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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
Aug 6 2009 11:16PM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
This is just a pathetic disguise to seek out the closet whores of your area code.
Aug 8 2009 11:15PM
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gunstalk
Posts: 336 - Karma: 10
new page
Aug 8 2009 11:16PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
yea i just calculated a 6% chance that this will work. it night make the girl laugh a little but i wouldnt use this as my first tactic.
Aug 8 2009 11:25PM
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slickohio
Posts: 550 - Karma: 21
ahhhh gotta love the nation.
Aug 8 2009 11:31PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
me: ayyy guuurll when you let me tap dat
her: hahahaha supp bitty i miss yo fine ass
me: nm babe but i asked a question yo, im a busy man
her: ahahah whenn u in townnn
me: next mondayy aha u
her: juust got homeee. call me wen urr in the citttty
me: will do hun
her: goood babe

thanks ns ahaha
Aug 8 2009 11:35PM
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gunstalk
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shredthe603 (11:57:59 PM): so can i ask u a aerious wuestion
shredthe603 (11:58:05 PM): question
JubxKall (12:00:04 AM): chaaa
shredthe603 (12:00:08 AM): when u gunna let me tap dat
JubxKall (12:00:21 AM): haha nice
fail...
Aug 9 2009 12:02AM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3822 - Karma: 3,445
which whore in our grade was that?
Aug 9 2009 12:54AM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
hahahaha i lol'ed
Aug 9 2009 1:20AM
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/383763534_3adc2465cb.jpg?v=0
Aug 9 2009 1:26AM
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Mooserz
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Aug 9 2009 1:27AM
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Mt_Baker_Man
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 105
do you live in MANtana too?
Aug 9 2009 1:30AM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
Dubsman35 (12:21:52 PM): HEYYYY gurl, wasssssssup?
ohhaimeeeee (12:22:18 PM): ayyy yoooo.
ohhaimeeeee (12:22:22 PM): just bored youuu
Dubsman35 (12:22:57 PM): just chill baby, you know
Dubsman35 (12:23:02 PM): can i ask you a question?
ohhaimeeeee (12:23:21 PM): of coursee
Dubsman35 (12:23:29 PM): When you gonna let me tap that?
ohhaimeeeee (12:23:47 PM): whenever wherever. haha you know that :P
Dubsman35 (12:24:51 PM): what you wearin girl?
ohhaimeeeee (12:25:11 PM): full tilts and nothin else
Dubsman35 (12:26:39 PM): i'll be there in 3 minutes, you can start without me. warm yourself up
ohhaimeeeee (12:26:55 PM): duh babe i already did...GET HERE NOWWWW
ohhaimeeeee (12:30:45 PM): CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TIL YOU'RE HERE! I'm soaked.
Auto-response: Dubsman35 is away (12:30:45 PM)
I'm Not Here....

Aug 9 2009 12:32PM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
lol
Aug 9 2009 1:55PM
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epic_line
Posts: 929 - Karma: 32
This thread is going to be epic
Aug 9 2009 2:27PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
hahaha thats a good one
Aug 9 2009 3:30PM
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YooperSteeze
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 45
YooperSteeze (12:27:23 AM): i have a question for you
FluffyDuck573 (12:27:53 AM): yes?
YooperSteeze (12:28:05 AM): may i tap dat?
FluffyDuck573 (12:28:08 AM): lololol
FluffyDuck573 (12:28:10 AM): no.
FluffyDuck573 (12:28:11 AM): haha
YooperSteeze (12:28:13 AM): damn
YooperSteeze (12:28:15 AM): haha
YooperSteeze (12:28:19 AM): had to ask
YooperSteeze (12:28:21 AM): haha
FluffyDuck573 (12:28:22 AM): xD
FluffyDuck573 (12:28:23 AM): lol
Aug 11 2009 1:04AM
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YooperSteeze
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YooperSteeze (1:12:34 AM): are you sure i cant tap dat?
FluffyDuck573 (1:12:42 AM): yes
YooperSteeze (1:12:49 AM): damn
FluffyDuck573 (1:12:53 AM): bitch please
YooperSteeze (1:12:54 AM): please?
FluffyDuck573 (1:12:56 AM): no
YooperSteeze (1:12:59 AM): damn
YooperSteeze (1:13:01 AM): haha
FluffyDuck573 (1:13:04 AM): lol
YooperSteeze (1:13:05 AM): why not?
FluffyDuck573 (1:13:12 AM): cause I said so
YooperSteeze (1:13:23 AM): why did you say no?
FluffyDuck573 (1:13:33 AM): cause
FluffyDuck573 (1:13:40 AM): I felt like it
YooperSteeze (1:13:45 AM): bitch
YooperSteeze (1:13:55 AM): whyd you feel like it?
FluffyDuck573 (1:14:41 AM): cause I'm awesome
YooperSteeze (1:14:56 AM): why are you awesome?
FluffyDuck573 (1:15:17 AM): Becuase I'm riding The Awesome Possum
YooperSteeze (1:15:27 AM): o rly?
FluffyDuck573 (1:15:46 AM): yarly
YooperSteeze (1:16:20 AM): no rly
FluffyDuck573 (1:16:25 AM): and how would you know
YooperSteeze (1:16:41 AM): you sure i can't not tap dat?
FluffyDuck573 (1:16:49 AM): that's a double negative
FluffyDuck573 (1:16:52 AM): I'm not retarded
FluffyDuck573 (1:17:00 AM): I'm sure you CANNOT take dat
YooperSteeze (1:17:17 AM): haha
FluffyDuck573 (1:17:29 AM): er
FluffyDuck573 (1:17:30 AM): tap*
FluffyDuck573 (1:17:31 AM): my bad
FluffyDuck573 (1:17:31 AM): haha
FluffyDuck573 (1:17:33 AM): typos are lol
YooperSteeze (1:17:35 AM): AND FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FluffyDuck573 (1:17:40 AM): lol
Aug 11 2009 1:19AM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
My girlfriend of 11 months just broke up with me, i guess it "sent her over the edge"

