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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
Aug 6 2009 11:16PM
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KiDCuDi
Posts: 390 - Karma: 13
you gittin sum pussy d00d.
Oct 4 2009 1:30AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
didnt work so well....
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Oct 4 2009 1:33AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
nevermind....
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Oct 4 2009 1:33AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
if thats what yer into
Oct 4 2009 2:04AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
me:hey can i ask you a question?
her:sure :)
me:when you gonna let me tap that?
her:ummmm
me:women i dont have time for this give me an answer!
her:what exactly do you mean?
me:when you gonna let me hit it like a 747 bitch!
her:how about when you get a car
me:ok can i get that in writing?
her:sure thing
Oct 4 2009 2:17AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37386 - Karma: 120,063
i dont have any friends. my only friend is skiing
Oct 4 2009 3:14AM
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joly.sp
Posts: 2305 - Karma: 585

me -hey

kiara - heyy whats up

me - need to ask you somethin

k - shoot

me - can i tap dat?

k- haha me?

me - yea

k - uhmm haha when?

me - soon

k - maybee

k - yes

score 1

Oct 5 2009 7:53PM
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dodgeridge*rider
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 25
me: so you gonna let me tap dat
her: tap what
me: dat..
her: who daatt ahhaha
me: you are dat
her: ohhh;)    All day Logan
me: ok looking forward to it
her: hahahahhaha;)
Nov 9 2009 9:01PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
the f?
Nov 9 2009 9:05PM
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geezy_steezer
Posts: 70 - Karma: 37
me: hey
kayla: hello there
me: can i ask you a serious question?
kayla: sure what is it?
me: when you gonna let me tap dat?
kayla: come over tomorrow after school
me: nice
me :do you have a wizard hat or should i bring my own?
kayla: huh?
me: nothin
kayla:ha ok ill see you tomorrow then


me: hey babe
mckenna: hey cutie
me: can i ask you a serious question?
mckenna: yep yep
me: when you gonna let me tap dat?
mckenna: hm well what are you doin after school tomorrow? ;)
me: homework for about an hour but then i can come over. do you know a girl named kayla r****?
mckenna: nope i dont think so
me: ok good see you tomorrow

double win
Nov 9 2009 9:35PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
me: hey wats up
her: nm how about u
me: can i ask you a serious question
her: suree
me: can i tap dat
her: sure just call me
Nov 9 2009 10:03PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
me: hey wats up
her: nm how about u
me: can i ask you a serious question
her: suree
me: can i tap dat
her: sure just call me
Nov 9 2009 10:03PM
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*Get_ill*
Posts: 344 - Karma: 6

haha this didnt go over so well

.......

Me:pretty good can i ask you a serious question?

Sarah: yepp

Me: Can i tap dat?

Sarah: hahahahahhahaha ily

Me:that didnt answer my question

Sarah: uhmm yeah it did

Me: So was that a yes?

Sarah:wtf

Me:i need an answer like now

Sarah: why

Me; damnit just answer the question ho im a busy man

sarah: im not a hoe your creepin me out

Me:hoe

no rply since lol

Nov 9 2009 10:53PM
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Pinguu
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 49
I'm posting this for mythreads so i remember to post later
Nov 9 2009 11:47PM
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EvanA02
Posts: 421 - Karma: 47
Me: hey whats up
her: hey :) how are you?
Me: Im good. so can i ask you a question?
her: ask away
Me: so when you going to let me tap dat?
her: Wow that was kinda random and really straight forward and
Me: Soooo? lol
Her: what like a one night stand
Me: um sure lets go with that
her: Im not really sure what to say to that. But ya know im not just a piece of ass
me: oh ok thanks bye
Nov 10 2009 12:45AM
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EvanA02
Posts: 421 - Karma: 47
jk turned from fail, into convo, into score! haha
Nov 10 2009 1:04AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
i gotta find some random chick to do this on later
Nov 10 2009 1:33AM
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SushiMan
Posts: 1269 - Karma: 424
well shit i knew this would not go well

Shiro

yo

11:00pm gianna

sup

11:01pmShiro

can i ask a question

11:02pm gianna

am i going to get mad at your question?

