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Okay NS this is a legitfucking thread helppp (cliffnotes;somethingwaslaced?)

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OhMyBosh
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Okay my bad in advance for making too many like high threads and shit ive been smoking way too much recently.
tonightiwent andblazedandsmoked allott and there was a bong and yeah. i started to feel weird... ill outline all the symptoms later...
so came back to rez and was freaking out and freaked out for a while... then i sat down and started writing all of my symptoms down... and os i started doing that and then it turned into house diagnosing me, and then i wrote like a whole fucking screenplay for a house episode complete with OC humour... and now im on NS to tell you all my symptoms to tell you what the fuck im tripping on...


SYMPTOMS:

1. crazy bouncing headache thing
2. hard to breath
3. head falling down
4. dry mouth, white saliva on tounge
5. fucking paranoid
6. very loud and fast heartbeat.
7. limbs shaking almost uncontrolably
8. dizzy
9. forgeting everything
10. inability to think coherently... couldnt finish a sentence.. i just forgot what i was thinking or going to say.
11. paranoia
12. freaking out
13.trying to figure out what it is
14. calm breaths seem too little... lull myself to feeling like im ok but when i breath deep its like ive been holding my breath the whole time.
15. fast breathing makes my head dizzy and boucing headache comes back... heart beat up.
16. big exhale makes everything better for a bit.
17. limbs shaking a lot
18. still forgetting things but trying to write.
19. i feel more creative and shit
20. see sorts of visual things going on with the words on the page
21. more creative?
22. yeah probably lots more ill get back to you.


basically, what the fuck do i do and what the fuck did i smoke and what should i expect?

i need someone to walk me through this so i dont fucking trip balls and die.





inb4 i dont fucking know. fuck you if you were going to say it though.
Nov 21 2009 12:38AM
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Cheezcake.
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Jul 11 2010 12:52AM
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rickroller
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we are die ing!!!!!
how much did you smoke?
i dont know we ate brownies and things are moving rly slow !!!!!!1
Jul 11 2010 12:57AM
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funk~
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i...i think we are dead. yea we are dead.
Jul 11 2010 2:16AM
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Brock.
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oh hey
Aug 9 2010 2:40PM
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GILLSKI
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wow
Aug 9 2010 2:42PM
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Oh_So_Hyphy
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Aug 9 2010 2:43PM
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1337
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>implying that nobody does talk like this, which is false


also, did anyone ever figure out what happened?
Aug 9 2010 2:54PM
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Brock.
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to ohmybosh?
Aug 9 2010 3:29PM
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thugaim
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>implying you didn't just lose the game.
Aug 9 2010 3:43PM
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AR7rider.
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ololololol









game was laced lolzor
Aug 9 2010 3:55PM
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*TURBONERD*
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bump
Aug 16 2010 9:40PM
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*TURBONERD*
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fucking ohmybosh just made me lose the game though
Aug 16 2010 9:43PM
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dex.
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bump LOLZ
Aug 21 2010 3:58AM
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matt.s
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ohmybosh, what a silly man
Oct 16 2010 11:12AM
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thugaim
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This ohmybosh guy is retarded.
Oct 16 2010 11:20AM
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matt.s
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hahahaha
Oct 16 2010 11:26AM
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danderson.
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Haha I couldn't go past three, I was lol'ing to hard.
Oct 16 2010 11:26AM
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Evilchris
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lmao
Oct 16 2010 12:06PM
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*TURBONERD*
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what a hypocrite
Oct 16 2010 12:07PM
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987321654hgfd
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So did we ever find out what it was laced with?
Oct 16 2010 12:11PM
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Schlop
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nothing, he was just ripped as hell ahah

