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So I was browsing through my facebook and found a little survey I filled out in a time of complete boredom and literally broke my lol machine. I apologize for the weirdness of this too. It was smack dab in the middle of summer and i was bored out of my mind. But I'm in a good mood right now so I thought I'd share the laughs with you guys. Oh and when it mentions Morgan, her last name is Cox.
1. Do you sleep in your bra? i sleep in a yeti costume
4. Do you enjoy drama? i enjoy your mom
5. Are you a girly girl? no... i'm a doggy dog... just like my buddy snoop
6. Who was the last person you hugged? the tree
7. Small or large purses? i prefer medium
8. Are you short? I'm 10 feet tall
9. Do you like somebody? no... i ride the single train
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? dirty socks make tasty midnight snacks
13. Do you dress up on Halloween? as a yeti
14. Are you double jointed? i can turn my head all the way around
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? in an oven.......
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? the chair! gosh he's such a player
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? someone said they saw me running down mainstreet in a yeti costume
18. Do you call anybody by their last name? hahah i call morgan by her last name
20. How many guys will read this just because it says- Girl Confessions? the ones that think they are women?
[] I do wear make up. [x] I have cried at a movie theater [x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth. [x] I get jealous. [X] I think Johnny Depp is sexy [x] I love to laugh. [x ] I like death/grind/black metal. [X] I like rap. [x] I like techno. [x ] I like country. [x] I carry a purse. [x] I’d be lost without my computer. [x] I own a Spice Girls CD. [X] I own a Britney Spears CD. [x] I own a boy band CD. [ ] I get bored watching football. [ ] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat. [x] Guys are confusing [x] I’ve been called a bad influence. [x(my toes!) hahahah jk] I have/had a piercing other then my ears.
Come on ladies, be truthful!
1. What color is your bra that your wearing? i only wear yeti suits..
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? i prefer blue
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? yes, pikachu! he shockingly is way too sparky and can get agitated and mean!
5. Do you have a best friend? do my skis count?
6. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes by that pikachu. he shocked my heart into pieces!
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? to my wrists
8. Do you like your life? my life is full of amazingness (in all seriousness)
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? SQUIRTLE!
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? have you ever jumped in pool with a yeti suit on?
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? boys.. apperently i am like one myself
13. How long have you had a facebook? 10,000 YEARS!
14. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? i've slapped a boy on the nose
15. What are your biggest fears? fairies
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? when the easter bunny almost ate me!
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? yes... that mangy mutt beethoven
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?" i believe in once a gaper, always a gaper
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? i have a good feeling about the color purple... ;)
20. Do you ever wish you were famous? BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR CAUSE YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT!
21. Are you currently missing someone? i'm missing the mountains. :( and the snow... and pikachu
THIS GUY/GIRL OR THAT GUY/GIRL? PICK ONE
Cowboy or Gangster?e i'm thinkin more on the lines of chewbaccha
Preppy or Punk/Goth? prunkyothity
Face or Body? what?!? they come seperate?!?!? oh my dreams have come true. :)
Sweet or Sexy? spicy
Armani or Abercrombie? i'm not a cow?
Contacts or Glasses? lasik surgery!
YOURSELF... 01. Eyeliner or Mascara? mmmmm tasty!
02. Louis vuitton or dooney & bourke? Louy wha? sand doons and birky?!?
03. American eagle or Hollister? dragon backpack!
04. Pumps or flats? i pump up my flats to look like platforms
05. Skirts or pants? both.... or my yeti suit
06. Socks or leggings? mmmmmm socks!!
07. Hoodies or jackets? i wear a hoodie made of llama fur.... :D
08. Heels or sneakers? heelies!
09. Straight or curly hair? i prefer crimped
10. Hoop or dangling earrings? hoop de doop!
WHAT HAPPENED TO 11&12?!?!?
I FOUND THEM!
11. How do you like your pie? oh just peachy
12. Whats your favorite brand of clothing? Yeti!
13. White or black? gray
14. Victoria’s secret or bath and body works? i know victoria's secret
15. Smoothies or lattes latte mocha frapachino with a dash of espresso piled on top of a bananna nut smoothie
16. Diet or regular sodas? ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!?
17. Water or daiquiris? ARE YOU CALLING ME SKINNY?
18. Pearls or diamonds? Diamonds are forever!
20. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? ................. they're my body gaurds
22. iPod or cell phone? iPhone!
23. Friends or family? i love the whole fam damily and the whole peers for vaneers
24. Lip gloss or lip stick? i stick a lip up your gloss!
25. Manicure or pedicure? I LOVE FEET
27. Tank tops or beaters? beater......?
28. Tiffany’s or Chanel? never met them
29. love or peace? peas!
30. Sunglasses or purse? i roll with my 85 cent frogskins!
IN A GUY (OR GIRL)...
Funny or Serious? fun fer serious
Romantic or Daredevil? i'm going to marry evil canival
Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? orange eyes
Long Hair or Short Hair? hair down to their knees!
Curly Hair or Straight Hair? crimped
Clean-cut or Rough? i'm afraid of scissors
Basketball Player or Football Player? ........skier?
Smoker or Non-smoker? i want a boy who's SMOKIN hot!
Drunk or Sober? a little loopy
Druggie or Clean? clean as... your bathroom floor!
Has a Motorcycle or Has a Sports car? has a tractor... oh yeah thats hot
Player or Loyal? i want him to be like a dog... snoop dogg that is! playa playa playa
