So you're skiing along and you look down and find a phone sittin there in the snow. While your indulging your curiosity looking through it, it rings and shows up as, we'll call her "stacey". She keeps calling and calling and calling like most girls do, but of course you ignore the calls for now. After finding out "stacey" is called most frequently on this phone you weigh your options.
1. Be a responsible adult and find the nearest lost and found, or skier services.
2. Completely fuck with "Stacey" and see how far she will go. and THEN possibly maybe begin to think about returning it once you have exhausted all avenues.
It goes without saying u pick the latter. After some carefully placeded texts trying to fill this person's shoes you drop the question. "Send some nudes, I'm bored" To your suprise you quickly score some naked pics and don't hesitate to forward them to all your friends laughing hysterically at how oblivious and gullible this chick is.
Ok so that was kinda fun. Maybe now you'll drop it somewhere. But not before finding your way to the phone videos which you think will be fairly bland just like the pics of Stacey taken by the owner.
You trip into a nice lil collection of Homemade porn full of sucking and fucking. And guess whos staring in it? STACEY. You are once again met with a decision
1. THIS IS SUPER DUPER PRIVATE MATERIAL AND I NEED TO RETURN IT!
2. Forward them to all your friends and take the time to look through MY CONTACTS AND SEND THEM TO MY FUCKING PARENTS!!
I AM SO FUCKING PISSED. WHO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOULD DO THAT??? I know i was the biggest fucking deuch to keep shit like that on there but....MY PARENTS??? WHO IS THAT EVIL??? Thank God I don't live with them, cause it would be a million times worse. I got the call yesterday from my dad wanting to know wtf cause thte shit was sent to my mother as well. It has all blown up the last few hours after skiing Sun
