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My dad watches a shit load of porn

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Negro_Jesus
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title says it all

he does it when im right beside im on the couch even

Dec 30 2009 3:33PM
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jibbinc.
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cool
Dec 30 2009 3:35PM
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Negro_Jesus
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sorry i didnt get to finish he started coming up stairs

anyway i went on his history once First thing i saw was COCKASAURUS and it was in capitals :)

but yeah he watches ALOT of porn

Dec 30 2009 3:35PM
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860media*
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circle jerk????
Dec 30 2009 3:36PM
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superpoluha
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story
Dec 30 2009 3:36PM
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Negro_Jesus
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and the most common category is Big dick by the way
Dec 30 2009 3:37PM
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RICK_ROSS
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cool
Dec 30 2009 3:38PM
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nipples-the-cat
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thats cool, there are two things i wish my dad did or at least was ok with... porn and herb
Dec 30 2009 3:39PM
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Drop~The~Disk
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sweet?
Dec 30 2009 3:41PM
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Craigskis
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HANSEL?
Dec 30 2009 3:44PM
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Gstrong
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cool story hansel
Dec 30 2009 3:45PM
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superpoluha
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there we go
Dec 30 2009 3:46PM
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Negro_Jesus
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??
Dec 30 2009 4:04PM
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p-fo
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thats just awkward...
Dec 30 2009 4:09PM
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Calb3rt
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Cockasaurus - Any person, male or female, with a penis that is better measured in metric tons than inches. Also see "Zoah"
Dec 30 2009 4:10PM
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MikeTK
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boobies make me smile (your icon)
like father like son =]
i like boobs too but everyone knows the real thing is better them porn
Dec 30 2009 4:29PM
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h_bar
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pics or it didn't happen
Dec 30 2009 4:29PM
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Negro_Jesus
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lol how am i supposed to take a pic of it?
Dec 30 2009 4:44PM
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omnomnom
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screen shot.
Dec 30 2009 4:46PM
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Negro_Jesus
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aight ill screen shot his history the cockasaurus thing isnt there anymore it was like 6 weks ago
Dec 30 2009 4:48PM
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MikeTK
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its way to easy to just look up a bunch of porn then screen shot it though.

Dec 30 2009 4:57PM
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yuck
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father-son bonding?

most people play catch or go fishing but i guess you could just watch porn with him...
Dec 30 2009 4:59PM
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Brenone
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sounds kinda gay?
Dec 30 2009 5:03PM
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Negro_Jesus
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lol i dont watch porn with him but he does watch it while im like 3 feet away

and ill post pics soon we just got back and he hasnt watched any yet

Dec 30 2009 5:04PM
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Kornn101
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THREAD JACK

ill never forget when i was little, like 7 or 8, and my mom worked nights so she could be home with me to take me to school etc, hearing moans and freaking out and coming downstairs and seeing scrambled porn on the tv but not fully understanding it and then running back upstairs.

obviously 18 years later i break my dads balls about it since it was pre internet and he was such a perv but who gives a shit haha.
Dec 30 2009 5:06PM
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Negro_Jesus
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i agree
Dec 30 2009 5:29PM
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Negro_Jesus
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?
Dec 30 2009 5:34PM
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Username_42069
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you cant just make a dumb thread and expect a grand reaction
Dec 30 2009 7:00PM
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BootySpunk.
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Who wants to watch porn where the dude has a little dick?

No homo
Dec 30 2009 7:03PM
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geteducated
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your dad watches porn? 

dear god.


get me the pentagon.
Dec 30 2009 7:05PM
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infedel_one
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soooo what you are telling us straight up is your dad is gayyy?? might wanna start seeing a therapist broski
Dec 30 2009 7:07PM
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Colbs
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your mom must be beat.


Dec 30 2009 7:09PM
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Nathn
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k3wl st0ry br0
Dec 30 2009 7:11PM
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Balto
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exactly, if you wanted to see a little dick ryan, you would just pull down ur pants
Dec 30 2009 7:11PM
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304NordMan
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pornhub.com

eeerrrttt

Dec 30 2009 7:15PM
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-Mugatu
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lol.
Dec 30 2009 7:17PM
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KNUCKifyouBUCK
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this
Dec 30 2009 7:25PM
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BootySpunk.
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Fuck you mother fucking shit fuck.
Dec 30 2009 7:52PM
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Crack.
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dutch rutter
Dec 30 2009 7:55PM
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DaNinjew
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i would consider questioning locking your bedroom door tonight just incase he is ga
Dec 30 2009 8:15PM
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Uah
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Fuckin eh dude... fuckin   eh

like... fuck

I mean I guess you could...

Yeah no sorry man, just have to rough it out.. NOT TOGETHER THOUGH..

unless your into that kind of thing.. but like I mean... fuuuuuuuck :S

Dec 30 2009 8:20PM
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inactive
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so what?
Dec 30 2009 8:29PM
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Negro_Jesus
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im not saying its wierd that he watches porn its the amount he watches sometimes and the categories
Dec 30 2009 9:02PM
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DaveM
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Holy shit bro your dad masterbates no wayy!
Dec 30 2009 9:06PM
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kstanz
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yea my dad always has his hand down his pants, ever since i can remeber haha. i dont even really notice it anymore
Dec 30 2009 9:08PM
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A.Eberhard
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What reaction are you looking for your dad watches porn so what?

Dec 30 2009 9:10PM
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Dainsey
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ok me and my friend were talking about this the other day
he said that a dutch rutter wasnt gay because technically the guy isn't doing it you are but i said it was tooootally homosexual because...it just is.
your thoughts, ns?
Dec 30 2009 9:32PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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he is a guy its understandable
Dec 30 2009 9:34PM
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appa
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Jan 31 2010 12:35AM
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