself.
Aug 16 2010 10:12PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,298
granted but he is sexually attracted to you. good luck.

I wish i had a dollar
Aug 16 2010 10:12PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but its's counterfeit.


I wish i had a second dog
Aug 16 2010 10:22PM
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Common_Cents
Posts: 455 - Karma: 13
granted but it gives your first dog AIDS

I wish i lived in norway
Aug 16 2010 10:57PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
granted but it will NEVER snow.

i wish i had new marker griffons
Aug 16 2010 10:59PM
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Common_Cents
Posts: 455 - Karma: 13
Granted but too literally. The griffons eat your feet and fly away with your skis

i wish i was Todd Walmarts
Aug 16 2010 11:02PM
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P_Steezy
Posts: 323 - Karma: 11
granted you had no legs

I wish I could walk on water
Aug 16 2010 11:08PM
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senorpuppy
Posts: 264 - Karma: 10
GRANTED WATERS ON FIRE

i wish i was a dragon
Aug 16 2010 11:20PM
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chad.
Posts: 728 - Karma: 27
granted, you cant fly or breath fire


wish i was a koala bear
Aug 16 2010 11:22PM
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Been.stick
Posts: 436 - Karma: 491
granted but you have an extreme case of dwarfism and noone takes you seriously at all.

i wish i knew all.
Aug 16 2010 11:24PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted only but all of the gay things.


I wish I had powder skis
Aug 16 2010 11:27PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Granted, but you have no bindings.

I wish I had laser vision.
Aug 16 2010 11:29PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
granted but they are literally constructed of powder and collapse when you touch them.

i wish i had 100000000000000000000000000000000000 wishes
Aug 16 2010 11:30PM
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
granted, but no pow.

I wish i had a billion certified Canadian dollars
Aug 16 2010 11:30PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but they dont get granted until you die.


I wish MN got more snow
Aug 16 2010 11:32PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but you are banned from canada.

Same wish as above, srry for dub post
Aug 16 2010 11:32PM
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senorpuppy
Posts: 264 - Karma: 10
Granted but MN stands for uhhh monkey nuts??


i wish that chug would apologize for the last chug life
Aug 16 2010 11:35PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
granted but then he doesnt make another one for another 6 months. i wish i had a friendly pet dinosaur
Aug 16 2010 11:38PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
granted it's plastic


I wish I The Nanny was continued
Aug 16 2010 11:41PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Granted, but your TV doesn't work.

I wish I was boning megan fox
Aug 16 2010 11:44PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
granted but she has std's

i wish i had some chickfila
Aug 16 2010 11:45PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
granted, but it has mold on it.

I wish I was done with college.
Aug 16 2010 11:47PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but you are the only person on the earth.



I wish karma (on NS) made sense
Aug 16 2010 11:58PM
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Jibbin_Ur_Face
Posts: 2536 - Karma: 763
Granted, but when it finally makes sense you will be banned forever.


I wish I could ski with T WAll
Aug 17 2010 12:04AM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but it's actually a wall made of tea.


I wish skiierman wasn't so rude
Aug 17 2010 12:07AM
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ISellMeth
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 673
Granted but he now directs all his anger at you

I wish I could have a rave in costco
Aug 17 2010 3:43AM
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Caspian
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 25
Granted but all the birds trapped inside shit on you.

I wish i could go to bed. Ha.
Aug 17 2010 3:48AM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
Granted but the bed is made out of wood

I wish the person who grants my wish would die
Aug 17 2010 4:30AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
Granted But of old age.

I wish my earbuds wouldn't ever fall out.
Aug 17 2010 4:41AM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
Smart!

And to be fair, granted, but they don't work

I wish NS got a 1 billion dollar donation, then they could get a whole lot of cool merchandise!
Aug 17 2010 4:46AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
granted, but they would all be small

I wish pow would be an every day thing
Aug 17 2010 4:49AM
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P_Steezy
Posts: 323 - Karma: 11
granted it was only an everyday thing in places with no mountains



I wish my dick was HUGE
Aug 17 2010 9:13AM
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