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Gayest thing anyone has ever said to you on the lift????

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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
For example: Could you hold my pole?

Nov 29 2009 8:32PM
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Wookum
Posts: 242 - Karma: -59
banned for study time, im addicted.

and one post up
hahahahahaha
Nov 29 2009 10:37PM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817

'oi kid take a hit this from this '

i was about 7 and some random wanted me to take bong hits. i didnt even know what the thing was.

Nov 29 2009 10:40PM
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Cudder.
Posts: 2248 - Karma: 307
i tried a 9 earlier in the day and both my skis popped off in midair. Hours later i was on the lift with my friend and these two adults were talking about some kid eating shit in the terrain park.
Nov 29 2009 10:40PM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
(i was wearing my bright blue saga jacket)

"well i guess chicks wont miss you on the hill if your wearing that"

followed by a huge grin....
Nov 29 2009 10:41PM
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MRoden
Posts: 753 - Karma: 211
the guy couldnt see me laugh so friggin hard.
Nov 29 2009 10:45PM
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SushiMan
Posts: 1269 - Karma: 424
talking to a 14 year old girl

her. snowboarders are soo cool thats why i do it
me: oh haha okay well skiers are hotter anyways
her. OMG snowboarders are so much hotter!!!
me: what about skiers
Her: um not its not cool

i didnt know what to say..
Nov 29 2009 10:49PM
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mynilla
Posts: 554 - Karma: 58
"Do poles make you better?"
Nov 29 2009 10:50PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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men.
Nov 29 2009 10:53PM
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Wookum
Posts: 242 - Karma: -59
haha
Nov 29 2009 10:54PM
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Mr-Cam-ron
Posts: 491 - Karma: 314
this kid sang the WHOLE milie cyrus 'party in the usa' song  
Nov 29 2009 10:54PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
Oh ok, cause I was gonna say... steeze without the bandana is next to impossible lookin all thug.  It's aight yo, that's how i role playa, like a true bolla, son
Nov 29 2009 10:56PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
i asked my friend if i smelt like weed his response. no you kinda smell like fruit
Nov 29 2009 11:24PM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 158
do you mind if i smoke... of coarse i do you fucking retard! who the fuck even smokes??? your burning a dried piece of plant with toxic chemicals and fucking breathing that shit????
yes i mind
Nov 29 2009 11:31PM
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Wookum
Posts: 242 - Karma: -59
you sound like a bit of a douchebag.
if i were that guy i wouldnt even ask you.
Nov 29 2009 11:38PM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
i dont like you anyways i want to kick you in the ovary's
Nov 29 2009 11:42PM
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schubie
Posts: 74 - Karma: 12

isnt that shirt to long

no sir it is not

Nov 30 2009 12:12AM
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.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
as a matter of fact sir it is far to short
Nov 30 2009 12:23AM
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MNS
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 3,241
i love men
Nov 30 2009 12:27AM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
Posts: 1048 - Karma: 16
those skis are too violent, you shouldent ski near kids, a lady talking about my public enemys
Nov 30 2009 12:28AM
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
i was riding up the peak chair on a powder day and some guy says to me this would be a great place for a race course
Nov 30 2009 12:42AM
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wasatch_rat
Posts: 1772 - Karma: 2,952
um, actually most estimates put it at about 1 outa 3 or 1 outa 4 people in the grand ol US has tried weed, soooo.....

and what do u care what they inhale? trust me, its not as unhealthy as they make it out to be. especially weed
Nov 30 2009 12:43AM
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Hairspray
Posts: 298 - Karma: 14
he sounds like a straight thug to me
Nov 30 2009 12:58AM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57

wasnt on the lift but i was told that i had my skis on backwards yesterday.

Nov 30 2009 12:59AM
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hewy
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 205
old people always say that to me at my local hill.
Nov 30 2009 1:22AM
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gakc
Posts: 244 - Karma: 40

your icon made that sooooo funny!!!!!!

