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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
granted, but you couldnt go in it

i wish my crowbars would come already
Mar 4 2010 8:46PM
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Lexx
Posts: 327 - Karma: 688
Granted, but your order and a robber's order got mixed up.  He gets your goggles, and you get his legit crowbars.

I wish to fall in love and never lose the one i love forever till death <3 :P
Mar 4 2010 9:44PM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted, but you're in love with ohmybosh.

I wish I had some PTN.
Mar 4 2010 10:41PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
too far.
Mar 5 2010 9:14AM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
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Mar 5 2010 10:46AM
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RCookish
Posts: 521 - Karma: 16
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Mar 6 2010 12:16AM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
 
Mar 6 2010 10:06PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
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Mar 6 2010 11:09PM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
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Mar 6 2010 11:35PM
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triebby
Posts: 8670 - Karma: 2,190
Amazing.
Mar 6 2010 11:52PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
combo breaker much?
Mar 7 2010 12:14AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
OK lets start this off again.

 wish i had afterbangs

Mar 7 2010 6:47AM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
granted but you live in the desert

i wish i had a bacon egg and cheese...
Mar 7 2010 9:54AM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
granted, but its all raw and there is no way to cook it.


i wish i had a some doper ski gear
Mar 7 2010 10:00AM
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*419*
Posts: 39 - Karma: 18
granted, the mexicans who grew it pissed on it.


i wish i was simon dumont.

^i'm kidding, fuck him.
Mar 7 2010 10:16AM
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Dr.Brown
Posts: 588 - Karma: 21
Granted, now you're thinking "fuck myself" instead of "fuck him".

I wish streets were dry enough for longboarding, but slopes are still well packed.
Mar 7 2010 1:14PM
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Buzzell
Posts: 656 - Karma: 19
Granted but monsoon season is coming.

I wish it was Christmas.
Mar 7 2010 1:18PM
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GDC
Posts: 199 - Karma: 50
Granted but santa hates you

I wish I had shoe horn hands
Mar 7 2010 1:48PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Granted but now you can't buckle your boots.

I wish I was a little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six four Impala

Mar 7 2010 2:04PM
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J.Braun
Posts: 585 - Karma: 20

granted, but your homo.

i wish i had a pizza.

Mar 7 2010 2:17PM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
granted but instead of pepperion their is dick on it
Mar 7 2010 2:18PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
 
Mar 7 2010 3:54PM
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SDrvpr
Posts: 851 - Karma: 649
i wish i could do a k-fed
Mar 7 2010 5:34PM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted, but you become K-Fed.

I wish my room was clean.
Mar 7 2010 7:59PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399

granted, but a gelatinous monster fangoriously devoured EVERYTHING

i wish i could blow shit up with my mind

Mar 7 2010 8:04PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537

granted, but you had to clean it

i wish i had a 3 month winter break instead of a 3 month summer break

Mar 7 2010 8:05PM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted. But you live in the southern hemisphere.

I wish I had a wish without any catches.
Mar 7 2010 8:08PM
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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
Granted, but you live in Florida
I wish I had a decent job
Mar 7 2010 8:12PM
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YoungQuinton
Posts: 613 - Karma: 98
granted but you have to work there FOREVER.

I wish tomorrow wasn't monday
Mar 7 2010 10:19PM
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matt.s
Posts: 2502 - Karma: 93
granted, tomorrow is the day you will find a time machine and accidently fast forward to your own death.

i wish i could do any urban on skiis and stomp it
Mar 7 2010 10:30PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Granted, but you live in Rwanda.
I wish I didn't have to write that essay that is due tomorrow.

Mar 7 2010 10:44PM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10

granted, you have to type it.

i wish that i had an iphone

Mar 7 2010 10:56PM
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00000000
Posts: 11075 - Karma: 82,508
granted, it can only play this video



i wish i win the coors light challenge
Mar 7 2010 11:18PM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10

granted, but you get alcohol poisoning and die.

i wish that my english class wasnt such ridiculously boring brit lit.

Mar 8 2010 2:00PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
granted but yu have to read gay erotic novels instead
Mar 8 2010 2:01PM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10

15 pages... and you still dont make a wish?

Mar 8 2010 2:06PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
oops... i wish i had a g suit
Mar 8 2010 3:48PM
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RcppF
Posts: 277 - Karma: 21
granted, but it's size small

i wish could do whatever trick i see
Mar 8 2010 4:02PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
unfortunately, your blind

i wish i was done with school
Mar 8 2010 4:04PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
granted but becasue of this shitty economy you empty septic tanks for a living. i wish i could see through only hot girls cloths
Mar 8 2010 4:07PM
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ike.
Posts: 2292 - Karma: 93
granted, but your idea of hot is 70 year old fat ladys.


I wish i didnt waste my life on ns
Mar 8 2010 4:11PM
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RcppF
Posts: 277 - Karma: 21
granted, instead you waste your life watching re runs of american idol
i wish i could be a rich bastard
Mar 8 2010 4:12PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
granted but your rich in a currency no one excepts

I wish that bags of chips came filled completely to the top
Mar 8 2010 4:15PM
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Candyman.
Posts: 433 - Karma: 87
Granted, But Bra's dont count as clothing anymore.

I wish i owned a ski hill
Mar 8 2010 4:15PM
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RcppF
Posts: 277 - Karma: 21
granted, but its in your backyard and melts in the summer
i wish i would stop wishing
Mar 8 2010 4:18PM
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jach107
Posts: 58 - Karma: 10
Granted but the bag is so small it can only fit one chip.
I wish my skis would get here all ready
Mar 8 2010 4:21PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 528
granted but they accidentally sent you snowblades.

I wish my knees weren't so fucked up.
Mar 8 2010 4:25PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
granted, but you have no knees now

i wish teaching ski school paid a little more
Mar 8 2010 4:32PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
It does, but you buy implants on credit while blacked-out drunk

I wish i could have the power of a jumper
Mar 8 2010 5:15PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Granted, you now have ability to keep people warm.

I wish i could go drinking tonight!!!
Mar 8 2010 5:21PM
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