Member of the Month

KilaTsunami
October, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Ok serious prolbem.

profile picture
Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
so i was ralin this chick right. and im not too sure what happened but the next thing i know its saturday morning. so i wake up and we do it again. all of this with protection and stuff. so its like 2 days later and shes preggers.













i think my condom was laced.


hahah
Jan 11 2010 11:28PM
0 0
profile picture
superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
yea the only way is to blast interior crocodile alligator

Jan 11 2010 11:29PM
0 0
profile picture
superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
over and over again at her stomach
Jan 11 2010 11:30PM
0 0
profile picture
remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026
seems viable, but this is a serious problem
Jan 11 2010 11:32PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Click for larger image


And for fun:
Click for larger image
Jan 11 2010 11:32PM
0 0
profile picture
*valkyrie*
Posts: 229 - Karma: 51

she was probably already knocked up when you had sex with her

Jan 11 2010 11:50PM
0 0
profile picture
1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232
your dick was laced
Jan 11 2010 11:52PM
0 0
profile picture
geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
put her on the 12 step program, by which i mean you push her down 12 steps of stairs.
Jan 11 2010 11:52PM
0 0
profile picture
skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
ew, how does it feel to have had sex with a girl that had just gotten pregnant before you? must feel like you dipped after someone double dipped.
Jan 11 2010 11:54PM
0 0
profile picture
fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
this "laced" and "interior crocodile" bullshit really needs to stop.
Jan 11 2010 11:57PM
0 0
profile picture
Leafman
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 251
whenever somebody mentions them it should be an auto perma ban
Jan 12 2010 12:01AM
0 0
profile picture
SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
ginger babies
Jan 12 2010 12:12AM
0 0
profile picture
COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
we do not need more of those
Jan 12 2010 12:32AM
0 0
profile picture
LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
you dont seem to concerned via haha at the end of your post.
Jan 12 2010 12:35AM
0 0
profile picture
jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 12 2010 12:36AM
0 0
profile picture
wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
hahaha, i lol'ed
Jan 12 2010 1:40AM
0 0
profile picture
[Dawn
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 69
Or perhaps a perma auto ban?
Jan 12 2010 2:10AM
0 0
profile picture
tommycat
Posts: 483 - Karma: 23
a pregnancy won't show up on a test after just two day, it takes way longer, like a week.
Jan 12 2010 3:14AM
0 0
profile picture
njwa88
Posts: 465 - Karma: 15
Click for larger image

just kidding but 2 days is a little quick to know a girls pregnant, maybe the girl is using that on you as a reason for you to stay with her or something, who knows, girls can be fucked up like that....
Jan 12 2010 4:40AM
0 0
profile picture
wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
lol @ photo and complete unawareness of joke.
Jan 12 2010 4:55AM
0 0
profile picture
JNew
Posts: 227 - Karma: 10
How'd it feel to poke the baby?
Jan 12 2010 8:28AM
0 0
profile picture
Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
Click for larger image
Jan 12 2010 11:11AM
0 0
profile picture
Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
abortion
Jan 12 2010 11:12AM
0 0
profile picture
yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
come on man, that shit wouldnt show up on a test 2 days after fucking her. It takes a full cycle or whatever, she would notice she didnt get her period, then she'd get a test and it would come up positive and then you'd be fucked. but right now, some other dude is fucked, and your dick is just dirty. (or possibly, your fucked with some std's yoooo)
Jan 12 2010 11:43AM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Please please PLEASE tell me you are not being serious.
Jan 12 2010 11:44AM
0 0
profile picture
DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
I guess the first thing that baby saw was your penis...
Jan 12 2010 11:53AM
0 0
profile picture
BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Your sarcasm meter is broke as fuck...Hansel can't get any butt.

But Hansel...this thread is fucking stupid when I see you next I will hit you...hard.
Jan 12 2010 12:04PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Click for larger image

"Who is the key grip? You are? Hit that director really fucking hard!"
Jan 12 2010 12:07PM
0 0
profile picture
Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
Click for larger image


Honestly people. You need to get one that works
Jan 12 2010 3:40PM
0 0
profile picture
Hoover
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 52
well if shes preggo then fuck her again this time you dont have to worry about protection
Jan 12 2010 3:47PM
0 0
profile picture
TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
Click for larger image
Jan 12 2010 3:55PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Click for larger image
Jan 12 2010 3:58PM
0 0
profile picture
JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
Ohh hansel you whore.
Jan 12 2010 4:02PM
0 0
profile picture
Hoover
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 52
you do realize i was kidding right.
Jan 12 2010 4:53PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
You do realize that saying "I was kidding" is the biggest cop out in the world right?
Jan 12 2010 4:54PM
0 0
profile picture
RockyMountnHigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 14
the only answer is FALCON PUUUUUNCH!
Jan 12 2010 4:57PM
0 0
profile picture
Hoover
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 52
but in this situation only a sick crazy bastard would fuck a pregnant women,i was completely kidding and ya i realize its the biggest cop out but honestly thats fuckd up
Jan 12 2010 5:00PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Dude, my friend that got his gf preggers fucked her until like a month before she was due. Apparently they get really horny because their hormones are all fucked up.
Jan 12 2010 5:02PM
0 0
profile picture
RockyMountnHigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 14
pics or it didnt happen.
Jan 12 2010 5:04PM
0 0
profile picture
Hoover
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 52
thats fuckin weird
Jan 12 2010 5:06PM
0 0
profile picture
COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
You ass, laughed all hard and spit out my water.
Jan 12 2010 5:08PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I wasn't the one that got someone preggers so this does not apply. You fail sir.

Me-1
You-0
Jan 12 2010 6:40PM
0 0
profile picture
860media*
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 10,519
her vagina was laced
Jan 12 2010 6:42PM
0 0
profile picture
Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
havent you seen knocked up? by the way this thread is so full or broken sarcasm meters.
Jan 12 2010 6:47PM
0 0
profile picture
Gorilla.Steeze
Posts: 2215 - Karma: 43
scrambled eggs anyone?
Jan 12 2010 6:49PM
0 0
profile picture
henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
you know the best thing about bangin a pregnant girl.... you get head at the same time!!  ohhh
Jan 12 2010 7:01PM
0 0
profile picture
meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
Click for larger image
Jan 12 2010 7:05PM
0 0
profile picture
Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
orly?
Jan 12 2010 7:19PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Doesn't that only work for the like first 24 hours after?
Jan 12 2010 7:20PM
0 0
profile picture
PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
he he ur funny
Jan 12 2010 7:21PM
0 0
profile picture
CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
wheres the abortionator. i hear he does NS discounts.
Jan 12 2010 7:25PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)