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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
granted, but you get alcohol poisoning

i wish i didnt have school tomorrow
Mar 8 2010 5:26PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Granted, but you now work in a sweatshop for $4 a day.
I wish I could figure out a way to move my summer setup.
Mar 8 2010 9:01PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399

granted, but it sucks

i wish i had a dog that skied park

Mar 8 2010 9:18PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Sorry to break the chain but I had to say it; Bahaha my summer setup DOES suck.
Mar 8 2010 9:47PM
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Rafe
Posts: 254 - Karma: 13
granted, but your dog is better than you

i wish It would snow a few feet at my house this week
Mar 8 2010 11:19PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
granted, but it snows and then gets rained out all while you're asleep

i wish i had landed my blindsole today
Mar 8 2010 11:39PM
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SDrvpr
Posts: 851 - Karma: 649
granted, but when you go in for lunch your skis get stolen

i wish i couldn't get injured
Mar 9 2010 1:12AM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted. You have no testicles.

I wish I had another can of coca cola.
Mar 9 2010 1:48AM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Granted but you have no thumbs, so you can't open it.

I wish i had €1,000,000
Mar 9 2010 4:42AM
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RcppF
Posts: 277 - Karma: 21
granted, but its on your gut,
i wish i could get straight A's
Mar 9 2010 1:23PM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
granted. But you have to sleep with all your teachers.


I wish I didn't have gas.
Mar 9 2010 1:42PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

Granted, but now your asshole vanished, thus breaking down your digestive system and killing you.

I wish I were able to invent teleportation.

Mar 9 2010 2:18PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

Granted, but you get brutally raped ll day.

I wish I knew magic.

Mar 9 2010 2:28PM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted. But you will never ever get laid. Oh. You're also addicted to WoW.

I wish I had some coffee.
Mar 9 2010 2:34PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

granted, but it only transports you to the Milky Way black hole.

I wish I could end third world famine and suffering.

Mar 9 2010 2:41PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423

granted but you spill it on ur dick!
i wish i didnt have to clean the house

Mar 9 2010 2:42PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

Granted, but the cashier poured in poison.

Mar 9 2010 2:44PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

Granted, but the cleaning robots rebel and kill you with a feather duster.

I wish I can construct a Little Tykes airplane.

Mar 9 2010 2:47PM
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superskier420
Posts: 34 - Karma: 11

granted but it falls apart a minute later

i wish i could ski for 6 more weeks

Mar 9 2010 7:33PM
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TheCelt16
Posts: 36 - Karma: 13

Granted, but you have to ski on a barely covered green trail for the entire time.

I wish I could take be an engineer for a ski company.

Mar 9 2010 7:47PM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted, but you design bad shit that breaks on people, lawsuits are filed, and you become homeless.

I wish i didn't have indigestion.
Mar 9 2010 9:17PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
granted but know you have piss butt for 3 months at a time.


i wish it was thursday.
Mar 9 2010 9:31PM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted, but every day is saturday.

I wish i had another beer,
Mar 9 2010 9:36PM
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JTL
Posts: 2275 - Karma: 338
granted, but its warm

i wish my house had a jump line in the backyard
Mar 9 2010 9:38PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
granted but skiing was never invented. only snowboarders can hit the jumps too


i wish i never had to take CSAPs
Mar 9 2010 9:49PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Granted, but you become an exception in the No Child Left Behind act.

I wish I was super smart.
Mar 9 2010 11:38PM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted. But you never get laid.

I wish I had a new phone.
Mar 9 2010 11:40PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
granted but its Zack's cellphone from saved my the bell

I wish all I could never be injured
Mar 9 2010 11:43PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Oh that's original, You used that one already on my magic wish!

@sKIEER:Granted, but you become the US government's guinea pig for weapons. Plus you still feel pain.

I wish I find out how the universe was created.
Mar 9 2010 11:58PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
granted, the big bang turned out to be god getting down.

i wish i could fly
Mar 10 2010 12:01AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537

granted but youre a fly

i wish i could be gettin a bj from a sexy babe right now

Mar 10 2010 12:02AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
granted, but its from this sexy babe Click for larger image

i wish the winter wasnt ending so fast
Mar 10 2010 12:12AM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Granted but she forgets what she's doing, thinks she's eating a small sausage and bites your dick off.

I wish I were a famous rapper.
Mar 10 2010 12:16AM
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Rafe
Posts: 254 - Karma: 13
Granted, but you get capped before your second cd.

I wish I had a full fleet of ON3Ps to ski on this weekend
Mar 10 2010 12:21AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
this made me laugh soo fucking hard MADD KArma coming your way hahah
Mar 10 2010 1:28AM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Granted, but they're all from ON3P's new line of finger skis.  Like so:

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I wish I had a gym with a gymnastics trampoline and foam pit that I could go to.




Mar 10 2010 7:41PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535

Granted, but they're in an amusment park closed because of Salmonella.....in New Jersey!

I wish I could cure cancer.

Mar 11 2010 9:54AM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted. But you have AIDS

I wish I had new speakers.
Mar 11 2010 12:11PM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
granted but they blow out in the first 5 minutes of using them

I wish they're weren't so many idiots on this site
Mar 11 2010 12:12PM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10

granted, but neither are you

i wish the robot unicorn attack game wasnt blocked at my school

Mar 11 2010 12:38PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
granted, but your speakers are stuck on full volume.
Mar 11 2010 12:40PM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
that would be epic. and really? 16 pages and you still dont make a wish?
Mar 11 2010 12:41PM
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heFF
Posts: 5786 - Karma: 4,456
there*
Mar 11 2010 12:41PM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
haha... didnt notice that till you said somethin
Mar 11 2010 12:42PM
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
Granted but you get lost,

I wish i had a million dollars
Mar 19 2010 8:55PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,867

 Granted. But you get robbed and have no way of getting it back.

 I wish my wish will be granted

Mar 19 2010 9:55PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72

granted but you're still in the same situation as before

i wish i could get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

Mar 19 2010 10:55PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,867

granted. but ski patroll blew it up while you were there

 I wish I had mad steeze

Mar 19 2010 11:09PM
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the.hoffman
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 283
Granted. But, you will only be able to spin 360s and nothing else.

I wish Ontario had big mountains.
Mar 20 2010 1:04AM
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Deezy
Posts: 4580 - Karma: 1,004
Granted, but you loose your skis

I wish it snowed everyday
Mar 20 2010 1:10AM
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