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Whats the steeziest way do die?

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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,850

what do you guys think the coolest way to die is?

Aug 10 2009 10:42PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
grenade in mouth running into a bunch of zombies
Aug 13 2009 12:37AM
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sklermang
Posts: 2981 - Karma: 1,954
afterbang so hard your face melts off
Aug 13 2009 12:40AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,353
afterbang so hard your head falls off.
Aug 13 2009 12:45AM
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
afterbang so hard your head comes off
Aug 13 2009 1:50AM
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LIL_WAT
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 475
afterbang so hard ur head flies off 
Aug 13 2009 2:26AM
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Willard
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 429
fucked up and spun out in my room
Aug 13 2009 2:29AM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
Posts: 746 - Karma: 467
Click for larger image
Aug 13 2009 3:29AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
New background.

Afterbang so hard... you cause an avalanche. Then your head gets torn off as you accidentally overshoot Pyramid gap running away from it and land in the noob trench of Chad's gap.
Aug 13 2009 3:46AM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
Posts: 746 - Karma: 467
http://https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/pictures/id/287065/

same image, 800x 600, wallpaper friendly.
Aug 13 2009 3:56AM
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Freeskim@n
Posts: 732 - Karma: 203

afterbang so hard your head falls off.

A groomer pass on you so hard your head falls up.

Aug 13 2009 7:32AM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
heavy head to neck snap
Aug 13 2009 10:43AM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
buy mass amounts of krazy glue
buy skittles in bulk
buy kool aid powder in bulk
buy trashbags
buy piano wire
pierce both ears
roll around in said skittles
make koolaid in trash bag, with skittles
create noose with piano wire
go to the top of the largest building in town
tie noose to something
put noose around neck
glue both hands to head
jump, with bags of skittles and crazy glue

have your body be found, with your own head appartently ripped off, in a delicious bed of candy

taste the rainbow!
Aug 13 2009 11:05AM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
afterbang so hard that your tall-T falls off
Aug 13 2009 11:15AM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
afterbang so hard your head falls off....with ronald jenkees playing in the background..
Aug 13 2009 11:23AM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
can i get a high res of that? for background
Aug 13 2009 11:33AM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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The last link was as "high res" as its gonna. I will see what I can whip up tonight, I just needed to use a larger background image. 
Aug 13 2009 10:31PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
avalanche
knocked out and then freeze
only to be discovered 2000 years later and put in a museum as a caveman
Aug 13 2009 10:53PM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
Posts: 746 - Karma: 467
Only you didn't die, and in true Encino Man fashion you and pauly shore become the steeziest  pair ever to wheeze the Juice.


Aug 13 2009 11:42PM
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GreenHorn
Posts: 4896 - Karma: 1,209
ahahahaha
Aug 14 2009 12:21AM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
the way shane did
Aug 14 2009 1:22AM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
afterbang so hard that chuck norris is summened........then he kills u
Aug 14 2009 1:40AM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
You had to, didn't you...
Aug 14 2009 4:21AM
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AOTEAROA
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 15
Asphyxiwank. Steezy as a mother fucker. Like
Aug 14 2009 5:26AM
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[BRI]noceros
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 40
my god. haha. win
Aug 14 2009 7:51AM
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FrenchToastMafia
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 452
afterbang so hard your head falls off
Aug 14 2009 9:36AM
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westSide.Steeze
Posts: 186 - Karma: 10
newschoolers = the new 4chan
Aug 14 2009 10:13AM
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AgentOrange11
Posts: 470 - Karma: 15
afterbang so hard ur head falls off
Aug 14 2009 10:45AM
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double_D
Posts: 778 - Karma: 25
this
but be on display with a tall t
Aug 18 2009 7:07PM
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jakepwilliams
Posts: 895 - Karma: 51
afterbang after peeing in a girls butt.....and then die
Aug 18 2009 7:08PM
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JStrathern
Posts: 8747 - Karma: 1,536
afterbang so hard your head falls off
Aug 18 2009 7:09PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
ski base jumping
Aug 18 2009 7:10PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
zero spin off a 80 foot stepover and get slapchopped by the helicopter thats filming you
Aug 18 2009 7:38PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
that is LAUGHS
Aug 18 2009 8:01PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
this thread is hilarious.
Aug 18 2009 9:23PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
in a duel with satan.
Aug 18 2009 9:27PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
afterbang so hard all of your muscles cramp up and you collapse (still iin afterbang position of course)  and then you get eaten by a rancor.
Aug 18 2009 9:58PM
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bannedforNword
Posts: 6 - Karma: 10
N***a flip so hard your head snaps off
Aug 18 2009 10:03PM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
Head so hard your afterbang falls off
Aug 18 2009 10:07PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
fuck thats a horrible way to go
Aug 19 2009 12:22AM
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Ghostface
Posts: 33 - Karma: 10

die of old age

Aug 19 2009 12:35AM
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ManOnTheMoon
Posts: 515 - Karma: 17

double kangaroo flip too afterbang but as your heavy heading you get Tboned by a gaper unicorn stabbed through the heart with the horn

Aug 19 2009 12:41AM
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selkirks
Posts: 1978 - Karma: 59
definitely this. i couldn't have said it better myself.
Aug 19 2009 12:44AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
heavy head so hard you snap your neck
Aug 19 2009 2:19AM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
that would be funny
Aug 19 2009 2:21AM
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ThE_Doudou
Posts: 41 - Karma: 10
afterbang so hard you head fall off...
Aug 19 2009 11:04AM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
waas not expecting that haha
Aug 19 2009 11:06AM
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Mogul-Jibber
Posts: 137 - Karma: -90

Your tremendous t gets wrapped around the rail ur sliding and pulls you out from under you and u die....

or u could afterbang so hard ur head falls off

Aug 19 2009 12:21PM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
afterbang so hard your back snaps in half.

or get lost in your tall tee while trying to take it off and suffocate
Aug 20 2009 4:30AM
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lydiaiskwllol
Posts: 514 - Karma: 11
Best so far
Aug 20 2009 4:40AM
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Brian_Peppers
Posts: 534 - Karma: 54
I have read a variation of this one about 10 times.
Aug 20 2009 8:49AM
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