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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
Aug 6 2009 11:16PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
flawless victory
Aug 25 2009 1:32AM
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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182
me: hey babe i have a serious question for you
her: yes?
me: can i tap dat?
her: huh?
me: that doesnt answer my question
her: can you tap what? me? haha
me: so can i tap dat?
her: when? i wont see you. ever.
me: when im in portland can i tap dat
her: actually no. haha, sorry man, im not having sex till im 18. whoops.
me: when your 18 can i tap dat?
her: haha sure, yeah i mean...not to sound dumb but i want my first time to have some sort of emmotional connection. but if we have that...then most definitely
me: hell ya ill bring my rope and wizard hat
her. haha...excuse me?
Aug 25 2009 1:43AM
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nasSKIIER
Posts: 748 - Karma: 15
you got rejected your first time but made up for it
Aug 25 2009 2:09PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
rope? haha shes proabably creeped
Aug 25 2009 2:24PM
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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182
oh fuck lol i didnt realize i put rope. still awesome though
Aug 25 2009 4:22PM
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70794Willow
Posts: 334 - Karma: 38
even more awesome.
Aug 25 2009 4:36PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
your last comment was well executed
Aug 25 2009 5:22PM
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Ethan.G
Posts: 1166 - Karma: 465
hahaha I agree I laughed so hard
Aug 25 2009 5:45PM
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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182
it seemed like the right thing at the time
Aug 26 2009 12:45AM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
Aubrey

and your a MEXICAN

so you can help her with her spanish

and mack at the same time

5:27amLorenzo

hahaha.. yea....

hey i have a question to ask you

like a legit serious question

5:27amAubrey

ok

go for it

5:28amLorenzo

when are you gona let me tap dat?

5:28amAubrey

tap me?

5:28amLorenzo

chea

5:29amAubrey

um sorry but that ship has sailed

5:29amLorenzo

you sure?

5:29amAubrey

im 100% positive

5:30amLorenzo

alright then thanks

Aug 26 2009 1:27AM
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GreenHorn
Posts: 4896 - Karma: 1,209
i gotta try this
Aug 26 2009 1:28AM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Stuart:yo Mel!
Mel:yo Stuuuu!
Stuart: so Mel, serious question time iight?
Mel:ok..
Stuart:can I tap dat?
Mel:srsly?
Stuart: serious as a heart attack baaby
Mel: Stuart don't fuck with me, I've had a bad night
Stuart: Don't be such a melodramatic ho
Mel: My dad just told me he has cancer
Stuart: Ohhhhhhhh, ok byebye
Sep 3 2009 9:49PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
damn i would've ended the conversation a little better than that
Sep 3 2009 9:54PM
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amo
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Sep 3 2009 10:07PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
one more try
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Sep 3 2009 10:11PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
FUCK
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Sep 3 2009 10:13PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
Evan: hey David: wat do u want lol? Evan: i need to ask you a question... fucker David: lolololololol not with that dirty mouth Evan: when you gonna let meh tap that? you slut David: lolol what do u want? Evan: you idiot

i said WHEN YOU GONNA LET ME TAP THAT SHIT?

David: never Evan: FUCK David: yup sry little guy its not gunna happen because unlike u im fuckn straight Evan:i totally thought you were gay

anyways i hope you don't mind that this conversation is being posted on NS

David: what? Evan: fuck you
Sep 3 2009 10:18PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
What was I supposed to say? Sorry your Dad has cancer and sorry I hit on you and was insensitive?
Sep 4 2009 12:46AM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
i woulda just said sorry or something.. no hate tho
Sep 4 2009 12:21PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427

Me- Can I tap that?

Sarah- yes, please doo!

Me- Score

Sep 4 2009 12:33PM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
Hahaha, these are gold. i gotta try it.
Sep 4 2009 2:35PM
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Sharknuts.
Posts: 339 - Karma: 953
that is some funny shit! props to anyone who trys that! thats solid!
Sep 5 2009 1:21AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209

did you make any friends wearing teh stuff i picked out
dylanmarsland @ 6:11
i pu$$ed out
aimeeeeeee @ 6:12
it was too hawt
6:12


awww
dylanmarsland @ 6:12
shoulda worn it
6:12
i wore my i am a skier shirt
aimeeeeeee @ 6:12
well i guess thats good enough
dylanmarsland @ 6:12

and osme kid like read it out loud as i passed him
aimeeeeeee @ 6:12
idk if he was trying to flirt
6:13
but i was like yeah i am
6:13
and you can read
6:13
people loled
6:13
:-(
dylanmarsland @ 6:14
that was me
6:14
you jerk
aimeeeeeee @ 6:14
nah he was some frat bro
6:14
he had a shirt on that was like RUSH ΤΚΣ
6:15
oh no
dylanmarsland @ 6:15
it really was me
6:15
i am in tke
6:15

