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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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superskier420
Posts: 34 - Karma: 11

granted, but only you think its cool, everyone else thinks its gay.

i wish my bindings werent broken

Mar 1 2010 8:28PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399

granted but your skiis get stolen

i wish facebook didnt exist

Mar 1 2010 8:30PM
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A_Zuck
Posts: 565 - Karma: 57
granted but neither do you

i wish i could pause time
Mar 1 2010 11:55PM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60
granted, but only for such a short amount of time that you dont even notice you paused it

I wish i had unlimited wishes
Mar 2 2010 12:35AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537

granted but before you can make a wish you die

i wish i can live forever

Mar 2 2010 1:33AM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted, but you are a giant, walking, talking penis.

I wish I had a better truck.
Mar 2 2010 2:10AM
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gretzels
Posts: 170 - Karma: 339
granted but it also means you have a smaller dick.

i wish i had a dog
Mar 2 2010 2:49AM
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267

granted but its dead

i wish i wasnt a twin

Mar 2 2010 2:54AM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
granted, you're a septuplet

i wish i was a twin
Mar 2 2010 3:11AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
granted but its attached to you and its ur sister.
i wish i had full tilts
Mar 2 2010 3:13AM
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hanna.v
Posts: 149 - Karma: 55

granted but you're not as cool as tod wallnuz!

I wish I could go skiing today (I'm at home anyhow the whole day)

Mar 2 2010 5:07AM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
granted, but its all ice, theres no terrain park, and you have to ski on really old skis longer than 200 cm

i wish i could not be in school
Mar 2 2010 11:07AM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10

granted, but your in a coma.

i wish that i could spit game better

Mar 2 2010 12:05PM
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YoungQuinton
Posts: 613 - Karma: 98
granted, but you only can spit your game on guys

i wish i had macbook
Mar 2 2010 3:42PM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
granted, but you cant go on newschoolers on it
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i wish i had an arizona rasberry iced tea
Mar 2 2010 3:54PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
granted but you got it from a dude with the herp.

i wish i lived in vermont
Mar 2 2010 6:34PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537

granted but vermont is the name of a big black woman and you live in her snatch

i wish i could get any girl in the world to fuck me

Mar 3 2010 8:17PM
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jibjunkie
Posts: 3807 - Karma: 191
granted but you would be blind

i wish i could own every pair of skis
Mar 3 2010 8:20PM
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eestysteezy
Posts: 42 - Karma: 15

granted, but now you have every boy on your dick

I wish i could ski alaska

Mar 3 2010 8:26PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
granted but you aren't in alaska or anywhere close to it

i wish siver cartel didn't stop
Mar 3 2010 8:30PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399

granted, but you stopped

i wish if you laugh you lose came back

Mar 3 2010 8:53PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
granted, but none of it is funny

i wish i had pow skis
Mar 3 2010 9:48PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
granted but its a snowboard with ski bindings.


i wish i could freeze time
Mar 3 2010 9:53PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
granted but you can only freeze time on pluto

i wish i had some wendys spicy chicken nuggets
Mar 3 2010 10:01PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
granted but you have no mouth

I wish I had a Canon 5D
Mar 3 2010 10:06PM
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narwhal
Posts: 509 - Karma: 280
granted, no lens

I wish I had a smaller cock
Mar 3 2010 10:12PM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
granted, but it's detachable and falls off regularly

I wish I could shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips
Mar 3 2010 10:16PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
granted but you shoot meat balls out of your but every time you shoot the spaghetti out of your fingers. i wish i could live in Utah for the rest of my life
Mar 3 2010 10:21PM
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narwhal
Posts: 509 - Karma: 280
granted, but you're married to paula o'deana.

I wish I wasn't so ripped
Mar 3 2010 10:22PM
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8088
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 156
granted but your passed out from roofies. i wish you would have sex with me
Mar 3 2010 10:24PM
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Apresbang
Posts: 618 - Karma: 276
Granted but i'm a dude. I wish i didn't just have sex with that dude
Mar 4 2010 6:23AM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
granted but u gave him a BJ instead I wish that Americas debt was gone
Mar 4 2010 7:10AM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
Granted but your president is then black (WERE FUCKED)
I wish that I could clone myself
Mar 4 2010 9:13AM
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ThyAfter
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
Granted, but your clone ends up killing you

I wish i could shit diamonds
Mar 4 2010 9:40AM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
Granted, but the diamonds explode your intestines, and you die a slow painful death.


I wish there was actual snow this year on the east coast
Mar 4 2010 9:53AM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
granted but your legs are broken

i wish i was 21, out of school and out of massachusetts.

Mar 4 2010 4:07PM
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AMD_5
Posts: 745 - Karma: 15
granted, but you're a paraplegic

I wish I was rich
Mar 4 2010 4:25PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
Granted... But you suck dick for bus fare and walk home.


I wish Nasa would release the proof of life on Mars.
Mar 4 2010 4:34PM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377

granted, but everyone just calls you Dick

I wish the season here went till June

Mar 4 2010 4:35PM
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E.FARR
Posts: 1297 - Karma: 25
granted but theres no mountains

i wish i was tom wallisch
Mar 4 2010 5:06PM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted, but you have no steeze.

I wish I were done building my cabin.
Mar 4 2010 5:59PM
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powday
Posts: 3055 - Karma: 326
Granted, but its in the middle of the desert.

I wish it snowed in San Francisco.
Mar 4 2010 6:02PM
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DoublyDeeze
Posts: 625 - Karma: 3,863
grants but it burns down tomorrow.

I wish there was snow on the ground in a Connecticut
Mar 4 2010 6:03PM
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CrunkNugget
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 16
granted, but it burns down.

i wish i could read
Mar 4 2010 6:06PM
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Lexx
Posts: 327 - Karma: 688
Granted, but you become blind and you can only read brail.

I wish I wasn't dying.
Mar 4 2010 6:16PM
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RCookish
Posts: 521 - Karma: 16
granted, but your paralyed from the waist down

i wish i had a backyard park
Mar 4 2010 6:31PM
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Candy
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 176
Granted, but all your park includes is a swingset and some grass.

I wish I could be a kid forever.
Mar 4 2010 6:59PM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
granted, but you couldnt ski

i wish i had a butterfingers
Mar 4 2010 7:02PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
granted, but i lay a finger on your butterfinger.

i wish my cat would get off my head.
Mar 4 2010 7:06PM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59

granted, but the cat was the only thing keeping your head on, thus causing it to fall off.

I wish i had a swimming pool fill with jell-o

Mar 4 2010 7:44PM
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