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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
Aug 6 2009 11:16PM
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rYb
Posts: 944 - Karma: -12

Thanks ns, you got me some pussy!

This idea is flawless, you can get lulz AND pussy sometimes.

Dec 16 2009 2:50PM
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Elusive..Tigers
Posts: 172 - Karma: 11
Me: Heyyyyy
Her:Hiiii there whats up
Me: Nothing i just got new boots.
Her:Nicee
Me Ummm I have a serious question for you
Her: go for it
Me: Can i tap dat??
Her:Lmao Sure
Me:Yesss.
Her:This weekend
Me:Yeahh
Dec 16 2009 7:56PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7714 - Karma: 526
i lul'd real hard
Dec 16 2009 8:04PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
how romantic
Dec 16 2009 8:05PM
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Woodsy15
Posts: 239 - Karma: 383
me: hey
Her: hey.
me: whats up
her: nothing really you
me: not much. just got bakc form skiing
her: how was that
her: pretty good, pretty good
me: alright i got a question for yea
her: k wat
me: if godzilla and the hulk went 1-1 in the octagon, who would win?
her: ..
 im not answering stupid questions.
 im getting off the computer lmao bye.
me: wait
 why not?
her: because its annoying and stupid.
me: k hwat about a serious question?
her: k what
me: when you gonna let me tap dat?
her: bye kevin
me: :(
her: went offline

fail.
Dec 16 2009 8:33PM
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First.Aid
Posts: 556 - Karma: 10

Me: got a question

Her: mmmkay

Me: When you gonna let me tap that?

Her: Hahaha

Her: Oh you know, whenever floats your boat

Me: $$$$ ill rock you like the pyramids

Dec 16 2009 9:27PM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
gah amazing thread, but def an EpicFail(tm) for me...

Me: hey

Her: heeey

Her: dude i'm so pissed off i completely messed up the time of your party

Me: ?

Her: i thought it was sometime this week or something

Me: whatever, ill try not to take it personally

Her:how was it?

Me: um it was amazing, look at the pictures

Her: haha jealousyy

Me: you should be

Her: way to make me feel better

Me: my pleasure. can i ask you a serious question?

Her: mhhm

Me: Can i tap dat?

Me: Can i tap dat?

Me: Can i tap dat?

(my phone texted it three times...fml)

Her: dude you're only done with freshman fall you can't sketch yet
Dec 16 2009 9:42PM
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ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
Me: Hey Beezy. I got a really important question to ask...
Her: no reply
^happened many times

Me: Can I tap dat?
Matt Naples: lol
Matt Naples: Yeah, anytime

Me: Hey I have a serious question to ask you
Her: Who might this be?
Me: A secret lover. Can I tap dat?
Her: no reply

Me: Hey you, whats going on?
Her: Hah not much. Who may this be?
Me: Its Chris (Not actually Chris).
Her: Chris who? I know many with such a name
Me: Chris Pags. I have a serious question for you...
Her: Okay, Shoot
Me: So, I was wondering.... Can I tap dat?
Her: Excuse me, Do you have the right number?
Me: Haha, I know i got the right number. Damn hoe, I need less questions and more answers! I need to get my nut off.
Her: no reply
Dec 16 2009 10:42PM
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Ryan.
Posts: 103 - Karma: 10
my threads
Dec 19 2009 5:21PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: izz u A Ch1ck?
Stranger: lol...well i sure as hell don't have a dick
You: C0ol
You: cN i asK u srs kweschun
You: ?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: can you what?
You: ask u serus kweschun
You: ?
Stranger: sure
You: when u gona lemme tap dat?
You: i gotz muh wizard robe and errthang
Stranger: lol, right now
You: aight $
Dec 19 2009 8:11PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
i lol'd plus liking the icon, good album.

Dec 19 2009 8:14PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
Me: Hey

Her: Heyy

Me: so how are you

Her: ok, studying for finals

Me: nice, i have a question

Her: yeah?

Me: can i tap that?

Her: thought you'd never ask.

Me: when is good for you?

