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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Granted. But global warming kills everyone except you. and melts all the snow.

I wish I would never get sick again.


Mar 22 2010 5:13PM
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smile=]
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 86
granted. but you will no longer be able to eat. all your organs will disintegrate inside you.

i wish i would always be happy
Mar 22 2010 8:08PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
Granted, but you love in poverty and have no source of income. and dont know how to ski.

I wish EVERY DAY IS A SATURDAY!!!
Mar 22 2010 8:11PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
granted, you're hung over every day of your life.

i wish my manager wasn't a dick
Mar 23 2010 1:50AM
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111
Granted, But how else would he shaft you..... I wish I could get out of debt.
Mar 23 2010 1:58AM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

Granted, but the day you pay off the last bill, you get fired and the country is bankrupt so you cant get unemployment. but you have healthcare.

i wish i had healthcare hahahaha

Mar 23 2010 2:39AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
Granted, but you have an un-curable cancer and will die either way.

I wish food was free
Mar 23 2010 11:15AM
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SHD
Posts: 397 - Karma: 83
Granted, but beans is the only food left in the world.

I wish ski patrol didn't exist
Mar 23 2010 12:33PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
granted but ever mountain is now over run by hostile snowboarders and we skiers are forced to fight for what little terrain we can win.  werewolf vs vampire type of deal.

i wish all the vegans in the world would just die.
Mar 23 2010 12:37PM
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Moonshine
Posts: 903 - Karma: 398
granted, but there would be no meat in the world

i wish dragons were real, and i had a pet dragon
Mar 23 2010 7:14PM
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JTL
Posts: 2275 - Karma: 338
granted, but he grows up and eats you. 
i wish i had a 2004 subaru impreza wrx sti
Mar 23 2010 7:34PM
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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
 Granted, but it is a 1:8 scale model and made of dried seamen
I wish i would get a hippopotamus for christmas
Mar 23 2010 8:54PM
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111
Granted, but when you received it, it ate you...

I wish I had new shoes.
Mar 23 2010 8:56PM
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asfffffffffdd
Posts: 1554 - Karma: 1,103
granted but they're 4 sizes too small

i wish winter was just begining again
Mar 23 2010 9:25PM
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Been.stick
Posts: 436 - Karma: 491
granted but there were a womens size 4 sketchers....i wish i had a gold tooth
Mar 23 2010 9:26PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399

granted, but gold values drop and its now worthless

i wish my blackberry was an iphone

Mar 23 2010 10:19PM
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Moonshine
Posts: 903 - Karma: 398
granted, but your screen is cracked

i wish kim kardashian was my girlfried
Mar 23 2010 11:17PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
granted but you just found out that she has her period 100% of the time and she got breast/ass reductions and her face got hit with a bat


i wish i could get some publicity for my videos and photos on this site

Mar 23 2010 11:25PM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
granted, but you only get shitty publicity, your life goes south, and you end up in a haze of dirty strippers and cheap tequila in Tijuana, where you eventually die of dysentery.

I wish I wasn't broke.
Mar 24 2010 12:46AM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

granted, you will become a very wealthy man, but your money will consume you.

i wish for world peace!!!! and tacos for everyone, and alcohol too!

Mar 24 2010 1:15AM
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111
Granted, but all the 14 yo NSers would get to violent and fuck up your world peace

I wish for i pet raccoon


Mar 24 2010 1:45AM
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willy.t
Posts: 183 - Karma: 30
granted... but your servant is flaming gay and puts his wang on or around your personal belongings

I wish that every child had a big red ball.
Mar 24 2010 1:53AM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

Why do you assume the servant's a mar? It could just as well be a woman putting her disease ridden cooch all over his things...

And granted, but the balls are only given to blind children who don't know what red is. Plus, they will often get socked in the head by the big bouncing balls.

I wish I was the ultimate superhero, who's better than all the rest.

Mar 24 2010 11:04AM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
granted: you are invisible for the rest of your life

i wish i had big tits
Mar 24 2010 11:32AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
granted, but you're a man.

i wishi could fast forward to summer
Mar 24 2010 1:22PM
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Lexx
Posts: 327 - Karma: 688
Granted, but you fast forward to the summer of 2070 and you are on your deathbed

I wish I could live in Boulder Colorado
Mar 24 2010 1:40PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

Granted, but you live in a boulder in Colorado.

