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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
granted, but it is for curling

i wish i had a hovercar
Feb 24 2010 10:03PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
granted, but it looks like a prius

i wish for a pet wolf
Feb 24 2010 10:16PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
granted but it eats your limbs

i wish there were more skiing on the olympics when im watching
Feb 24 2010 10:19PM
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CaptainKirk
Posts: 344 - Karma: 10
Granted but all of of it will be downhill racing with midgets on snowblades.


I wish my skis didn't delaminate so I wouldn't have to go back to snowboarding.
Feb 24 2010 10:24PM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10

granted, but they snap in half anyways.

i wish that there were hotter girls at my school

Feb 24 2010 10:44PM
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superskier420
Posts: 34 - Karma: 11

granted, but there all dumb and annoying

i wish that it would keep snowing

Feb 24 2010 10:48PM
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Santa-Cruz
Posts: 2236 - Karma: 11
granted it was melting as it hit the ground

i wish i had a 65 Lincoln continental
Feb 25 2010 12:00AM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
granted but whenever you take it out the axle and wheels fall off

i wish i had a bigger bag of tricks
Feb 25 2010 12:04AM
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CaptainKirk
Posts: 344 - Karma: 10
Granted but you double eject onto your face once you land every time.
Feb 25 2010 12:11AM
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Dr.Brown
Posts: 588 - Karma: 21
wish?
Feb 25 2010 3:33AM
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nolan.
Posts: 909 - Karma: 59

granted, but you have a little ball sack.

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

Feb 25 2010 11:43AM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10

granted, but you dont get a hot girl becuase you arent original, because your at least the third person to say that same wish.

i wish school got out earlier than 3:20 so i could ski after school.

Feb 25 2010 12:04PM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted, but the snow is pure urine.

I wish the goddamn printer would get back to me.
Feb 25 2010 2:45PM
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+[wall.e]+
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
Granted, but the printer lets you know you have AIDS.


I wish I had a Filet-o-Fish
Feb 25 2010 3:23PM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted, but it contains a disembodied penis.

I wish there were no haters.
Feb 25 2010 3:49PM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
granted, but you could never log onto newschoolers again

i wish it wasnt fucking raining, but snowing instead
Feb 25 2010 3:55PM
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fratskier69
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 1,272
wish granted, now all you have is noobs

i wish i had a sick ski jacket
Feb 25 2010 3:56PM
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Su[G]ar
Posts: 564 - Karma: 38
granted but its pink and size XXS

I wish i wasnt out for the season
Feb 25 2010 4:01PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
that would actually be really fucking awesome
Feb 25 2010 4:03PM
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OGHolliday
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 2,430
Granted but it never snows.

I wish I lived out west.
Feb 25 2010 4:08PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
granted, but you live in the desert.

i wish i could make enough money to live and remain a ski instructor for the rest of my life
Feb 25 2010 5:15PM
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YoungQuinton
Posts: 613 - Karma: 98
granted, but your a gaper ski instructor

I wish i could ski everyday of my life
Feb 25 2010 5:25PM
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max...
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 802
granted, but you must do it on ski blades

i wish i had a million more wishes!
Feb 25 2010 5:44PM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted but all you can wish for is to be constipated.

I wish california didn't have gun laws.
Feb 25 2010 5:46PM
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g.off
Posts: 724 - Karma: 841
Granted, in a world where guns do not exist.


I wish i had some better snack foods in my house
Feb 25 2010 5:47PM
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AntiBang
Posts: 356 - Karma: 31

granted. but all the snacks are shaped like penises

i wish i could bring back my dead dog

Feb 25 2010 7:00PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
granted but hes a zombie chiwawa

i wish i was at mount snow right now and never had to leave
Feb 25 2010 7:39PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
granted, but now YOU'RE a zombie

I wish the humidity was lower right now
Feb 25 2010 7:42PM
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mackcamp
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 263
Granted, but you are put in the middle of the Sahara Desert.

I wish I was eating Chinese food.
Feb 25 2010 7:47PM
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Lion-King
Posts: 64 - Karma: 30
granted, but it gives you the worse dierria

i wish i had a jiberish creeper
Feb 25 2010 7:48PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
granted. but its a size extra small

i wish i had a firetruck
Feb 25 2010 8:02PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399

granted, but its purple

i wish i had an ipad

Feb 25 2010 8:16PM
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Motes
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 90

Granted, but you cat threw up on it
I wish i had a bong

Feb 25 2010 8:23PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
granted, but your mom finds it and breaks it.

i wish i had dinner.
Feb 25 2010 8:44PM
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superskier420
Posts: 34 - Karma: 11

granted, but you got food poisoning after.

i wish that there wasnt rain, just snow

Feb 25 2010 9:35PM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
Granted, But you have no legs or arms and can't enjoy it.
Feb 25 2010 9:38PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
Granted, you're by yourself on a flat-ass polar ice cap.

I wish I lived somewhere cooler.
Feb 25 2010 9:46PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
granted but your surrounded by the cast from jersey shore

i wish i didn't have a paper due tomorrow
Feb 25 2010 9:50PM
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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
Granted, you are now in a tub full of ice. I just traded one of your kindeys for a lifetime supply of Skittles
I wish my snowblower was working so i didn't have to shovel
Feb 25 2010 9:52PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
granted but it never snows ever again.

i wish i never had to go to school
Feb 25 2010 10:38PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
granted but you turn into a complete idiot

i really wish i could ski all day tomorrow
Feb 25 2010 10:46PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
granted but its on grass.


i wish i could go to space
Feb 25 2010 11:12PM
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garygohard
Posts: 1463 - Karma: 2,871

granted but you would lose oxygen

i wish i was indestructable

Feb 25 2010 11:18PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
granted but you no longer have a penis

i wish i could swim across the ocean
Feb 25 2010 11:28PM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
Granted, but the ocean's water is poisonous

I wish to own my own theme-park.
Feb 25 2010 11:32PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
granted but minorities take it over

I wish i owned my own minority proof theme park
Feb 25 2010 11:34PM
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garygohard
Posts: 1463 - Karma: 2,871

granted, but you are the minoritty

i wish i had a theme park that noone except me and people i allow to come in go to

Feb 25 2010 11:36PM
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wameron
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 1,222
granted you could never leave and die of starvation

i wish i could go to narnia
Feb 26 2010 12:13AM
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
Granted, but Tumnus ass rapes you

I wish I had hella bank.
Feb 26 2010 3:07AM
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ImGoinSailin
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
granted, but its only cause your the banker in monopoly.

i wish i had a bottle of jagermeister.
Feb 26 2010 3:16AM
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