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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
Aug 6 2009 11:16PM
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Mr.Plank
Posts: 535 - Karma: 82
me- Can i ask you a very important question?
her- yeah!
me- If The hulk and godzilla got in an epic cage match with hulk hulgan reffing, who would win?
her- uhm godzilla of course...
me- oh, so when you gona let me tap dat?
her- Bitch i'm in your bedroom already!
(she was at my neighbors house and came up to my house when i wasn't home)
me- i'll be home!
her- i'm leaving in like 10 minutes how are you gona get here that quick.
me- i'll teleport!
her- well you can teleport to my house just as easily as you can teleport here then

thanks ns!
Aug 19 2009 7:41PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46

I heart this thread so here is my contribution...

Me- hey whats up

Her- Hey, not much you!?

Me- not much. when are you gonna let me tap dat

Her- Ha... u should probably stop drinking now

Aug 19 2009 8:15PM
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mait
Posts: 96 - Karma: 10

Me - hey

her - hey

Me- Can I tap dat

Her- a/s/l?

paahhhhhhhhhh, not actually! fuck this game

Aug 19 2009 8:30PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147

when i get a chance ill ask a girl in person

Aug 19 2009 8:57PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70

me-hellooooo

her-hi

me-i have something really important to ask you

her-ok?

me-can i tap dat?

her-as soon as you call me up lol

then there was an awkward pause for like 5 min

then i call her...no answer

she ims me again and says how the fuck did you get my number?

me-i got mad skills

her-ummm i gotta go bye

fail :[

Aug 19 2009 9:11PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
^ does she not realize that you were just texting her? lolz
Aug 19 2009 10:14PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
Me: Hey can I ask you a question?
Her: Absolutly
Me: When can i tap that?
Her: Lol, all you have to do is ask, you know that :)
Me: Time is of the essence baby chop chop
Her: Lol true that.

.. /claim?
Aug 19 2009 10:25PM
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Brian_Peppers
Posts: 534 - Karma: 54
grow some balls.
Aug 19 2009 10:28PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
it was on aim haha
Aug 20 2009 5:23PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
it's ok.. go ahead and CCCCLLLAAAIIIMMM
Aug 20 2009 10:21PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
for you anyway. the answer would be no. every time.
Aug 20 2009 10:26PM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
Date Sent: Aug 20 2009 22:36:33 - (not read)
yeliR --> stillakilla
aight aight gurl i be in that on da hop yo
Date Sent: Aug 20 2009 22:34:01 - (read)
stillakilla --> yeliR
you best be hittin that fsho.
Date Sent: Aug 20 2009 22:30:41 - (read)
yeliR --> stillakilla
yo huwite gurl when yous gonna be lettin me tap dat
Aug 20 2009 10:37PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
predictable.
Aug 20 2009 10:38PM
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C00N3Y
Posts: 563 - Karma: 12
yoooo wuddaaauppp
Aug 20 2009 10:39PM
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S6OYB
Posts: 20 - Karma: 11
i've tapped dat.
Aug 20 2009 10:55PM
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justinTpetricko
Posts: 287 - Karma: 1,043
sucess
Aug 20 2009 11:00PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
alright heres mine


Me: Whats good (name of girl here)

Her: whats up

Me: can i ask you a serious question

Her: why not

Me: When can i tap that

Her: wow

Me: Thats not an answer

Her: I'm married

Me: So

Her: Are you asking me to cheat on my husband

Me: Um, pretty much

Her: Let me ask him

Me: Word



So it was pretty much a fail
Aug 21 2009 3:35AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
hahaha this is funny
Aug 21 2009 3:52AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
true story.
Aug 21 2009 4:49AM
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
Kelsey says (2:09 AM):
 can i tap dat
Bailey; i dont care about my guilty pleasure for you says (2:10 AM):
 call me fuck head i  dont get it
 the fuck?
Kelsey says (2:10 AM):
 just trollin
 HAAHHA
Bailey; i dont care about my guilty pleasure for you says (2:10 AM):
 WHAT
Kelsey says (2:10 AM):
 that was epic.
Bailey; i dont care about my guilty pleasure for you says (2:10 AM):
 YEAH
 NO ACTULLY I DONT GETD IT
Aug 21 2009 5:10AM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
that hurt my head to read haha
Aug 21 2009 10:01PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232
yea not getting it
Aug 21 2009 10:13PM
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
she didnt get it/
she wanted me to call her and explain.
Aug 22 2009 12:08AM
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TTSwitchrider674
Posts: 179 - Karma: 26

me: so can i ask you a serious question?

