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Gayest thing anyone has ever said to you on the lift????

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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
For example: Could you hold my pole?

Nov 29 2009 8:32PM
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~~JEFF~~
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 301
^BAHAHAHA
Dec 3 2009 10:20AM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
A little late to the new page.
Dec 3 2009 10:24AM
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*honeybadger*
Posts: 315 - Karma: 410

it was a guy saying it to me

Dec 4 2009 11:36PM
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bluenuts
Posts: 34 - Karma: 29
does canada have a flag? and....do u speak french in NZ???- quote....dumb ass fucking americans...both on the same lift ride.
Dec 4 2009 11:58PM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
"i'm just gunna go speed tuck some reds"
Dec 5 2009 7:25AM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
Tucker the Hucker!!!!!!!!!111
Dec 5 2009 5:31PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

not really gay but here it goes

i was riding up with a buncha old ladys (singles line) nd my freind called me so i put it on speaker so i didnt have to take my helmet off..she immediatly started swearing about how she though she poped her boob on the side of a box and how much it fucking hurt, not really gay justawkword cuz she was swearing unknowingly and thesse three old ladys were like 50-60 haha

Dec 5 2009 8:21PM
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EthanJPAskier
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 248

Me and a friend at camelback, we were about 8 at the time,

Me: Ready for the bar? (at the top of the lift about to put the bar up)

Random Guy: No not just yet, i think i'll take a few more runs first then head in)

Me: oh....ok

Dec 5 2009 9:29PM
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foreverwinter
Posts: 181 - Karma: 29
also have had my PEs called violent haha funny shit
Dec 5 2009 10:59PM
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T-Nutcracker
Posts: 1056 - Karma: 434
hahaha dinner roll is how something like lincoln is called in Freak Out. no idea why they picked this name
Dec 6 2009 11:25AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
she said "i'll suck yo dick for a steeze lesson" i said "shut up bitch, my steeze aint for the takin"
Dec 6 2009 12:05PM
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Loodwik
Posts: 236 - Karma: 313
Haha, today i got credit from a 12-year girl who told me how cool my PEs are :D
Dec 6 2009 12:15PM
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dubaiski
Posts: 961 - Karma: 37
some arab kid asked my 'why is there a camel eating somebody on your skis?' refering to the gorilla on my invaders. lol
Dec 6 2009 12:27PM
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mauromj
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10

Thats what he's used to. desert animals

Dec 6 2009 3:48PM
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RenJett
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
Last year some random dude asked if he could suck the dick. And I was just like what??! Then he pulled out his dick shaped pipe and asks again hahahaha.
Dec 6 2009 3:56PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
blatant icon theft is blatant
Dec 6 2009 4:05PM
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Bethune
Posts: 435 - Karma: 26

Random 30 year old guy: I like pickels, do you like pickles?

Me: Yeah

Guy: Want to be my friend?

Me: ....

I skied away as fast as possible when I got off the lift.

Dec 6 2009 4:59PM
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nikkib.
Posts: 346 - Karma: 268
ahahahahah , that's awesome !
Dec 6 2009 5:52PM
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KennyC
Posts: 1922 - Karma: 46
haha i lol'd about the first one. one time a drunk dirty old man told me that my bindings look like dildoes. (griffons)
Dec 6 2009 6:02PM
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gnarmada
Posts: 235 - Karma: 17
where y'all from?
Dec 7 2009 8:05PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
sorry about crossing tips
Dec 13 2009 3:08PM
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mr_shifty
Posts: 316 - Karma: 16
what the hell? This is from a different thread and it got posted on here.

HUH???
Dec 13 2009 3:17PM
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Beach
Posts: 237 - Karma: 26
v BAHAHAHA
Dec 13 2009 3:37PM
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PEJibber31
Posts: 358 - Karma: 11
^^ $$$
Dec 13 2009 4:00PM
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Dick_Buttkiss
Posts: 302 - Karma: 16
Had this guy totally flip his shit the other day because I was swinging my skis a little bit. I wasn't swinging them much but it was freezing and wanted to keep my legs moving. He totally flipped, went ballistic started screaming at me and told me how dangerous it was.  And that the chairlift was more than likely going to derail. What a fucking idiot but there was no reasoning with him.

Not really a gay story but the guy was just a straight up dick.
Dec 13 2009 7:04PM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28

"dude pee off the lift again that was so funny last year"

i am pretty sure you cant get any gayer than that..

Dec 13 2009 7:53PM
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tmills
Posts: 99 - Karma: 76
wear tight pants for a day youll get so many people wait until you ski by and then quietly "nice pants fag" hahah
Dec 13 2009 8:05PM
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 399
i was wearing a furry jacket and some huy next to me said "your jacket reminds me of a bear i killed back in 84' when i was younger" then there was a huge awkward silence for the rest of the ride up.
Dec 13 2009 9:07PM
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jerad
Posts: 3236 - Karma: 47
"Sir, would you like me to bring you closer to Jesus Christ?"
Dec 13 2009 9:10PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
this kid on my team out of nowhere said, "If I were gay, I would rather give it than receive it." and same kid told me he had a boner the whole way up the access road and didnt know how to get rid of it and btw he is 18
Dec 13 2009 10:17PM
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skgirts
Posts: 133 - Karma: 16
squeal like a pig
Dec 14 2009 3:20PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
I actually might some quotes to add to this thread after this:

http://www.vailgayskiweek.com
Dec 14 2009 3:32PM
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Gummy
Posts: 231 - Karma: 17
Older guy: Do you like red wine??
Me:...welll on christmas I drink a glass or two but no I dont like red wine
Older guy: You sure you dont like red wine?
Me: Yea! Im sure I dont like red wine xmas is just an ecception (spelling??)
Older guy: Oh! I just thought because your skis are the same colour as red wine.
Me: Oh yeah...thanks...

I ride 08/09 K2 silencers
Dec 14 2009 4:11PM
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jahheathraw
Posts: 177 - Karma: 50
thos are sick gloves can i try them on
Dec 14 2009 4:50PM
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rj.
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if i was a girl i'd be such a slut - curtis bolduc
Dec 14 2009 4:51PM
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