Her: Saturday 2-ish

Me: sweet youll have a nice time

Her: can't wait baby


EPIC WIN
Dec 19 2009 8:20PM
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oreopancake.
Posts: 2596 - Karma: 21
Me: Hey gurl, i have a serious question to ask you.
Girl: Okay.
Me: when can i tap dat?
Girl: ummmmm hahahaha
Me: that doesn't answer my question:
Me: i'm a busy man..
Girl: well, how about we see how it goes tomorrow night? you're going up the mountainnn right?
Me: yup.
Me: score.
Dec 19 2009 10:08PM
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860media*
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 10,519
Me: Hey can i ask you a serious question? Her: yeahh Me : When you gonna let me tap dat? Her: Your Def Dunk
Dec 20 2009 1:13AM
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pounds.
Posts: 837 - Karma: 55

Me: So ******, when are you gonna lemme tap dat?

Her: Whenever you want... duh.

Me: Whens the best time for you?

Her: now...

Me: Lemme drive over.

But we already had a pre- situation going on...

Dec 20 2009 1:27AM
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Reed.S
Posts: 1126 - Karma: 10
Well don't do it when they got a boyfriend hahaha just figured that one out
Dec 22 2009 8:12PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
i did it with a different method:

me: can i fuck you?
her: if you don't phrase in that way
me: would you like to engage in sexual intercourse at an upcoming point in time?
her: yes
me: hyphy!
Dec 22 2009 8:15PM
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Nathn
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 63
Josh

Abbey Prince asked for my number today in spanish

:0

6:14pmNate

ooooOOOOooooo

ya gon ha sum secks?

6:15pmJosh

BUTTSECKS

6:15pmNate

lawl

any urination?

6:15pmJosh

IN THE ANUS

6:15pmNate

high five!

6:15pmJosh

UP TOP

6:16pmNate

but can i ask you a serious question?

6:16pmJosh

go for it

6:16pmNate

when you gonna lemme tap dat?

6:16pmJosh

lmao

Dec 22 2009 9:18PM
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rossiskier93
Posts: 781 - Karma: 103
this is me fucking with my friend. he was very confused as you can see:

me: can i tap dat

him: what

me: can i tap dat

him: me?

me: time is of the essence
can i tap dat

him: i dont get it

me: ho tell me already
yes or no

him:no

me: damn
what if i bring my robe and wizard hat?

him: what the fuck

me: can i tap dat if i bring my robe and wizard hat or not?

him: no

me: fuck you why not
(no reply)
me again: fine no robe, just the hat
(no reply)
me again: come on i need an answer

him: fuck you

me: so i can tap dat?

Dec 22 2009 11:47PM
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PurpleDino
Posts: 1513 - Karma: 483
You: sooo....
Stranger: sooo....
You: when ya gonna let me tap dat?
Stranger: never
Stranger: :)
You: thats harsh you knoww
Stranger: i know
Stranger: :]
Dec 23 2009 7:06PM
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Whifazoo
Posts: 737 - Karma: 132

me : hey can i ask u a serious question?

Her : yea waht?

Me: when are you going to let me tap dat?

Her: When you shave your chest

LOL

Dec 24 2009 2:58AM
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chad.
Posts: 728 - Karma: 27
bumpity
Jan 3 2010 5:27PM
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DoublyDeeze
Posts: 625 - Karma: 3,863
Goddamn it this thread still lingers around nsb
Jan 3 2010 5:34PM
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Leveroni
Posts: 367 - Karma: 11
I lol'ed for 5 minutes
Jan 3 2010 6:00PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
Phil

hey

5:25pmMargie

heyy

5:26pmPhil

i have a legit question, can i ask it?

??

5:26pmMargie

yes you may

5:26pmPhil

when can i tap that?

dat*

5:26pmMargie

haha pardon?

5:27pmPhil

what? who said that?