I wish for an unstealable Norco Kokanee mountain bike.

Mar 24 2010 2:12PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,315
granted, but you fall and break your fibula and left pointer finger

I wish I had a hot full stack of chocolate chip pancakes with butter and maple syrup on top
Mar 24 2010 2:16PM
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smile=]
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 86
granted. but the bear will eat you. and you will live through it. in pain.

i wish i was perfec†.
Mar 24 2010 7:37PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399

granted, but nobody is perfect so youre a nobody

i wish my dog didnt have downs syndrome

Mar 24 2010 9:28PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Granted, he has AIDS.
I wish I had no more homework tonight.
Mar 24 2010 10:41PM
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JEAopardy
Posts: 811 - Karma: 25
granted , you have stacks of it left and it probably has no practical application in life .

i wish i had buffalo wings in front of me.
Mar 24 2010 10:50PM
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JTL
Posts: 2275 - Karma: 338
granted, but there is bullet proof glass between you and the wings

i wish i had a secret underground tunnel near my house.
Mar 24 2010 11:25PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,009
Granted but it caves in when you're in it.

I wish for new skis.
Mar 24 2010 11:36PM
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kaivam
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10

Granted, but they're racing skis.

I wish to win gold in women's superpipe in the next winter x games.

Mar 24 2010 11:46PM
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Moonshine
Posts: 903 - Karma: 398
granted, but they find out you cheated, and you are stripped of your metal and sent to jail.

i wish i could fly
Mar 24 2010 11:49PM
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ReedSkis~
Posts: 2122 - Karma: 98
granted, but you will not be able to stop and will never set foot on earth again.

I wish I could turn invisible whenever i desire to.
Mar 24 2010 11:52PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127

Granted but you're stuck alone in Antartica

I wish I could be rich

Mar 25 2010 12:00AM
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SHD
Posts: 397 - Karma: 83
Granted, but you're rich of beetles that will finally eat you alive

I wish I couldn't get injuries....
Mar 25 2010 11:15AM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
granted, but you are all up in a bubble, like that adam sandler movie.

i wish i was shorter.
Mar 25 2010 11:49AM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377

granted, but you're only shorter in the pants

i wish i could have a woman bring me a sandwich whenever i am hungry

Mar 25 2010 11:54AM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

Granted, now you're super susceptible to catching terminal diseases due to the experimental radiotherapy needed to make you uninjurable.

I wish I could bring back the dead.

Mar 25 2010 11:55AM
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kalum.ko
Posts: 585 - Karma: 1,672

Granted, but your mom likes them all and they took over your room, you now have to sleep with on the floor.

I wish our hill had jumps

Mar 25 2010 12:53PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

I SHALL GRANT TWO WISHES! I'M CRAZY!

Granted, but the woman is your crazy ex who puts in some new thing everytime to try and hospitalize you.

Guy above me, granted, but they're what a gaper thinks is a "radical" jump, meaning they're no higher than 1.5'.

I wish I could see the future and prevent the worst from happening.

Mar 25 2010 1:05PM
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kramerbradley35
Posts: 163 - Karma: 10

but what you see makes you go insane.

I wish i had the worlds best smelling afrodesiac

Mar 25 2010 2:40PM
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Lexx
Posts: 327 - Karma: 688
Granted, but its an afrodesiac for elephants and you get trampled by giant horny dumbos

I wish I wasn't dying
Mar 25 2010 8:56PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Wait, what?
Mar 25 2010 11:29PM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
your wish for eloquence is denied.
Mar 26 2010 1:04AM
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fourtwozero
Posts: 184 - Karma: 9
granted, but your foot always itches. ALWAYS. i wish i could strike people down with lightning, on command.
Mar 26 2010 2:03AM
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Ryan_BC
Posts: 109 - Karma: 11
my jmos are in the mail right now, my wish came true! :)
Mar 26 2010 2:07AM
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