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Drunk 4 year old steals christmas presents

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THATS_STREET
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http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html

'AMERICA.............
Dec 18 2009 10:59PM
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1337
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first, thats fuck up
Dec 18 2009 11:01PM
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jason...
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Hahahahaahahhhahahahaa.
Dec 18 2009 11:03PM
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charmander
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maybe if she wasnt such a fat piece of shit fuckup this wouldnt be happening.
Dec 18 2009 11:06PM
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1337
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*fucked, damit
Dec 18 2009 11:06PM
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.travis.
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holy shit i have such mixed emotions about this. First I fucking lost it just reading the title. then I thought it was kind of fucked up. But when I was watching the video and they got to the part about the dress i laughed so hard soda came out my nose.
Dec 18 2009 11:08PM
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1337
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sorry to whore this thread, but the funniest part in the article was

"Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father's footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking. "

can you really say that? hahhhahhaahaha oh america....
Dec 18 2009 11:08PM
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THATS_STREET
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parents like this are why abortion should be legal and inexpensive in all 50 states.
Dec 18 2009 11:16PM
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derbski
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Yeah cause this shit is typical here in America.
Anyways, how can a 4 year old even drink beer? I gagged on that shit when I sipped it until I was at least 13. And the part about stealing the dress, does that mean that a 4 year old just snuck into a house unnoticed and snagged a box from under the christmas tree? This whole neighborhood must be fucked.
Dec 18 2009 11:19PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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i lol'd
Dec 18 2009 11:27PM
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Big_Spence
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story of my life..
Dec 19 2009 2:14AM
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ECfreeski3
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THAT'S STREET!
Dec 19 2009 2:55AM
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BackRoad
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[IMG]cslacker.com/images/file/mediums/abortion1.jpg[/IMG]

she needed one

Dec 19 2009 3:05AM
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oreopancake.
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Dec 19 2009 3:06AM
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ShoulderSurfer
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agreed
Dec 19 2009 12:33PM
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McCloud
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I read the title and was like pft this has to be a joke, there is no way there is that bad ass of a 4 year old. Well i stand corrected... He broke like 4 laws! 1. drinkin in public 2. Drinkin underage 3. Break and enter
4. possession of stolen property.

But seriously they gave the kid back to the mother... like come on....
Dec 19 2009 1:12PM
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dave44
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahah that's hilarious
Dec 19 2009 1:15PM
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MN_Nice
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Where was the mom during this? Eating more food to fill that fat ass?
Dec 19 2009 1:35PM
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mocksteeze
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anyone else think that guy from child services sounded like a pedophile? holy shit
Dec 19 2009 1:36PM
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vincepru
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hahaha my thoughts exactly. i was just about to post that
Dec 19 2009 1:49PM
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JASTEW206
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kids legit!
Dec 19 2009 4:35PM
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poh_money
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a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. kids my hero
Dec 19 2009 4:37PM
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urbanjib
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kinda sad
Dec 19 2009 4:42PM
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skinnylove
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Sounds like a pretty badass four year old.
Dec 19 2009 7:30PM
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860media*
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Parenting fail. Sad
Dec 19 2009 7:52PM
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flobadob
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haha oh my god
Dec 19 2009 8:19PM
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The_Cube
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ha
Dec 19 2009 9:06PM
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T-Holt
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I love my country.

When he's applying for jobs and colleges and stuff he'll have to check the box about the criminal record and say that he did this shit when he was 4.
Dec 19 2009 9:12PM
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THATS_STREET
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real talk
Dec 20 2009 1:08AM
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Gnarshred
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I jus wanted to do hoodrat things with my friends!!
Dec 20 2009 1:30AM
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fountain.
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that video cracks me up

Dec 20 2009 1:41AM
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hokkanee
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I couldn't agree more. Morally, I disagree with abortion but this shit makes it seem pretty necessary
Dec 20 2009 1:43AM
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Beach
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word
Dec 20 2009 7:02AM
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derbski
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nah shit like that wont be on his record after he turns 18. He's fine. Also, when you are 4, your parents get in trouble, not you
Dec 20 2009 7:58AM
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