Replying to Haha gotta love court

So a couple months ago my jv soccer team got into a brawl and some kid got rocked on the other team like 113 stiches in his cheek, ambulance came and police came, it was bad. so we were in court today because the kid who got punched in the face is trying to charge the kid who punched him for assualt. Now were all considered witness's but of course no one on our team is gonna rat out who did it. Then this one kid on my team is called up for questioning and this is how it went

Lawyer lady: "Mr. _____, did you see who punched _____ ______?"

The kid: "Lady i already told you this earlier. It was a huge brawl and the kid who got rocked was probably in the middle of it. I don't know who did so why do you keep asking me these dumb questions? I'm not a reliable witness and my answer is gonna say the same everytime. I dont know and i dont care"

Lawyer lady: "So your saying you dont know who punched ____ ____?"

The kid: "Holy sugar honey ice tea, no i have no freaken clue"

Lawyer lady: "Thankyou that is all"

hahahha the whole court room was laughing the whole time, even the judge