11:03pmShiro

no

11:03pm gianna

alright then what

11:05pmShiro

when am i gonna get to tap that

11:05pm gianna

funny. never. :)Click for larger image

11:07pmShiro

k thanks


Shiro

eyyy hayley

10:58pmHayley

heyy wahts up

10:58pmShiro

nothing really girl just kickin ut

it and procrastinating

can i ask u a question?

11:00pmHayley

hahh way to be

and yeah whats up mr shiro

11:00pmShiro

when am i gonna get to tap dat

11:03pmHayley

never hahahah

11:03pmShiro

fuck

hoe

11:04pmHayley

hahaha

actually that makes me not a ho

11:05pmShiro

hayley why dont u just let me tap dat

11:06pmHayley

hahah cauuse im not a whore!




can i ask u a questions

11:01pmHeather

yeah sure

11:02pmShiro

when the fuck are u gonna let me tap dat heather

11:02pmHeather

tap what?

11:02pmShiro

tap dat

11:05pmHeather

uhmmmmmm

haha

11:06pmShiro

haha what heather?

11:07pmHeather

your so weird

11:07pmShiro

just answer my question i dont got time for this

11:09pmHeather

there was no serious question



Shiro

Emily!!!!!

11:19pmEmily

what up beezy?

11:19pmShiro

nothing!

can i ask u a serious question

11:19pmEmily

yess!

11:21pmShiro

when am i gonna get to tap dat

11:21pmemily

shut the fuck up. hahahahahah

11:21pmShiro

emily

when am i gonna get to tap dat for reallz

11:22pmemily

dude. you're not serious.

11:22pmShiro

yes i am

11:23pmEmily

well considering im kinda dating someone.. not soon.


welll there it is... no luck

Nov 10 2009 2:28AM
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Zeccola
Posts: 161 - Karma: 14
shut down multiple times, haha, I LOLED
Nov 10 2009 8:22AM
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Sewardo
Posts: 1404 - Karma: 29
lmao yesss
Nov 10 2009 8:47AM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
bahahahaha
Nov 13 2009 4:49PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
maybe il do it on fb
Nov 13 2009 5:00PM
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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
BUMPIDY BUMP
Nov 17 2009 10:41PM
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COrider
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 23
Yo dawg i heard your name is Shiro, so is my dogs. fresh bro
Nov 18 2009 12:44AM
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B4NE1
Posts: 876 - Karma: 16
If this is real Im so JEALOUS
Nov 18 2009 1:03AM
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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
oh ya thats def real
Nov 21 2009 8:34PM
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0ptions
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 60
It is 100% real.



...completely and undeniably legitimate.
Nov 21 2009 8:42PM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
hahaha I think aimee has gotten asked to tap dat more than anyone else on the site hahaha

Nov 21 2009 11:34PM
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B4NE1
Posts: 876 - Karma: 16

me: sup

her: NM you?

me: I was just wondering if i could ask you a question?

her: no you can not tap this.

me: OMG! WTF howd you know?

her: I have been asked the same question 2 times today

me: damn =(

her: I'll let you in on a little secret...Anything is possible with a little tequila first ;)

me: I'll remember that haha

Nov 22 2009 2:15AM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
so you asked a guy?
Nov 22 2009 2:26AM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
gota fuckin bump this thread. been too long. i need some good lulz.
Dec 8 2009 10:54PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
Just texted my girlfriend. She'll probably see this thread. Haha that was a much needed break from my paper/studying.

Me: Almost on page four!
Her: Nice!
Me: Yeeeaah
Me: Hey... can I ask you something though?
Her: Yeah sure
Me: It's kind of been bothering me lately..
Her: Did I do something..?
Me: Can I tap that ass?
Her: You are on your own now buddy.
Me: I love you baby :)
Her: Mmmhm.
Dec 8 2009 11:19PM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503

so i just met this girl today

me hey

her hey

me can i ask you a serious question

her ya wat

me when you gonna let me tap dat

her whenever but you have a gf

me ya ik so what

her wow.

and now im going to hang out with her tomarrow

Dec 9 2009 12:21AM
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D-Ross
Posts: 308 - Karma: 16
Did anything become of this!?
Dec 9 2009 12:26AM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
aahhh pbnation, good times
Dec 9 2009 12:31AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
proof. women do not want asians.
Dec 9 2009 12:49AM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
DirtDog

ayooo

12:55amJulie

heyy,

12:55amDirtDog

what's up?

