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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
granted but then they come back to haunt.
I wish girls werent bitches cuz i go to private school
Mar 26 2010 10:34AM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

Granted. Now they're c*nts.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

Mar 26 2010 10:49AM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84

granted your boyfriend was sick when you sucked his dick

i wish it was the weekend

Mar 26 2010 11:44AM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

Granted, it lasts a minute.

I wish I was the luckiest man in the world. (Just call me Lucky McLuckerton!)

Mar 26 2010 1:02PM
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SHD
Posts: 397 - Karma: 83
Granted, you're so lucky the H-bombs exploding will kill everything except you.


I wish i had the power to heal
Mar 26 2010 5:59PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
granted, but you can only use it once.

i wish wall and dudemont took hornbeck to joss
Mar 26 2010 6:53PM
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Holte
Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,816
Granted. Hornbeck is their filmer.

I wish I had a helicopter.
Mar 26 2010 10:13PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
Granted but you fly into a mountain.

I wish my computer would duel boot right.
Mar 26 2010 10:19PM
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mbracken
Posts: 249 - Karma: 47

granted, but its made of dead babys.

i wish i had ramen noodles

Mar 26 2010 10:21PM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 85
granted, but you didn't keep them in the water long enough and now they are hard, soggy and gross

I wish I had a car
Mar 26 2010 10:23PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
Granted, But you crash into a tree.

I wish people wouldn't skip me.
Mar 26 2010 10:24PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
granted but no body cares

i wish, when it all comes down to it, i would somehow know what i do.

Mar 26 2010 10:31PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
granted, you now know what you do. however, now you realize that what you do is absolutely meaningless drudgery and can only lead to your inevitable and equally meaningless death.

i wish that the most horrible thing possible would happen to me so that anyone who tries to corrupt this wish would find himself caught in such a logical paradox that he would crack his own head open with a hammer.
Mar 26 2010 11:24PM
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ScottSMS
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
granted, but you need to get a life.
Mar 26 2010 11:43PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

granted, I change your wish to somthing easily corrupted, and also realize your wish can still be destroyed.

I wish people got little slurpee brainfreezes when they say something stupid. (I think I'll buy a windstar....a-ow!)

Mar 26 2010 11:53PM
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Moonshine
Posts: 903 - Karma: 398
granted, but the brainfreezes lasted forever, and eventually you died from insanity, and then humans went extinct.

i wish i didnt bite my nails
Mar 27 2010 12:08AM
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doyle.
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 596
granted, but your nails grew to be 10 feet long. I wish winter never ended.
Mar 27 2010 4:36AM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Granted, but the world is plunged into another Ice Age; civilization collapses; billions die from cold, famine and war over resources; and you are forced to live as a nomad in a post-apocalyptic world.

I wish the girl I'm seeing was with me here in Vermont.
Mar 27 2010 5:31PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
granted but shes actually a man..
i wish biggie was alive still killin the rap scene with ill beats
Mar 27 2010 11:35PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468

granted, but you were deaf

i wish i was the sexiest guy in town

Mar 28 2010 2:31AM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

granted, but the next sexiest guy is on love with you, and the fattest, ugliest chick too

i wish for my summer to be very productive and make some real bank

Mar 28 2010 3:06AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
granted but you become a lawyer and everyone hates you.

i wish i could go to camp of champions
Mar 28 2010 7:16AM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468

granted but you break both legs on the first day

i wish alvin and the chipmunks never existed

Mar 28 2010 4:55PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
granted but now cristof and the gophers do.

i wish i wasnt sick and could go skiing.

Mar 28 2010 5:02PM
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Moonshine
Posts: 903 - Karma: 398
granted, you get out on the slopes and the day is looking sick. on your first try you land a trick you've never done before. you go to do it next run and break your neck

i wish i could fly!
Mar 28 2010 9:19PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
granted, but you can never put your feet on the ground again
Mar 29 2010 12:23AM
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Chokolite
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 23
I wish I had jon olsens new lambo
Mar 29 2010 2:15PM
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Ski_The_East10
Posts: 582 - Karma: 3
granted but you have no arms and can't drive it

I wish I could ski 365 days a year
Mar 29 2010 2:20PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
granted.

but you have no skis
Mar 29 2010 2:38PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
i wish flavoured tobacco wasn't being outlawed in Canada
Mar 29 2010 4:55PM
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Lexx
Posts: 327 - Karma: 688
Granted, but you then get cancer and have half of your jaw removed.

I wish winter was never-ending
Mar 29 2010 7:00PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468

thank you.

im not going to wish anymore

Mar 29 2010 7:02PM
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Lexx
Posts: 327 - Karma: 688
I win!
Mar 29 2010 7:45PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
granted, but no one is alive to hear you gloat.

I wish Ski.the.East.10 would change his icon
Mar 29 2010 7:48PM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

granted. but it'll be changed to something everyone else loves dearly, and you'll be the only one who hates it.

i wish i didnt have to work so damn hard, and i could get my business off the ground without so many headaches.

Mar 29 2010 8:29PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Granted, out of spite he copies your icon.
Mar 31 2010 6:53PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
granted, you hire some illegal Mexicans to do it for you, but then Immigration ships them back before they get to work.

I wish stupid names like Bobby-Sue and Kieth were outlawed.
Mar 31 2010 6:57PM
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.Natty.
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 84

granted, but rednecks everywhere would start a war

i wish i was rich

Apr 1 2010 8:33AM
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Sulli
Posts: 324 - Karma: 27

granted: but your money turns to skittles when ever you touch it

I wish i could fly

Apr 1 2010 10:32AM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
granted, but you can only be 2 inches off the ground

i wish pokemon were real
Apr 1 2010 7:12PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
granted, but so is scientology

i wish i had a pound of chocolate right now
Apr 1 2010 7:22PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
granted, but it expired last november.
i wish i had a plane ticket to Bali.
Apr 1 2010 8:05PM
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Moonshine
Posts: 903 - Karma: 398
yeah but the plane crashes and your dead

i wish i was fucking a chick right now
Apr 1 2010 10:46PM
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DirtyDiabetic
Posts: 308 - Karma: 11
Granted but it is actually a baby chicken. I wish I could still be skiing
Apr 1 2010 10:53PM
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Moonshine
Posts: 903 - Karma: 398
hahaha you win
Apr 1 2010 11:17PM
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Boo.
Posts: 692 - Karma: 417
granted, but its cold, hailing and your naked. i wish i had faster internet
Aug 16 2010 11:26AM
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SHD
Posts: 397 - Karma: 83
Granted but your computer got massacred by trojan horse.

I wish we could have a school break as long as the summer break in the winter
Aug 16 2010 11:36AM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
But nobody else does and they your opinion doesn't matter for shit to the district
Aug 16 2010 11:38AM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
granted, but extended exposure to the cold causes permanent 'shrinkage'

I wish I could go heli skiing
Aug 16 2010 5:50PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
granted, but the heli will run out of gas before you get there and you will die.

i wish i had a private mountain in my backyard
Aug 16 2010 5:53PM
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