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I just found something horrible in out barn...........

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SkeechyD
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So we have been living at this house for 16 years

and today i went into the up rafters of our barn.

both barn and house where made in 1905 so they are really old.

I found a box of random shit and inside was a Big Veiny Dildo.

at the moment im horrified.

idk whos it is, it may be the previous owners or my moms cuz there was a bunch of our shit in the box too


i just had the urge to tell someone
Dec 2 2009 12:50AM
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brandon_
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that's going to be a mad awkward dinner tonight.
Dec 7 2009 9:19PM
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Jimmy.
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you should inform her of your discovery.
Dec 7 2009 10:30PM
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SkeechyD
Posts: 2026 - Karma: 1,071
cuz i had raging nsers peer pressure me into it
Dec 8 2009 12:12AM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
jesus that's disturbing!  i hope you didnt let it in our house
Dec 8 2009 2:41AM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
diid you ever ask your mom if it was hers?

you don't have a grandma that lives with you or anything do you? if so, it could be hers too...
Dec 8 2009 2:43PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
I have a feeling this thread is going to be a
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Dec 8 2009 3:06PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Dec 8 2009 3:10PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
do you think when grandmas "get wet" it isn't so "wet", but more like the consistancy of oatmeal or something like that? perhaps a dry tapioca pudding?
Dec 8 2009 3:13PM
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timmi
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AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGASDFASRHGASFAGAWEFA

nice work. you actually disturbed me. and that doesnt happen easily.
Dec 8 2009 3:17PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
balahahaasbhadhddadaa
Thats epic.  the best response to "pics or it didnt happen" i've ever seen.
Dec 8 2009 3:24PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
EEEWWWWWWWWWWWW.....


I feel the urge to go look at porn now.
Dec 8 2009 3:26PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
That was disgusting.. but then I loled. I needed my part in this thread.
Dec 8 2009 3:26PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
because of this post i'm leaving Newschoolers until 2hours from now.  that was the worst thing ive read in months.

you win
Dec 8 2009 3:27PM
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blong131
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i laughed and throwup came out
Dec 8 2009 3:34PM
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Brenone
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i havent read this thread in the last 2 days. i should of kept it that way. that is one veiny piece of rubber.
Dec 8 2009 3:38PM
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Clebo1
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say this thread at first when there was no pics but when it grew to five pages I thought i'd check it out again. Hahaha i cant believe there is pics. Is it wood?
Dec 8 2009 3:49PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
you should've held a ruler next to it to indicate the correct size...

go make another picture !!!
Dec 8 2009 3:55PM
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KramerC
Posts: 619 - Karma: 21
ITs got the vanes and everything.
Dec 8 2009 4:48PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
i've used bigger. no homo...
Dec 8 2009 5:02PM
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sconniestyle
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was it because when you read the word "grandma" your mind instantly flashed to an image of your own grandma and then when you read the rest you couldn't get her out of your mind fast enough before it got really wierd?
Dec 8 2009 5:06PM
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Caucasian_Asian
Posts: 2447 - Karma: 1,665
Big Veiny Dildo makes me laff.
Jun 13 2010 10:02PM
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lahnabonny
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why ?
Jun 13 2010 10:04PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
HAHAHAHAHA!
Jun 13 2010 10:06PM
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artfullydodged
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Jun 13 2010 10:09PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jun 13 2010 10:14PM
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
pics doesn,t work for me?
Jun 13 2010 10:24PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14488 - Karma: 10,639
Hahahaha that is the funniest thing I have ever read.
Jun 13 2010 10:34PM
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apcaipse
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Epic thread is epic.
Jun 13 2010 10:36PM
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Caucasian_Asian
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Nothing a little saliva won't fix
Jun 13 2010 10:37PM
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84891jnf92048
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YES. i fucking love mods on this site.
Jun 13 2010 11:30PM
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Jonny7
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Ewww just saw the pic, looks like a real  dick that got cut off
Jun 13 2010 11:34PM
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gyarados
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Jun 13 2010 11:34PM
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TotallyTrevor
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alright that could be a picture of any old dildo...please post a video of it, possibly in use....or else it didn't happen.
Jun 13 2010 11:35PM
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LukeB
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Yeah that's definitley no homo...
Jun 13 2010 11:37PM
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Avifarer
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haha amazing
Jun 13 2010 11:42PM
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tfbradley23
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Does that thing have it's own pluse?
Jun 14 2010 12:06AM
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HIT
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alot of veins. theres probably still blood in it
Jun 14 2010 12:30AM
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HIT
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why did i write that... horrible post.
quality bump though
Jun 14 2010 12:46AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Haha, this thread is fucking great.
Jun 14 2010 1:22AM
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hue.
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atleast its not a black dick
Jun 14 2010 1:29AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Thankfully, the picture no longer works for me.
Jun 14 2010 3:30AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
that's sadly in my case.
Jun 14 2010 4:44AM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14488 - Karma: 10,639
Same, it's got so much hype yet I can't see it. No homo?
Jun 14 2010 8:41AM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
Imagine the biggest honking, veiny penis that has popped up in a porno (think Ron Jeremy) and rubberize it. That is the dildo and I apologize for the visual
Jun 14 2010 12:10PM
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MADDECENT
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hahaha amazing bump
Jun 14 2010 12:18PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7488 - Karma: 3,621
damn it. the pic doesn't work anymore!! fix it!
Jun 14 2010 12:18PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
the pic works for me, unfortunately... lol
Jun 14 2010 12:20PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14488 - Karma: 10,639
Hahaha that's one totem pole of a cock
Jun 14 2010 12:26PM
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bnor
Posts: 286 - Karma: 12
this is the internet, its not that hard to find big veiny dick
Jun 14 2010 12:26PM
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