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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
Aug 6 2009 11:16PM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2208 - Karma: 157
golden. made me lol, thank you good sir.
Jan 25 2010 1:28AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
thomas:
kayla
i ahve
have*
a question
for you

7:11pmKayla:
what
is
the
question

7:11pmThomas:
when are we going to engage in sexual intercourse?

7:12pmKayla:
ooh man.. i mean whenener your down?

7:12pmThomas:
: D

7:12pmKayla:
hehehe

Jan 25 2010 10:15PM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
me can i tap dat?
her tap what?
metap dat!
her what? im confused
me dat AZZZZZZ
her ohhhh, well we are dating, and you tapped that 6 times the last weekend, so not for a little while ;)
me fuck u

well she is my girlfriend, but whatever
Jan 25 2010 10:25PM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2208 - Karma: 157
I love your icon, best movie EVER
Jan 26 2010 1:25AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
Me: I have to ask you a very serious question.
Her: Okaaay.
Me: When you gon let me tap dat?
Her: When i turn 18
Me: Omgz how long will that be?
Her: 6 months :)
Me: But i could be DEAD by then :(

there was more but i don't feel like typing it all out.

Feb 9 2010 11:10AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
Posts: 2033 - Karma: 1,607
Connor

hey... i have a serious question for ya...

10:30amkara

whats that

10:32amConnor

when you gonna let me tap dat?

quickly...

10:32amkara

right now

on your mark

get set

GO!

10:32amConnor

DEAL on my way Click for larger image

10:33amkara

k bring hand cuffs, a first aid kit, an executioners mask, and a fire extinguisher

Feb 9 2010 11:34AM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
BUMP
Feb 25 2010 5:13PM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
i enjoy these
Mar 24 2010 9:27PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537

me- ayy baby when you gunna let me tap that?

her- why do you text me from the computer room? get of that skiing website and come get back into bed with me

LEGITness

Mar 24 2010 9:48PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
(8:25:51 PM) me: hey can i ask u a question
(8:26:55 PM) her: yeah shoot
(8:27:03 PM) me: can i tap dat?
(8:27:24 PM) her: lmao day being me?
(8:27:29 PM) her: dat*
(8:27:32 PM) me: yes of course
(8:27:47 PM) her: hahah maybe, I'd have to meet ya ;)
(8:28:22 PM) me: No like give me a yes or no answer right now
(8:28:53 PM) her: yes
(8:29:09 PM) me: sweet!
Mar 24 2010 10:30PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
gold
Mar 24 2010 10:33PM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503

 me when you gonna let me tap dat?

7:41pm

 her shut up baby

7:41pm

 me whens that

7:41pm

  her Really?? I hope your jk

7:42pm

 me really

 her im being serious i hope you just joking

7:42pm

 me so am i

7:43pm

 her Sorry babe but I am not in the mood really not

7:43pm

 me gee ok

 her Sorry babe ugh just hodari making me mad my sister then my grandpa getting to me again ugh i dont wanna take my anger out on you but damn

7:46pm

  me ok i was jw

7:47pm

 her alright

7:48pm

 her getting off see you 2mrw bye

tomorrow ima ask her again and shes my gf

Mar 24 2010 10:56PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
Ben

can i ask you a serious question

22:52Clare

umm yes

haha im kinda nvervous

whats up?

22:53Ben

can I tap dat

22:53Clare

your soo gay

hahahaaa

i was so ready for a legit weird question

22:54Ben

haha nope

just a legit question

22:58Ben

?

22:59Clare

ben are you serious?

23:01Ben

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-guy-who-would-try-to-buy-a-5-year-old-online/#comments

as serous as that man

23:04Ben

jk. i'm going to bed. pt tomorrow

ttyl

Mar 24 2010 11:07PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
i would lol if someone did this to me
Mar 24 2010 11:09PM
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ike.
Posts: 2292 - Karma: 93
so how long till i can tap dat???
Mar 25 2010 12:49AM
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chames
Posts: 2331 - Karma: -33

Me: Yo kayla, you still awake?

Her: Ya hey hey what's up

Me: Chillin, i need to ask you a serious question. You listening?

Her: Haha yes

Me: Can i tap dat?

Her: Hahahaha

Her: Seriously

Me: I need an answer pretty soon if your gonna let me tap dat, i've got quite a few offers on my hands.

Her: I'm not that easy geesh! But i'm in fairbanks tommorow!!!

Me: Your place or mine?

Her: Anytime.

Her: Because you always have your hand with u

Me: Look, i know you have a ginger fetish so im only gonna ask you one more time...can i tap dat?

Her: No lol

Me: You know i'm just fucking with you..

Her: Really? Because i would so bone you

Me: Word, seeya tommorow baby

Her: O yeah hot fire

Success? Doubtful.

