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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
Someone entered my password wrong on my Blackberry 10 times and wiped all my contacts and settings and everything. I don't know if this has happened to any of you but it is a HUGE pain in the ass. Anyways, he lives right down the hall from me in a dorm, give me ideas on how to absolutely wreck him.
Oct 30 2009 7:58PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
for sure do this.

mindfucks are so good
Oct 31 2009 1:31AM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
stop being such an infant about your blackberry, im sure your mommy and daddy will take care of it for you
Oct 31 2009 11:18AM
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026

This is the way i got my old boss back

Sign him up for a free mass shipment of K'raans and Morman bibles. All you have to do is go to their website say your going to give them away put in his information and within 2 weeks he'll have a crate of some religous books and won't know what the hell to do

Oct 31 2009 11:27AM
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switchieski
Posts: 575 - Karma: 15
rape them, always works dude
Oct 31 2009 11:55AM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
Pretty sure they won't since I pay for it, asshole.

The kid has been getting calls all night asking for a TV that I put up for cheap and for a free washing machine hahaha
Oct 31 2009 11:55AM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2886 - Karma: 721
Stop being such a bitch noob
Oct 31 2009 12:20PM
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.AR6rider
Posts: 444 - Karma: -106
pull the Arabian bullwhip i will be the greatest retaliation ever

take a long sock, shit and piss in it. break into his room and whip the sock around and throw it somewhere. i only learned of this last night and its probably the most epic prank ever
Oct 31 2009 12:33PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i forgot exactly how to do it, but there is a way to wedge pennies into his door in such a way that it make it physically impossible to open from the inside, you have to push them in between the door and the side where the handle/lock is, he will go crazy because his door will be unlocked, but he will be trapped in his room.  if your at a college/apartment building it should be asy to find someone to help you with that knows the trick to make it work right
we did it to someone and then just left them there, they didnt have a bathroom in the dorm so they had to pee in bottles, eventually they climbed out a window on a bedhseet ladder
Oct 31 2009 12:36PM
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562056961108
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HEY his phone. send a hey text to all of his contacts, see what happens. innocent but hilarious
Oct 31 2009 12:41PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59

Might be a stupid idea yet incredibly funny to watch:

Take a fire extinguisher and shoot it through the crack under his door. It might take him a few seconds but he will come out coughing like crazy and you will be laughing. Innocent only if he doesnt die from air deprovation.

Oct 31 2009 1:14PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
be a man and walk up to him and be like "yo son, did you fuck with my blackberry?" now if he denies it or admits it, either way, kick the fucking shit out of him. if you don't know how to do that: slug him right in the nose, then grab either the hair on the top of his head or just the back of his head if he doesnt have any hair and at the same time drive your knee upwards and bring his head downwards until the two connect forcefully. repeat until nose is thoroughly broken.
Oct 31 2009 1:23PM
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CJHski
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 126
i like where your head's at
Oct 31 2009 1:24PM
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asdfdsa
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiXQyhmK3J8
Oct 31 2009 1:39PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
If you enter the password wrong 10 times it wipes the phone and he did it on purpose when I was taking a piss

But I have gotten even. His phone is getting blown up with craigslist calls it's really funny
Oct 31 2009 4:52PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
if you can get a hold of his phone, sign him up for a bunch of those daily spam text messages that cost a dollar a text.

they usually cost a dollar to cancel too.
Oct 31 2009 5:11PM
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Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
nah he knows and thinks it's hilarious/annoying

I have no idea, it pisses me off cuz this is the second time this has happened. I really don't want to remove my password because I've had a few close calls from teachers taking my phone at bad times.

example: I was texting my math teacher's daughter (who (whom?) I was hooking up with) and he took my phone. I shat brix for a little while
Oct 31 2009 5:14PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
PUT HIS PICTURE AND NUMBER ON CRAIGSLIST M/M CASUAL ENCOUNTERS!!!!!

I did this to my roommate for Fool's day. He got cock pics and dirty text messages for 3 weeks constantly. Also, NAIR his shampoo bottle if you want to fuck with his hair. It'll make him go bald and it takes longer to grow back.
Oct 31 2009 5:21PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
You would.....
Oct 31 2009 5:27PM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29
hahaha my threads
Oct 31 2009 5:44PM
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
He put your phone on lockdown. That means you have to bring it to the store to get it fixed. This happened to my friend when another one of my friend was fucking around with his phone.
Oct 31 2009 5:46PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
NO U
Oct 31 2009 5:49PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
You're the one who plays Left 4 dead.
Oct 31 2009 5:53PM
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East.
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 128
everytime he goes in his room just lean a full bucket of water against his door.. it will splash on his feet everytime and soak his floor..
Oct 31 2009 5:56PM
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[Dawn
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 69
make signs that say "FOR SALE BY OWNER, $2,000-- CALL THIS NUMBER" then put his phone number there... and go around and put like 200 of those motherfuckers on everything in a 2 mile raidus that costs more than 10 grand.
Oct 31 2009 5:57PM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29
thats an amazing idea
Oct 31 2009 5:59PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
If you don't like Left 4 Dead then fuck you. That game is awesome and I haven't played in weeks. so meah.
Oct 31 2009 6:03PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Remember how you're my friend on Live? EXACTLY, YOU WERE PLAYING IT LAST NIGHT! SO FUCK YOU!
Oct 31 2009 6:06PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
my threads
Oct 31 2009 6:31PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
Haha owned.
Oct 31 2009 10:29PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
while hes gone fill his entire room or shower or whatever with foam from the extinguisher. also if you can get his phone call a ton of the adult phone sex lines that charge like 2 dollars a minute and just leave it.
Nov 1 2009 1:41AM
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steezebomb
Posts: 169 - Karma: 9
Post his number up on ns, that worked out really well for another kid on here...
Nov 1 2009 3:09AM
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.newman.
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 236
Go onto his phone and switch the names of his contacts so he texts people who he thinks are other people and he gets texts that dont make sense
this is especially good if he has a girl friend who he talks to on the phone alot
Nov 1 2009 9:13AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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I know, dude thinks he can trick me!
Nov 1 2009 12:48PM
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