Replying to Shitty day, literally. need ns doc.

ok so basically i went to the doctors today cuz i had been feeling bad for a couple weeks and they said i have some parasite living inside of me and my colon is all inflamed because of it. my doctor thinks i have some diesease called like girardia or something so i had to get blood drawn and shit in a cup for testing. they think i got itfrom drinking crappy water while hiking, since iodine doesn't kill this type of parasite. the doc is being a bitch and won't give me the drugs i need without conformation that i do have the parasite in me. in order to confirm, i have to get a "stool sample" by getting my own personal shit into a test tube. the doctor (who is a chick) suggested the saran wrap trick and taking a dump on some saran wrap. is there any way around this at all. help.

sparknotes: got a parasite in me, need to take a dump in a test tube for the doc.