Nov 30 2009 1:26AM
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RunDMc
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 60
in the ovary's what?
Nov 30 2009 1:38AM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
i ski with a kid that sometimes is called Hoppy....
Nov 30 2009 1:42AM
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mer-man
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 10
fuck you
Nov 30 2009 2:00AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
"It's not gay if your dicks don't touch."
Nov 30 2009 2:00AM
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Bo.s
Posts: 24 - Karma: 10

why are you kids so quite.........did your parents abuse you as children or something

or

you know you shouldn't be hitting the signs, a kid got his arm broken that way.

well thanks for the advise but i'm not a retard

Nov 30 2009 2:22AM
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*WonderBread*
Posts: 401 - Karma: 13

some goober ass kid on a snowboard without googles told me to come to the dark side because they have cookies or some shit

Nov 30 2009 2:48AM
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THUGwife
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 301
hahahahahahahaha
Nov 30 2009 7:06AM
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OMGWTFBBQ
Posts: 954 - Karma: 208
some guy said he saw me do a front flip and said i had a fat dick

i was speechless
Nov 30 2009 11:59AM
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jdilla
Posts: 706 - Karma: 41
bro'ed out tourist: "if you could fuck any animal, which one would it be?"
me: "a giraffe."
bro-ed out tourist: "I bet they have huge dicks."
Nov 30 2009 12:00PM
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KellyK
Posts: 1782 - Karma: 715
without goggles eh?  sounds like a complete dork!
Nov 30 2009 12:02PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 345
"I just grabbed tindy and love 2-2's. Gus Kenworthy is the best skier alive."
Nov 30 2009 12:07PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
I have a similar story except in high school.. and it turned out he did own it and now hes a million air or something
Nov 30 2009 12:13PM
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OMGWTFBBQ
Posts: 954 - Karma: 208
actually i said some funny shit 2 weeks ago at killington.
we were going up the gondola and me and my friends were planning on smoking on the way up
EXCEPT some woman got in with us....none of my friend would asl her soo i leaned over and stared at her and like in a wicked deep forcefull voice yelled HEYY YOU DONT MIND IF ME AND MY FRIENDS SPARK UP A BOWL!?
she said uhh no smoke what ever u want
soo we did lol
Nov 30 2009 12:23PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
i didnt know they made snowboard boots for skis-commenting on my spk pros
Nov 30 2009 12:27PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,949
My friend started to suck his glove and said "Mike Jones" going deep throat on the ski lift"
Nov 30 2009 12:27PM
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snowisholywater
Posts: 337 - Karma: 57
party and bulllshit remix? haha
Nov 30 2009 12:47PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
me and my friends touch are dicks no homo. jk but this dude next to us on the lift was blasting rock christmas songs all the way up, sounded pretty weird.
Nov 30 2009 1:29PM
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J.Braun
Posts: 585 - Karma: 20
well why are you on it then?
Nov 30 2009 1:32PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
none of this is even that gay...
i say WAY gayer shit to people on the lift.

ill be on the lift with one or two friends, and well just launch into this huge conversations about gay sex..
sometimes if im alone with someone ill just look at them, and in a real calm voice just ask "you mind if i play with my dick a little on the way up"

or ill look over at the guy on the lift and just go "shit, your kinda cute. you uh... wanna take some runs or some shit?"

some people get real pissed defensive, but other times its just some chill ass dude that getms that kinda humor who plays along and just makes a mad fucking funny lift conversation.
Nov 30 2009 1:45PM
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Mex_LineJib^a
Posts: 3928 - Karma: 65
"why are you dressed like a snowboarder?"
Nov 30 2009 1:49PM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
Slightly un ski related (ish) ( okay maybe not "gay" in the sense of homosexuality, but kind of stupid)

NOTE - Im from england...

Sitting on a lift in Vail with my bro, a couple of hot girls join us on the chair...

Chatting for a bit....


hot girl: "thats such a crazy accent - are you Australian?

Me: "no im english!

hot Girl: "oh wow! always wanted to go there... do you.. ...eh .... know the Queen?

Me : [serious lolage!]

(who does she think i am, but then again she was excused cos she was FIT!)


Spark notes - Me chatting to hot, silly american chick
Nov 30 2009 1:52PM
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nickmiles
Posts: 1070 - Karma: 844
I know some kids who convinced a good amount of people in a lift-line that the lift was a gondola and they should take their skis off.
Nov 30 2009 2:00PM
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SneakySnake
Posts: 11 - Karma: 11
"i just ate some chicken..."

Nov 30 2009 2:14PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
"i'm gay"
Nov 30 2009 2:32PM
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