HAHAHA
aimeeeeeee @ 6:15
can i tap dat?
6:15

no!
dylanmarsland @ 6:17
cause you didnt wear what i picked out
6:18
Sep 5 2009 6:21PM
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lydiaiskwllol
Posts: 514 - Karma: 11
It wont be true hes a social retard.
Sep 5 2009 6:55PM
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lydiaiskwllol
Posts: 514 - Karma: 11
HAHAHAHA thats so good
Sep 5 2009 6:56PM
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fivefootthree
Posts: 371 - Karma: 31
me: hey girll
her: hey i was in your town today
me: cool, can i ask you a serious question
her: yeah go for itt
me: so when you gunna let me tap dat?
her: im with my boyfriend and he didn't appreciate that
me: well ill bring my robe and wizard hat
her: umm no you wont cuz your not "tapping" anything
me:dam
me: k bye


fail
Sep 5 2009 11:55PM
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Mailbox
Posts: 109 - Karma: 10
hmmm...same person? possibly.
Sep 6 2009 12:09AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
he's my ex.
Sep 6 2009 12:15AM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
me: hey. when you gonna let me tap that?

Her: never.

FAIL
Sep 6 2009 12:22AM
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Austin_Smith
Posts: 218 - Karma: 11
Me: hey
Me: i have a serious question i need to ask you
Her: ya?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: excuse me?
Me: answer the question
Her: um no
Her: who is this
Me: larry dolincoln
Her: i dont know who that is
Me: you should rethink my question
Her: i dont know who u are dude
Me: doesnt matter you should let me tap dat
Her: are you matt's roommate?
Me: quit stalling baby answer the question
Her: i already did
Her: and i aint your baby
Me: ok so your room at 10?
Her: haha um no
Me: ok how about my room?
Her: and that is the most ridiculous made up name
Me: yeah...your right
Me: later
Sep 6 2009 8:03PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14487 - Karma: 10,635
My roommate is currently in the process of doing it whilst I type it out.

Him: Hey
Her: Hey
Him: I gotta ask you something?
Her: Yes?
Him: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: What?
Him: When you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: What do you mean?
Him: You know
Her: Sex? ur at UVM how would that work?
Him: no I just wanna tap dat
Her: Wtf does that mean?
Him: tap dat
Her: Which means?
Him: Tap
Him: Dat
Her: Tap dat = ?
Him: No it doesn't
Her: Tell me what the fuck tap dat means?
Him: Yes or no?
Her: What it is? you know your talking to adriana
Him: yes or no?
Her:  Are you talking about sex?
Him: When are you gonna let me tap dat?
Her: Honestly I don't know what you are talking about
Him: sex?
Her: Okay when?
Him: Now

I talk to this girl in the dorm across from me all the time through the window and I'm gonna do it later when she gets back.  Haha we haven't ever met, just talking from room to room.  She is chill as shit though so it should be funny
Sep 6 2009 8:56PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14487 - Karma: 10,635
Alright there was a break but she just responded.

Her: How? I'm in my dorm.
Him: Anyway you want
Her: You'd have to come to Boston
Him: come or cum?
Her: I'm in Boston in my dorm? You'd have to come here
Him: Come or Cum?
Her: Where are you?

