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I just found something horrible in out barn...........

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SkeechyD
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So we have been living at this house for 16 years

and today i went into the up rafters of our barn.

both barn and house where made in 1905 so they are really old.

I found a box of random shit and inside was a Big Veiny Dildo.

at the moment im horrified.

idk whos it is, it may be the previous owners or my moms cuz there was a bunch of our shit in the box too


i just had the urge to tell someone
Dec 2 2009 12:50AM
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SkeechyD
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If i upload pics i will get raped by the BANN HAMMER
Dec 2 2009 9:38AM
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theabortionator
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put it in the backround like outerwear skis boots, oh theres a big veiny dildo in the corner
Dec 2 2009 10:10AM
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nipples-the-cat
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yea... you should have probabily grabbed that box... im scared to go into your barn now..
Dec 2 2009 10:55AM
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Luc.
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hahahaha you are in total denial if you think it isnt ur moms
Dec 2 2009 11:18AM
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14.
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maybe its your dads.......................
Dec 2 2009 11:24AM
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freestyler540
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awesome, an antique dildo
Dec 2 2009 12:51PM
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duckets.
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haaaaa
that blows..
Dec 2 2009 1:07PM
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SkeechyD
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no i believe it could be who evers i think its prolly my mom
Dec 2 2009 6:13PM
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rockjumper
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pics or it didnt happen.

leave it in the tooth brush holder in the bathroom

Dec 2 2009 6:17PM
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corona
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we need pics of the your mum!!!!!!!!
Dec 2 2009 6:17PM
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canterbury
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Dec 2 2009 6:19PM
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Balto
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is it really that hard to put on some work gloves, pick it up, take a pic, then leave it on your sister's night stand?
Dec 2 2009 6:19PM
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thelittlebiggs
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Dec 2 2009 6:21PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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its a big veiny triumphent bastard
Dec 2 2009 6:21PM
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SkeechyD
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if i put pics on here the thread will be deleted and non of you will get to see it, thats pointless. and im an only child
Dec 2 2009 7:38PM
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Dylan_
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it won't get deleted half the mods have put it in your moms butt anyways
Dec 2 2009 7:42PM
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ROOS.
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i love antiques, especially antique dildos
Dec 2 2009 7:43PM
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0123456789
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yea i bet they banged her like a hammer right dylan?
Dec 2 2009 7:55PM
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debrickshaw
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i lol'd
Dec 2 2009 7:58PM
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Mr.Panda
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Quite being such a pussy and just post the pics of it sitting in the box.
Dec 2 2009 8:00PM
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jamers
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hahahahha
shits prime
upload to some other site and post da link hahaha
Dec 2 2009 8:01PM
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VCharette
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There's no way a mod would delete this dude man up and post it.
Dec 2 2009 8:02PM
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EastCoast315
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hahaha +k

but seriously just throw a condom on that shit and use it, hella fun
Dec 2 2009 8:19PM
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inactive
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post pics of dildo and mom.
Dec 2 2009 10:28PM
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yuck
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hahahah yes!! the only appliable situation to use this quote
Dec 2 2009 10:33PM
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Peter.
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what a ridiculous thread
Dec 2 2009 10:33PM
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no_steeze
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it's a dildo, not a real penis, how is it offensive
Dec 2 2009 10:33PM
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nightscraper
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maybe sell it on ebay?

antique dildos can go pretty high these days
Dec 2 2009 10:35PM
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B-runge
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luz
Dec 2 2009 10:39PM
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martin.
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so oddly enough, I found a dildo in my barn as well when I was 9 or 10...
Dec 2 2009 10:41PM
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B-runge
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you wont get banned for posting a pic of a fucking dildo....
Dec 2 2009 10:46PM
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JRullo
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A woman has been married to her husband for ten years, and for all those ten years her husband insisted on making love in the dark. No matter how much she asked him, he would never turn the lights on.

One night she grew tired of this and turned on the light while they were making love and saw that he was using a dildo on her.

She says, "Honey, how could you do this! All this time you've never told me. Explain yourself immediately!"

The husband says, "Okay, I'll explain, but first you have to explain the kids."


Dec 2 2009 10:55PM
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B-runge
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hahahahaha^
Dec 2 2009 10:58PM
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PeterNorth
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PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!
Dec 2 2009 11:40PM
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blong131
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i laughed out loud
Dec 2 2009 11:42PM
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LO_GO
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im going to jump on the band wagon and say PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!
Dec 2 2009 11:45PM
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balltoohard
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are you kidding me?

did you really just ask that?

Dec 2 2009 11:46PM
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paulgenovese
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Pics or it didn't happen?
Dec 2 2009 11:50PM
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soulskier
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dammit skeech, post the pics.
Dec 2 2009 11:53PM
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swan3609
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It happened.. one of our buddies got slapped across the face with it.. haha

/claim

Dec 3 2009 12:15AM
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NaturalRotater
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Pussyyyyyyy,

your no longer invited into my HARDCOREEEE EXTREME party.

go play chicken with a semi truck than maybe ill reconsider
Dec 3 2009 12:19AM
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gnarlygoodski22
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haha you are lucky man! My house is like 300 years old we've found guns from the civil war, mad people die in it and a 70 year old full meat locker in my scary ass basement. Be happy for your veiny dildo
Dec 3 2009 12:29AM
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Thenowhereman42
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lulz your mom is banging herself in the rafters of a barn
Dec 3 2009 12:35AM
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SkeechyD
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Rowen says he wont delete it. so im uploading a pic later today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 3 2009 9:55AM
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Pee_and_Ski
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well this is just awsome im going to have to explore the barn near my house mabey ill find something awsome
Dec 3 2009 10:09AM
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sconniestyle
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did you taste it to be sure it isn't some sort of delicious penis-shaped candy?
Dec 3 2009 11:50AM
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popNfresh44
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as said before, pics or it didnt happen. what if it's an antique dildo? bring that shit to the roadshow!
Dec 3 2009 12:50PM
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Elden-JR
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wtf
Dec 3 2009 12:55PM
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Elden-JR
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Dec 3 2009 12:56PM
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pat_in_the_hat
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10 bucks shipped?

but wait.. whats it smell like first

Dec 3 2009 10:56PM
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