Mar 25 2010 3:13AM
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WaterBottle
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 4
has any one asked lady saga yet?
Mar 25 2010 6:42AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622

20091015-40-year-old-virgin.jpg

Mar 25 2010 11:07AM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 358
Hahah ;)
Mar 25 2010 12:12PM
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ike.
Posts: 2292 - Karma: 93
you've read the thread, that's not an answer.
Mar 25 2010 12:53PM
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Pinguu
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 49
I think this thread has been the answer to finding the easiest way to get with girls. Simply move your thumbs and it seems like about a third of the people get laid.
Mar 25 2010 1:01PM
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u_no_ssip_i
Posts: 118 - Karma: 23
Me: Yo
Her: Yo? Lol hi?
Me: I have a serious question.
Her: Yeah whats up
Me: Can I tap dat?
Her: -_- I suppose
Me: -_-


Overall a success in my eyes
Mar 25 2010 1:46PM
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walker.
Posts: 152 - Karma: 30

me: what it do baby boo?

her: hey hot stuff

me: can i tap dat azz lata?

her: haha fer sure :)

love my friends

Mar 25 2010 4:05PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91

you're a girl though...

anyways, when can i tap dat?

Mar 25 2010 5:12PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
Bump for funniest shit ever
Mar 25 2010 5:30PM
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kalum.ko
Posts: 585 - Karma: 1,672
Me: Hey Ali, I got a question...

New Chick: What is it?

Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?

New Chick: What?

Me: When you gonna let me tap dat?

New Chick: Uhh.. never.

FAIL hahaha

Number 2

Me: Marley I have a serious question, that I need you to answer truthfully.

Her: Yeah sure what is it?

Me: Kay when you gonna let me tap dat?

Her:Anytime you want babe... Hahaha joking. So much for a SERIOUS question.

Me: Its so serious, I'm going to Whitefish just for you and your not even going to be there.

Her: Haha so I owe you something then.. How about this summer I'll drive to Fernie around July.

Me: Or Kimberley around July

Her: Hah sounds good. So wait how long you staying at wfish

Me:I dunno probs a night or something. So your saying when you come to Kimbo I can tap dat?

Her:Haha Im saying that when I come to kimbo we'll have some fun :]


Then a bunch of random talk bout shit..
Then

Her:Oh by the way Kalum I actually have a question for you. Like an actual one..

Me:What it be?

When u gunna let me tap datttt? Cuz I like to party and bullshit 24/7

Me: U naked yet?

Her: Lol


Mar 25 2010 6:10PM
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AustinR_25
Posts: 119 - Karma: 3
lear Chat History
7:23pmAustin

hey

7:27pmEmma

hellooo

7:29pmEmma

What have you been up toooo?????/

7:31pmAustin

not to much

can i ask you a serious question?

7:31pmEmma

suree always can!

7:32pmAustin

can i tap dat?

7:33pmEmma

tap what?!?! is this a JOKEEEEE hahah

7:33pmAustin

no, can i tap dat

7:33pmEmma

sure you tap what ever you want....

7:33pmAustin

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Mar 25 2010 7:34PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
Fail. I clicked her name and she looks to be fat.
Mar 25 2010 7:55PM
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
Why ask?
Mar 25 2010 7:59PM
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AustinR_25
Posts: 119 - Karma: 3
hahahahahaha, yup. she's tight as hell but already have a gf. just knew she would respond something strange. ha
Mar 25 2010 8:35PM
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wisconsinsteeze
Posts: 1170 - Karma: 749
alright so i figured it would be a wise choice to add to this thread so...

Me: Hey... i have a serious question...

Her: Go for it.

Me: Can I tap dat?

her: Haha for sure ;)

me: when?

Her: Whenever you want and i'm in town.

Me: sounds good to me!

her: Good :)
Mar 28 2010 9:53PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
Nate: Can I ask you something very important?
Jenna: Go forr it .
Nate:I need you to answer totally honest.
Jenna: I will !
Nate: When are you gonna let me tap dat?
Jenna: Now .
Nate: Kay be there in a sec.
Jenna: Waaaiting .



A week later


Nate: I need to ask you a super serious question, and I expect a very serious and mature answer.
Jenna: Ask ask ask ! ... ill be mature.
Nate: Very really super seriously serious.
Jenna: Okay ! so ask !
Nate: Srsly
Jenna: Serious !
Nate: When are you gonna let me tap dat?
Jenna: Hahahahahah seriously.
Nate: Srsly
Jenna: I thought it was gonna be serious like superly serious. Haha
Nate: I am very serious.
Jenna: Ummmm ? Lol
Nate: I am so serious right now you wouldn't even believe it.
Jenna: Oh..... hmm
Nate: Hmm what?
Jenna: Idk ! Lol
Nate: I NEED AN ANSWER NOW! SRSLY!
Jenna: With that attitude ... never !
Nate: Sweetie pie, when would you feel comfortable making sweet love?
Jenna: Neeevvveeerrrrr :D
Nate: Well sugar plum, I highly respect that.
Jenna: Thanks looove !
Nate: No problem cookie bear!
Jenna: Yay (:
Nate: But for real.
Jenna: Fuck you ! ;)
Nate: But you said never?
Jenna: Oh yeah...
Jun 23 2010 7:37PM
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i.ski.troll.
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 247
god dammit kendelle! im assuming were thinking of the same kendelle.
Jul 10 2010 2:33AM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
fuck i cant hit the return button cuz im on ins but here goes...me: hey whats up? ....... her:nothing much chillin, you? ........ me: same, can i ask you a serious question?....her: ya go for it....me: when are you gonna let me tap dap?!?...her: right now!!!....her: NOT ....me : bye
Jul 10 2010 3:02AM
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
this thread is so good!
Jul 10 2010 4:35AM
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jahheathraw
Posts: 177 - Karma: 50
me: hey cutie
her: heyy
me: i gotta serious question
her: go ahead and ask
me: when you gonna let me tap dat?
her: hahahahhahahaha
me: is that yes or no?
her: i have a boyfriend
me: just cause theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score:)
her: and just because you shoot doesnt mean youll hit the goal
me: you got me there... but really can i tap dat?
her: im not home ill be home in half an hour thoughh
me: so i can tap dat
her: i did say id be home in half an hour:)