Sep 6 2009 9:12PM
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wolf.
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Me: Hey
HIm: Sup?
Me: Being depressed. Can I ask you a serious question?
Him: Oh me too. And yea go head. Whats up?
Me: um... when you gonna let me tap dat????
HIm: You want to tap me? Lol i though you was gonna ask a serious question
Me: that was serious :)
Him: well i cant just have sex. i have to be in love. i know i'm weird but yea
Me: fine :(
HIm: i'm sorry but it wouldnt be fair to you if i had sex wit you but was in love wit someone else. ya know?
Me: No i dont. i'm sad you broke my heart
Him: How? i didnt think you liked me like that. i mean you call me your twin
Me: ughhhh whatever. i'll just go die in a hole :(
HIm: Dont die!! look i'm sorry i mean i think your a great person i honestly done get where this came from
Him: I did like you alot but you had a boyfriend and called me your brother. i thought you saw me like that you know? but whats wrong what made you ask me that?
Him: dont die!
Him: :( fine
Me: sorry I was eating dinner
Him: its cool i was just worried you talkin all crazy
Me: okay see ya

hahahaha, okay that was between my friend and this guy that used to be obsessed with her, we were surprised with how serious he got. hahahahaa

and:

Hansel

yankee doodle went to town, riding on a pony

stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni

hahahah

7:09pmAbbie

hey i need to ask you a serious question

7:09pmHansel

ok

7:09pmAbbie

um

when you gonna let me tap that?

7:10pmHansel

haha

anytime you want

7:10pmAbbie

hahahaha

7:10pmHansel

did shinya tell you to say that?

7:10pmAbbie

no

NEWSCHOOLERS

7:10pmHansel

oh

well shinya told another friend to ask me that

haha

7:11pmAbbie

hahahahahah

funny stuff

7:12pmHansel

hahahah

i just asked shinya

his response

"fuck you"

ahhahaha

7:50pmAbbie

hahahah!

Sep 6 2009 9:50PM
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shintastic48
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fml:[
Sep 6 2009 9:53PM
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musick13
Posts: 913 - Karma: 44
i just got punched in the nose
Sep 6 2009 10:06PM
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shintastic48
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pics or it didn't happen
Sep 6 2009 10:07PM
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beardstatus
Posts: 800 - Karma: 19
im going to ask this to a strongly religious muslim chick
Sep 6 2009 10:21PM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
lolness
Sep 6 2009 10:33PM
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shintastic48
Posts: 2909 - Karma: 46
Shinya
hey

10:33pmBlu
hey there =]

10:33pmShinya
can I ask you a serious question?

10:33pmBlu
go for it.

10:33pmShinya
when are you gonne lemme tap dat?

10:34pmBlu
charlotte.

10:34pmShinya
o rly

10:34pmBlu
yeahh


I WINNNNN
Sep 6 2009 10:35PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18

me-so when you going to let me tap dat

her-hahahah what??

me-well

she goes offline

loss :(

Sep 9 2009 9:59PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
dammit shibs.
Sep 9 2009 10:01PM
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Moonlight
Posts: 905 - Karma: 18

but then she gets back on

me- i need answers woman

her-ask nicely

me-when can i bang you like a hammer

her-i cant predict the future

me-we'll make it happen soon

her-works for me

sooooo score...

Sep 9 2009 10:13PM
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KennyC
Posts: 1922 - Karma: 46
ooooooooh what now? haha
Sep 9 2009 10:23PM
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Noss.
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 149
LOL, i just tried and i scored for real, haha thanks NS
Sep 10 2009 8:34PM
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tomahawk
Posts: 2006 - Karma: 53
shut down
Oct 3 2009 11:48PM
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frosted_flakes
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 1,256
12:57amDan

yoo waduuppp

12:59amGabby

heyy nmmy

12:59amDan

nm just sittin kinda bored

but i got a serious question

1:00amGabby

yeeah sure

1:02amDan

yeah so tomorrow?

1:02amGabby

sounds good

1:04amDan

aight girl hit me up

1:05amGabby

k

1:07amGabby is offline.
thanks ns idno how this worked
Oct 4 2009 1:13AM
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frosted_flakes
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 1,256

fuck i messed that up

12:58amDan

yoo waduuppp

12:59amGabby

heyy nmmy

12:59amDan

nm just sittin kinda bored

but i got a serious question

1:00amGabby

yeeah sure

1:00amDan

when you gunna let me tap dat?

1:01amGabby

yeeah

1:02amDan

yeah so tomorrow?

1:02amGabby

sounds good

1:04amDan

aight girl hit me up

1:07amGabby is offline.

again thanks ns haha

Oct 4 2009 1:17AM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
you didn't say can i tap dat? what happened?
Oct 4 2009 1:20AM
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frosted_flakes
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i messed up but i reposted as a reply to mine
Oct 4 2009 1:25AM
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