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Negro_Jesus
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Tell your funniest story for all of NS to laugh at :P

Dec 7 2009 7:31PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147

I heard this on NS once.  Someone's teacher wrote like "weed is a plant with many virtues that have yet to be discovered" - Henry David Thoreau

it was suppose to be a weed is....

Dec 7 2009 7:41PM
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soulskier
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i have the pleasure of encountering countless hysterical events, but the story telling ability of an armadillo
Dec 7 2009 7:45PM
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Static
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i keep track of eating cat shit
Dec 7 2009 7:46PM
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ManOnTheMoon
Posts: 515 - Karma: 17
you and i both
Dec 7 2009 7:47PM
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Username_42069
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back in 1867, in wyoming, they gave women the right to vote.. and thats where it stops being funny
Dec 7 2009 8:06PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
doesnt have to be about yourself btw
Dec 7 2009 9:00PM
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poh_money
Posts: 609 - Karma: 66
oh ok
Dec 7 2009 9:05PM
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theblackrod
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bahahahaha
Dec 7 2009 9:05PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

ski patrol blew it up
Dec 7 2009 9:07PM
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Rafe
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/172919/

that is a top quality thread filled to the brim with funny stories.
Dec 7 2009 9:21PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
tell jokes to if you guys want :P
Dec 7 2009 10:36PM
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ROOS.
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oh man loled real hard +K


Dec 7 2009 10:41PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
+ k for making me laugh
Dec 7 2009 11:09PM
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GSPhotography
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Dec 7 2009 11:22PM
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Negro_Jesus
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saw it a long time ago
Dec 7 2009 11:46PM
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purplejumpsuit
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this just came to mind randomly
a couple days ago I went into my math class and the girl i sit beside looked kinda panicky, I asked her what was up and she goes on with the explanation... "I was in a rush to get ready for school this morning and I forgot to put underwear on... I just put my skirt on and left" so she was at school in a skirt with no underwear, it made me laugh out loud.

Dec 7 2009 11:57PM
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gbirrd
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i peed in her butt once

Dec 7 2009 11:57PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
lol
Dec 7 2009 11:59PM
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