Jan 3 2010 6:30PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
oops. i guess that linked her name. my b, mod fix that?
Jan 3 2010 6:46PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
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Margie Walsh Prospect High School '12


Jan 3 2010 7:12PM
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blavallee4
Posts: 360 - Karma: 93
my threadss
Jan 3 2010 7:27PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,321
hahah
Jan 3 2010 7:30PM
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Pmoore
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 1,246
This is actually the best.
Jan 3 2010 7:33PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
braces. ouch
Jan 3 2010 8:03PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91

me: hey gurl can i ask you a srs question?
her: yeahh
her: what is it???
me: when can i tap dat?
her: where did that come from?
me: right outta my ass

my comp froze. fml

Jan 3 2010 8:13PM
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Pmoore
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 1,246
haha unfortunate timing for your comp to freeze. what happened after?
Jan 3 2010 8:21PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
my comp unfroze and i posted the convo in here. i neer started talking to her again... hmm... ill see what she says tomoro in english aha
Jan 3 2010 9:02PM
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Larz-the-Ninja
Posts: 2976 - Karma: 14
Me: Elena
Her: Lars
Me: I need to ask you a question...
Her: What
Me: When you gonna let me tap dat
Her: Soon. Very soon.


I ant tell if shes being sarcastic.....
Jan 3 2010 9:59PM
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KNUCKifyouBUCK
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 9
me: hey boo
her : why hellllo
me: when you gunna let me tap that
her : tap what
me : that ass
her : neva eva

Jan 3 2010 10:13PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
awesome
Jan 3 2010 10:28PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
only girl online who wouldn't have taken it seriously...
Jan 5 2010 11:31PM
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Drewsef.
Posts: 346 - Karma: 22
Me:Got a serious question?
Girl: Um..... go ahead
Me: Can I tap dat?
Girl: Are you serious?
Me: The REALLIEST!
Girl: Well YEA! soon please its my time in 2 days.
Me: (ambition gone)
Jan 15 2010 10:23PM
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Half-Blood
Posts: 1770 - Karma: 385
Sack up, everyone know chicks are hornier during their period, plus no raincoat required = win!




Stop being a lil bitch, its just a lil blood.
Jan 15 2010 10:40PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
your name makes this better.
Jan 15 2010 11:13PM
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kylebrazil
Posts: 317 - Karma: 14
haha  " wanna fornicate!!"
Jan 15 2010 11:19PM
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D-Cost
Posts: 54 - Karma: 11
me: when ya gunna let me tap day?
her: ya gotta buy me breakfast firstt.
me: like a fancy dinner or like mac donns?
her: im thinking ruby tuesdays.
me: im down. its snazzy there. it will set the mood and all
her: ha definetlyy.. some ribs and a salad and im all yourss :)
Jan 15 2010 11:29PM
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alpine4life
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
me: Can I tap dat?
girl: well I'm not home right know
me: well when you get back we should hang out so i can tap dat.
girl: ya that sounds like fun ;-) I'll call you when I'm home.

guess it worked.....
Jan 16 2010 2:48AM
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looneygeorge
Posts: 633 - Karma: 14
best answer ever.
Jan 16 2010 6:58AM
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SteazyStoke
Posts: 58 - Karma: 10
Me: Hey
Her: Hello stranger
Me: Can I ask a serious question
Her: ok
Me: Can I tap dat
Her: lmao
Me: time is of the essence
Her: lol :p
Her: How was Oz? You still there?
Me: Have you got a robe and a wizards hat or should I bring my own?
Her: uhm bring your own lol
Me: Fail
Me: yer Oz was good, i'm back home now.

Then it just kind of turned into a normal conversation really, couldn't really be bothered to talk to her after that so I just went offline.....FAIL!!!
Jan 16 2010 10:15AM
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D-Cost
Posts: 54 - Karma: 11
dinner. fail
Jan 16 2010 12:44PM
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wisconsinsteeze
Posts: 1170 - Karma: 749
haha i was gonna raise your karma for this, but its already at 10/10
Jan 24 2010 11:17AM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
Thomas

oh hai

10:58pmAbbie

whats new?

10:58pmThomas

being all tired and such

hbu?

10:59pmAbbie

ah same

i is very sleepy

oh hey i have a very serious questoin to ask you?

11:00pmThomas

i have a very serious answer

11:00pmAbbie

okay

well i was wondering..

whena re you going to let me tap that?

11:01pmThomas

when you decide what position you want it

11:01pmAbbie

doggy

11:01pmThomas

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This is between me and mrstskier

Jan 25 2010 1:06AM
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