her: umm yeah

me: wen u gna let me tap dat?

her: lol whatt?

me: wen r u gna let me tp dat fine dink

her: haha umm idkk..

me: o why?

her: like what do you mean..just touch it or...?

me: wen r u gna let me tap dat

her: is this alec?

me: ya

her: ok..i just dont exactlyy understand what your asking

me: ehhh wat do u mean

her: like touch it or soething else?...

me: u no tap dat

her: like sex?

me: tap dat

her: just touch it?

me: nooooo wen r u gna let me tap dat?

her: do u mean hav sex?

me: wen r u gna let me tap dat

her: nooo just tell me what you mean other than saying tap dat

me: when r u gna let me have sex wit you

her: i said thattt lol

me: so wen r u gna let me tap dat

her: haha im not ready for sex

me: ok thanks

.................................................FML......30 min. for that woowwwww thanks

Aug 22 2009 12:08AM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
underage b&.
Aug 22 2009 12:15AM
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TTSwitchrider674
Posts: 179 - Karma: 26
wat do you mean...im 16 so is she
Aug 22 2009 12:16AM
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cpilkington
Posts: 24 - Karma: 19
Me-hey
her- heyyy
me- what have you been up to?
her- nothiinnng really you?
me- same....soooo i was wondering when are you going to let me tap dat?
her- uhhh...i have a boyfriend...
me- just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you cant score
her- hahah trueeee
me- i'll be over in 5?
her- make it 10 i just got out of the shower i have to get changed
me- does it matter? your going to be taking your clothes off anyways
her- good point
me- alright see ya in 5
her okayy :)
Aug 22 2009 12:21AM
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regobounce
Posts: 65 - Karma: 37
Me: hey
her: hey
Me: i gotta ask you a question
her: what is it
me: can i tap dat
her: tap what?
me: nevermind
Aug 22 2009 12:27AM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
11:37pmMe

hey whatsup?

11:38pmHer

nm wazzup with u?

11:38pmMe

just chillin waitin for school..

how was your summer?

11:39pmHer

pretty tame i didnt do anything but work and sleep

11:39pmMe

pretty fun.

i went skiing at hood.. some camping

11:39pmHer

whered ya go camping?

11:39pmMe

emerald mtn... buff pass.. hey i have a legit question to ask you

11:40pmHer

should i be scared?

11:41pmMe

fuck me i forgot.. nvm lol

11:41pmHer

wow thats one legit question lol

ughhh pussy out...

Aug 22 2009 1:44AM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
Shaun

yo!

1:56amJillian

heyy

1:57amShaun

sup witcho badself

1:57amJillian

um nothing

you?

1:57amShaun

solid solid

chillen in my full tilts nbd

1:58amJillian

nice

are you ok?

1:58amShaun

yep lol why

1:59amJillian

becuase we never ta;l

1:59amShaun

oh word welp just super bored cruisin fb

actually i got a pretty serious question fo you

1:59amJillian

haha ok

2:00amShaun

when you gon let me tap dat???

2:00amJillian

hahahhaha

2:00amShaun

soo tom's good for you?

2:00amJillian

what?

2:00amShaun

tomorrow*

2:01amJillian

no

2:01amShaun

thats cool i can do sunday

2:01amJillian

tomorrow is sunday

2:02amShaun

your sharp as a tack

so monday it is? pick you up arounddddd 9

2:02amJillian

i live in New Zealand

2:02amShaun

fail

Aug 22 2009 2:09AM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
lol i forgot she moved to new zealand for mad months...funny non the less tho
Aug 22 2009 2:10AM
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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
10:24pmJared
when r u gonna let me tap dat???

10:27pmHER
haha whenever u wanna ;)

10:30pmJared
k b over in 5

10:32pmHER
hurry up im waiting
Aug 23 2009 12:38AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
Kip

hey

11:55pmEsme

hey.!

11:56pmKip

whats up?

11:56pmEsme

watchig tv. and whining about how i can go to deadmau5 lol..you.?

11:56pmKip

just hangin out and pumped to sleep in tomorrow..........

can i ask u a serious question?

11:58pmEsme

yes

11:58pmKip

when u gonna let me tap that?

11:58pmEsme

conner..

11:58pmKip

its spelled connor

and..........?

