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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
granted but it also melts everyday..

i wish my friends a pro
Mar 20 2010 1:12AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
Granted, but he actually doesn't like you

I wish i could have free lift passes for everywhere.
Mar 20 2010 1:13AM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503

granted you cant ski

 i wish my mom would let ski this weekend

Mar 20 2010 1:17AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
granted but your mom dies when you're skiing this weekend. that sucks

i wish this school year was over
Mar 20 2010 1:19AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
Granted, but all the snow melts and you have to take all your courses in summer school

I wish i had a 6XL lRG hoodie
Mar 20 2010 1:22AM
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Jgombasy
Posts: 180 - Karma: 62
granted, but you only get the hood and sleeves of it

i wish i got nap time
Mar 20 2010 1:48AM
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Ski303
Posts: 468 - Karma: 22
granted, but your 55 year old fat wife chokes you in your sleep. you die.


I wish Newschoolers was a girl
Mar 20 2010 2:17AM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted. But she's a loose stretched out whore who has AIDS.

I wish I had a new car.
Mar 20 2010 2:54AM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399

granted, but "new" now means a peice of shit

i wish it hadnt rained all last week

Mar 20 2010 8:45AM
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dubaiski
Posts: 961 - Karma: 37

granted but it was so hot all the snow melted

i wish i didnt live in a fucking desert

Mar 20 2010 9:24AM
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The.Ginger
Posts: 978 - Karma: 13
Granted but you move to the rainforest in brazil I wish my knee wasn't shattered
Mar 20 2010 9:59AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
Granted, but both your arms are.

I wish to have ski boots that dont hurt
Mar 20 2010 10:52AM
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aquinn
Posts: 824 - Karma: 217
granted, but now you have no feet

I wish i was shorter
Mar 20 2010 1:41PM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

Granted, but now your arems are really long.

I wish when I ordereda pizza, it got here in 30 seconds instead of 30 mins.

Mar 20 2010 6:04PM
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784

granted, but the pizza has anchovis

i wish nothing could stop me from skiing (pain, broken bones, no snow, etc)

Mar 20 2010 6:16PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14491 - Karma: 10,630
Granted, but you skis are 210 straight skis from the 80's

I wish my dog was at school with me.
Mar 20 2010 7:20PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Granted but he just took a shit in your bag

I wish didn't get so drunk last night...
Mar 20 2010 7:24PM
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steezmoe*
Posts: 357 - Karma: 13

granted but you where u in such a bad hangover you drank more to get out of it

i wish i had a unicorn 

Mar 20 2010 9:35PM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
granted, but the unicorn has lupus.

i wish i could get laid with sexy women that aren't disease ridden and that are under the age of 30 but over the age of 18 more often.
Mar 20 2010 10:21PM
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ski_suspects
Posts: 41 - Karma: 39

granted but there mexican, you get them pregnant, they leave, and you have to take care of the kids.

i wish runs on my ski hill were longer than 2 minutes including going up the lift

Mar 20 2010 11:54PM
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Steeze_Cake
Posts: 613 - Karma: 16
Granted: now they are only 2:01.

I wish my wish would not be granted.
Mar 21 2010 12:00AM
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ski_suspects
Posts: 41 - Karma: 39

granted, but your dick is small and you dont last long

i wish level 1 sent me white stickers instead of black

Mar 21 2010 12:03AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
granted, but the stickers are tiny.

I wish that my camera and strobes and PWs would never run out of power.
Mar 21 2010 12:11AM
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Joonas
Posts: 568 - Karma: 230
granted, but the fresh pow would harden up cause of warm day temperatures.
i wish my leg would be ok for the next weekend
Mar 21 2010 3:17PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
granted but you have no skis to go on
I wish that school was cancelled for next week
Mar 21 2010 3:22PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
granted, but you have to stay stay home and sleep.

i wish i could do kim kardashian
Mar 21 2010 3:29PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Granted but you have to do ray J too.

I wish I was back in the alps and not stuck in Dublin
Mar 21 2010 4:09PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
granted but you get aids and die

i wish i could get a pair of surface next lifes
Mar 21 2010 4:10PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72

granted but ur a snowboarder

i wish there was always snow

Mar 21 2010 4:46PM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

granted, and you have a slopeside condo with huge hottub, tons of horny bitches, booze and drugs, but a baby penis.

i wish i never had to work,  and i could just do whatever the hell i want.

Mar 21 2010 5:01PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
granted but you are crippled from the neck down...

i wish i could traveling circus came to my mtn to ski with me...
Mar 21 2010 8:17PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
k, but terrorists destroy the lifts (though miraculously nobody is injured) and the mountain is closed down so you can't hike because of the attack. for the 10 millionth time, i wish i had an attractive girlfriend without any stds, deformities, and didn't lose her for any reason what whatsoever, and neither one of us was injured.
Mar 21 2010 8:39PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
granted but she has a purity ring.


i wish it would snow
Mar 21 2010 9:25PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 127

granted but you have no legs

I wish I could have an awesome job for this summer

Mar 21 2010 9:34PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
granted but your awsome job entitles cleaning up cow shit for 8 hours a day...

i wish i had some pie right now..
Mar 21 2010 11:20PM
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alden.
Posts: 855 - Karma: 360

two words : shit pie

i wish i had a pet chameleon with laser eyes that did exactly what i told it to and it could speak mad french so i could mack on foreign ladies

Mar 21 2010 11:26PM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

granted, but said chameleon would grow jealous of all the pooneedy that he would cut your dick off with the laser eyes. and then you get cancer.

i wish i was immune to any injury and pain so i could jump off buildings, do other dumb shit and not die or whatev

Mar 22 2010 1:00AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
k. but you have stage five cancer
Mar 22 2010 7:10AM
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beardstatus
Posts: 800 - Karma: 19

C-C-C-C COMBO BREAKER!

i wish that i could fuck one of those indian ladies who always wears black robes, just to say i did

Mar 22 2010 12:57PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
granted.
but aids.


i wish i could misty 9 tail
Mar 22 2010 2:56PM
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Boo.
Posts: 692 - Karma: 417

granted but you can only land it infront of crowds of cock-hungry dudes.

I wish my first drop would get here.

Mar 22 2010 3:12PM
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Mr.Silva
Posts: 193 - Karma: 10
It does but its only a picture of the hoodie.

I wish it would snow in england!
Mar 22 2010 3:22PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
sounds good but it's covered in dry semen. i wish ski season wasn't over in the east, and i could ski with all of my friends whenever i wanted with nothing bad happening to any of us
Mar 22 2010 3:22PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

granted but they mix up your order in the rush and send you a Columbia jacket instead.

I wish I could end world hunger.

Mar 22 2010 3:24PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
Granted, but only for a day

I wish i could get Free lift passes and lodging to any ski mountain.
Mar 22 2010 3:29PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
granted but, you snowboard.

i wish my 10 pages essay on the U.N. CRC would right itself
Mar 22 2010 3:30PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

my bad, I meant that for StEeZy_B.

and granted, but your magic pen only knows how to write in japanese.

I wish I were a great painter.

Mar 22 2010 3:46PM
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Moonshine
Posts: 903 - Karma: 398
granted, but no one could ever see your works
Mar 22 2010 3:53PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
because you missed your chance to wish, you no longer get any wishes.

i wish i could control the weather.
Mar 22 2010 4:51PM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
Granted, but you can only control the weather for july in the Sahara.

I wish my steeze could blow up peoples brains.
Mar 22 2010 5:09PM
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