FTW
Aug 8 2010 8:04PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
Serious win right there.

I would like to add at the moment but no girls on FB live, and my cellphone is dead.. :(
Aug 8 2010 8:19PM
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J.Quest
Posts: 149 - Karma: 20
haha wish i could add but im curious to see if any action actually wnet down from some of this funny shit
Aug 8 2010 8:53PM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
worthwhile bump, i was thinking about this thread the other day. +k
Aug 8 2010 8:56PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
i think im gonna try this again lol
Aug 8 2010 9:04PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
oooooh the ghood times.....
Aug 8 2010 9:09PM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
I'd say it went pretty well, on the whole.

Me: hey

Her: hii
i was actually about to get in the shower
brbzerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ill be back in 20

Me: okok
but when you get back
i have a serious question
so be ready for a serious answer

Her: ugh okay ask me now

Me: no its fine

Her: no i need u to ask me now
haha
i cant go on
honestly

Me: okay.  so remember you have to be serious

Her: oaky

Me: can i tap dat?

Her: LOL

Me: time is of the essence

Her: you didnt say that very seriously
hahaha

Me: i need you to answer me

Her: haha i dunno i never see u

Me: ugh w/e
take yo shower

Her: hahha
wait youve had sex right?

Me: why is that important?
Aug 8 2010 9:11PM
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
hahaha heres another one i just did me: hey her: hiii me: whats up? her:nothin much! you? me: watchinf tv, can i ask you a serious question? her: sure thing me: when you gonna let me tap dat? her: what? lol me: this is serious, when are you gonna let me tap dat her: what do you mean? me: i mean...tap dat! her: i have no idea what your talking about. me: bye. shes from alabama..dumb inbreed.
Aug 8 2010 9:32PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
me: I have a very serious question
her: what is it
me: When can I tap dat?
her: ahahahhahhahah.
soon.
Me: Sounds good. I'll let you know when I'm free.
Her: ahahahah:) ursocute.


Succsess thank you NS!!!
Aug 8 2010 11:04PM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
I won twice!

[8/8/10 9:01:39 PM] k-rob: haha thanks, so how many cookies did you make?
[8/8/10 9:03:30 PM] Abbie Luman: like MILLIONS
[8/8/10 9:03:39 PM] Abbie Luman: hey i have a really serious question for you
[8/8/10 9:03:43 PM] Abbie Luman: like really serious
[8/8/10 9:04:17 PM] k-rob: okay
[8/8/10 9:04:56 PM] Abbie Luman: when you gonna let me TAP DAT AZZZZ?!
[8/8/10 9:05:18 PM] k-rob: hahaha anytime you want haha

[8/8/10 9:04:04 PM] Abbie Luman: hey
[8/8/10 9:04:15 PM] Abbie Luman: i have a really serious question for you
[8/8/10 9:04:16 PM] Abbie Luman: like really
[8/8/10 9:04:17 PM] Michael "Hansel" Langen: hi
[8/8/10 9:04:17 PM] Michael "Hansel" Langen: ok
[8/8/10 9:04:28 PM] Abbie Luman: when you gonna let me TAP DAT AZZZZZZZZZZ
[8/8/10 9:04:29 PM] Abbie Luman: ?!?!?!
[8/8/10 9:04:50 PM] Michael "Hansel" Langen: when ever you want
[8/8/10 9:05:07 PM] Abbie Luman: oooooo golly!
Aug 8 2010 11:06PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
Ok so I met these girls from out of town in Mcdonalds one night after a beach party, grabbin some midnight munchies.
I start talking to them and grab one of their numbers.
Text conversation-
Me: wanna meet up and hook up tonight?
Her: Yea be at my hotel at 9
Me: k
Aug 8 2010 11:13PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
Me

hay

11:12pmKearstan

ayyye

11:12pmMe

i have a rather serious question for you

11:12pmKearstan

shooot

11:12pmMe

when you gonna let me tap dat?

11:12pmKearstan

lmao, right now

11:12pmMe

oooooooooshhheeeeeeeeit

Aug 8 2010 11:14PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
sarcasm is worse than just no.
Aug 8 2010 11:16PM
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