11:59pmEsme

oh sorry

are you drunk

or somehting

11:59pmKip

nope :)Click for larger image

11:59pmEsme

why are you asking me this..its not a serious question

lol

11:59pmKip

oh but it is

T'day
12:00amEsme

why so serious. i havent seen you in what...2 years haha

12:00amKip

i know........

its been too long

so.........?

12:01amEsme

i guess



VICTORY!!!!!!

Aug 23 2009 2:06AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
just kidding now shes mad at me...........
Aug 23 2009 2:44AM
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Lanceasaurus
Posts: 925 - Karma: 109
I bet you more than half the time you will get a no from chicks and a hellz ya from a dude.
Aug 23 2009 2:48AM
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nasSKIIER
Posts: 748 - Karma: 15
hahah these are great
Aug 23 2009 3:39AM
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Lanceasaurus
Posts: 925 - Karma: 109
what do you do when she says yes? lol jk
Aug 23 2009 4:25AM
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Balto
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this is with andy ju, NO HOMO


Thomas O'Connell
1:33
yo andy
ju4392andy
1:33
sup

Thomas O'Connell
1:33
can i ask u somethin
ju4392andy
1:33
sure

Thomas O'Connell
1:33
when can i tap dat?
ju4392andy
1:34
hahahahahahahah
right meow

Thomas O'Connell
1:34
deal be there in a few
ju4392andy
1:35
aight hearth back to westwood MA

Thomas O'Connell
1:35
my hearth is set to dal!
ju4392andy
1:35
damnit

Thomas O'Connell
1:36
ill just mount up with my red drake and fly
ju4392andy
1:36
sweet
oh shanp its 4:36 i gotta get to bed
peace dawg
shit its late

Thomas O'Connell
1:36
later
Aug 23 2009 4:38AM
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cpilkington
Posts: 24 - Karma: 19
you tap dat


isnt that the whole point of the game?
Aug 23 2009 11:51PM
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nasSKIIER
Posts: 748 - Karma: 15
how do you tap dat exactly?
Aug 24 2009 11:14PM
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cpilkington
Posts: 24 - Karma: 19
Very simple, First you take your dick and you smack that hoe in da face acouple times. When your nice and hard you rail her in the butt with a pole then throat fuck her for 17.23 seconds exactly. When thats done you insert your dick into her baby maker until she comes and then you proceed to blow a huge load on her face.
Aug 24 2009 11:43PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 147

jfrie830: hello
jfrie830: how is everything
freeskier1292: same stuff
freeskier1292: you
jfrie830: i am excellent   
freeskier1292: i was watching a movie before
freeskier1292: online
freeskier1292: and i was like ten minutes before finishing
freeskier1292: the movie
freeskier1292: and i was really excited
freeskier1292: and then it was like your time on megavideo is up
freeskier1292: so i didn't get to see the ending
freeskier1292: and now I'm waiting like an hour
jfrie830: im sorry to hear that    
freeskier1292: so whats new with you

I just had that conversation.  It was only when she stopped responding and I reread the conversation, that I realized how funny it was.  I needed somewhere to post it.  I was watching a movie called "the wackness" by the way...its not a porno.

Aug 25 2009 12:38AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
it's a good movie. i gave up on megavideo months ago after they started doing that time limit thing.
Aug 25 2009 12:52AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
isn't it the one with josh from drake and josh?
Aug 25 2009 12:55AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
googled "josh from drake and josh" in google images...yes.
Aug 25 2009 12:57AM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12

hopefully msn counts

James says:

when you gonna let me tap dat?

x3 says:

apparently you already did

James says:

oh yeah

so tomorrow night then?

x3 says:

its not a wednesday

we've been ova this

James says:

wednesday then?

x3 says:

aww yeahh

mah place

you can decide if she's serious or not

Aug 25 2009 1:00AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
haha i don't know him as anything else

and that movie looked sweet
Aug 25 2009 1:14AM
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griffin.paisley
Posts: 1520 - Karma: 38
i loled at urs
Aug 25 2009 1:16AM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahah def +k
Aug 25 2009 1:28AM
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Da_Buddha
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me: hey can i ask you a serious question?
her: uhh yeah but can i ask who this is first
me: its kieran and can i tap dat?
her: ohhhh. and uh no sorry ur fat and ugly, and ive seen that website ....good one
me: fuck you cunt bag
Aug 25 2009 1:30AM
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