12:55amJulie

nothiing muuuch you?

12:55amDirtDog

im bored as fuhhh

you?

12:56amJulie

meeeeeee too!

12:56amDirtDog

shiiit

can i ax you a serious question?

12:56amJulie

yea sure

12:56amDirtDog

can i tap dat?

12:57amJulie

are you drunk? lol

12:57amDirtDog

hahahaha

good answer

12:58amJulie

ahah what !

12:59amDirtDog

but really...

?

12:59amJulie

really hat? can you tap me?

whta*

what**

1:00amDirtDog

yeah like tap

1:01amJulie

lolol why me?

Dec 9 2009 1:04AM
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zuzanna
Posts: 52 - Karma: 20
ahahahahahahah oh my god this is by far my favourite.
good job on that one
Dec 9 2009 1:38AM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
haha good thread had to try it.

Me: What up?
Her: Not much youuu
Me:Oh not much just chillin
Her:Sweet guess what I'm watching!!
Me:What are you watching?
Her:Transformers two
Me: Right on! By yourself?
Her: lol ya..
Me:Ha werd, so hey can I ask you a question?
Her:Ya go for it
Me: Can I tap dat?
Her: Um. Duhh!
Me: Ha sounds good!
Dec 9 2009 3:24AM
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Ski303
Posts: 468 - Karma: 22

Me: Hey can i tap that?

Miranda: Sure!

Dec 9 2009 2:13PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
I just asked my buddy's sister... this could backfire horribly, stay tuned
Dec 9 2009 5:15PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
Me: hey, can I ask you a serious question?
Her: Yeah, go ahead
Me: can I tap dat?
Her: haha yer an idiot.
Dec 9 2009 5:19PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
fuck yeah
Dec 9 2009 5:20PM
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transcendeavor
Posts: 6 - Karma: 10
2:47 Cody
hey ally

2:47pm Ally
hiii

2:47pm Cody
i gotta question for ya

2:48pm Ally
go aheaaaad

2:49pm Cody
so when you gonna let me tap dat?

2:51pm Ally
RIGHT NOW
LETS GO

2:51pm Cody
sick
Dec 9 2009 5:55PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
apparently, I need to know sluttier women
Dec 9 2009 6:33PM
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transcendeavor
Posts: 6 - Karma: 10
SMS
cody: hey lauren

lauren: Hello, Cody.

cody: I have a serious question

lauren: Okay, hit me?

cody: So when you gonna let me tap dat?

lauren: Tap what?? He

cody: Cmon girl time is of the essence

lauren: Are you drunk??

cody: Nah girl Im studyin
I need an answer, like now
...?

FBOOK
3:08pmLaurenO MY GODYOU ARE STALKING ME!
3:11pmCodyanswer the question!
3:16pmLaurenWHAT QUESTIONIF YOU CAN HIT WHAT?
3:16pmCodyWHEN YOU GONNA LET ME tap dat?3:25pmLaurenanytie you want babay
3:26pmCodyhow bout right now?
3:28pmLauren is offline.
Dec 9 2009 6:35PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
feck all my friends are french. anybody have an accurate translation of ''tap dat'' in french?
Dec 9 2009 6:42PM
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transcendeavor
Posts: 6 - Karma: 10
Chey a4:10pm A
hey c
4:11pm C
hows it hangin
4:11pm Ahotits fucking hot in australia, and i have to go outside now
4:11pm C
right now?i gotta question for ya
4:13pm Ayeah, i'm heading into labwhat is it?
4:16pm Cso when you gonna let me tap dat?
4:17pm Alol whenever you want baby
4:17pm Cniceok go to labi need to study
4:18pm Alol alrightlater xxxxxxxxxx
Dec 9 2009 7:22PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
didnt work out to well but its good cause she lil wierd
James

hey

7:44pmStevie

hi jamie!!

7:44pmJames

whats up

7:45pmStevie

oh not too much, you?

7:45pmJames

nm. soo when you gunna let me tap that

7:47pmStevie is offline.
Dec 9 2009 7:49PM
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cjdubya17
Posts: 126 - Karma: 11
girl named stevie?? there's your problem
Dec 9 2009 7:51PM
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