my dealer told me that the bag he gave me was laced with PCP once, no different price and as far as I know it was just normal chron. the girl i was blazing with claimed to see the devil.. ummmm
Oct 16 2010 12:12PM
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*TURBONERD*
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it was laced with trollsauce
Oct 16 2010 12:13PM
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987321654hgfd
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I know I guess my internet sarcasm didn't go through.
Oct 16 2010 12:14PM
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LoftyLawnChair
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really high plus panic attack
Oct 16 2010 1:34PM
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Nathn
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it's been awhile.
Oct 25 2010 12:01AM
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TROLLED.HARD
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i'll say it once and i'll say it again.meth.
Oct 25 2010 12:05AM
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matt.s
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still dunno how this is only 8 pages
Oct 25 2010 10:37PM
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Parrish
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bumpercars
Oct 29 2010 1:37AM
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Schlop
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nope, thought you were serious.



in that case, good one
Oct 29 2010 1:38AM
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jakobk
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are you sure thats saliva?
Dec 8 2010 9:48PM
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Brock.
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okay ns this a legitfucking bump helppp (cliffnotes;thugaimisghey)
Dec 30 2010 11:53PM
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ROOS.
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SHE RETURNS

Dec 30 2010 11:55PM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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What a genius
Dec 31 2010 12:05AM
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Emma_Watson
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IT WAS A TRAP!
no pic, im lazy sowwy
Dec 31 2010 12:05AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Yeah same shit happened to me once after got stoned for the first time in like 6 months. I felt like I couldnt breath & i didnt move for like an hour because I swore their were ninjas in the tree above me. I then proceeded to challenge one to a duel in the middle of a street at midnight. He declined. Then I went inside, ate some chicken in a biscuit, went to sleep. & I was fine.
Dec 31 2010 1:29AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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invent something and acquire currency
Dec 31 2010 1:36AM
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Kangbang
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9th page claim
Dec 31 2010 1:46AM
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the~muffin~man
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have you missed your period... if so then you should go to the doc and talk about how you partner took a blue pill and his wee wee has been happy for a while and how you think its weird you might be pregnant.

Dec 31 2010 1:57AM
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no_steeze
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what is this i don't even?
Dec 31 2010 2:04AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Please explain how this is even slightly relevant.
Dec 31 2010 2:07AM
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Torkeltee
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this happened to me 420 this year. it was crazy feeling
Dec 31 2010 3:26AM
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Bar_Down
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i fuckin hate people like you


ZOMG last night i took like a bong hit, then i went outside and i thought the cars were unicorns, and then like i tried to ride one, but like a river of lava came out of nowhere and chocolate tits fuckin licorice holy fuck im 12 years old
Dec 31 2010 4:45AM
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Torkeltee
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hahahahaha whyd you say licorice
Dec 31 2010 5:03AM
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Canadaski
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i have smoked laced weed and ended up in th ER trust me dude your just really fucking high
Dec 31 2010 5:45AM
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no_steeze
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laced weed is just a mostly false concept
Dec 31 2010 10:57AM
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pmw
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maybe everything is just a projection of our sub-conscious..? O.o
Dec 31 2010 11:02AM
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no_steeze
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nothing exists. we are all pawns.

but seriously people don't bother to lace weed. it takes an incredible amount of unnecessary effort and money. it's not like half of the weed out there is laced and will cause you to implode upon first hit. most experiences with 'laced' weed are just bad smoking experiences caused by someone's reaction to it
Dec 31 2010 11:20AM
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VT_FLO
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I had a sketchy friend in high school that would crush up oxys on his weed for the first time he sold it to someone to make them buy from him every time
Dec 31 2010 11:24AM
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daskis
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Hahah happens to me all the time. I'll be in the middle of a sentence or story and then I'll just stop and be like "ummmm.... uhh... shit..." I usually remember like 10 minutes later.
Dec 31 2010 11:28AM
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no_steeze
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omg you are the only one

i fucking did that last night while ordering brinner. i feel so bad. we always go to the same diner with the same server and we're always blazed and its just horrible for them
Dec 31 2010 11:43AM
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