Thanks ns, im finally free.
Aug 11 2009 1:23AM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
BAHAHAHAHAHAH unless you're being sarcastic about being free, in which case, I'm sorry
Aug 11 2009 1:26AM
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madtownfreestyle
Posts: 841 - Karma: 53
me: can i ask you a question?
her: sure
me: can i tap dat?
her: r u drunk?
me: no this is a serious question...
her: you are in cali.
me: thats not what i asked


she hasn't responded in like 10 mins...fuck it
Aug 11 2009 1:34AM
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anTii_SteeZe
Posts: 610 - Karma: 53
1:33amLuke so when can i tap dat shiii 1:33amNatalie

whenever you call :)

1:34amLuke haha.tomorrow?blackoak? 1:35amNatalie i have cheer til 2.after that :P 1:36amLuke

aighttttt :)

Aug 11 2009 1:40AM
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madtownfreestyle
Posts: 841 - Karma: 53
me: can i ask you a question?
her: who is this?




i hate this game..........
Aug 11 2009 2:00AM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
I hate when that happens
Aug 11 2009 2:02AM
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Jib-Ninja
Posts: 2819 - Karma: 20
LMFAO! Greatest post so far in this thread...major backfire.
Aug 11 2009 2:16AM
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stokedelic
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 3,989

dayumm son you live in my area? (exeter,brentwood,kingston area)

Aug 11 2009 2:26AM
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stokedelic
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 3,989

me:can i ask you a serious question?

her:can you tap this? no get off newschoolers

Aug 11 2009 2:33AM
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gunstalk
Posts: 336 - Karma: 10
i live in gilford its by laconia and tilton
Aug 11 2009 4:37AM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
some of these are pretty funny buy I love how the unviersal response for most girls is "are you drunk".
Aug 11 2009 9:16AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
better wrap up your tool nigga.
Aug 11 2009 9:21AM
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saucey
Posts: 949 - Karma: 15
so it started with me talking to her on facebook, and then that got fucked so i went to AIM and it got confusing sao this is the starting point


OuttaTheBlue115 (9:42:59 AM): Pick a vehicle to talk to me in. FB or AIM.
OuttaTheBlue115 (9:43:13 AM): AIM it is
aftabang (9:43:18 AM): cool
aftabang (9:43:27 AM): so can i tap dat?
OuttaTheBlue115 (9:43:40 AM): Nope
aftabang (9:43:50 AM): ok sounds good
OuttaTheBlue115 (9:44:20 AM): If you really need to, fill out an application and get it into matt by the end of the week to be approved
aftabang (9:44:38 AM): oh right you have a boyfriend
OuttaTheBlue115 (9:44:55 AM): and that changes things for you?
aftabang (9:45:17 AM): no
aftabang (9:45:21 AM): should it?
OuttaTheBlue115 (9:45:27 AM): It never did before!
aftabang (9:45:37 AM): why start now?
OuttaTheBlue115 (9:45:42 AM): tru dat!
Aug 11 2009 9:46AM
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A.0.spin
Posts: 472 - Karma: 186

me: hey aileen. wut up

... long pause...

her: hey what up with you im in maui!!

me: dang i wanna be there lol. I was gonna ask u a question earlier

her:...what was the question?? dont leave me hangin!

me: yea so i was wondering when can i tap dat

her: lol when are you gonna come visit and not get hit by cars and shit

me: cool cool. some time this winter ill couch surf my way around boulder. im super strong again. well go nuts

her: super strong huh? ha are you telling me to go nuts? like on a jungle gym?

me: oh yea jungle gym. pool table at round midnight. you name it

her: i actually meant that YOU could be the jungle gym but i guess that works...

me: sure cool its on! enjoy your vacation. bring me a souvenir


first one i tried. i love this game

Aug 11 2009 6:20PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
me: kateee you're home!! i need to see you.
kate: i know, i missed you. but i don't wanna be home yet :(
me: yeahhh bummer forsure but gahh school starts soon
me: totally not stoked for that but only a bus ride away ha
kate: hahaha sketchy PAT bus ride with all them damn homeless people.
kate: so what night are you free this week?
me: any night is finee i just need to get out the fuckin house ya diggg
kate: i know right. the madre is driving me insane!!!!!!
kate: but i gotta go run an eat. i'll call you tomorrow...
me: soundsss gooood :)
me: hey kate, question for youuu!
kate: yeeessss?
me: when you gonna let me tap dat bitch!?
kate: AGAIN? get the fuck over here :)
kate:
Aug 11 2009 6:28PM
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conman2800
Posts: 609 - Karma: -2
weeew
Aug 11 2009 6:36PM
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lukasdudd
Posts: 194 - Karma: 13
HAHAHAHA...Love it :)
Aug 12 2009 12:22PM
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anTii_SteeZe
Posts: 610 - Karma: 53
Luke

slut

so wen u gonna let me hit dat'

5:04pmErika

hmm tonight ?

Aug 12 2009 5:07PM
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spudz
Posts: 2564 - Karma: 5
hahaha my friend did it to me.


newschoolers is soooo gay
Aug 12 2009 5:44PM
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lloyd_christmas
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 16
i like this. 
Aug 12 2009 5:59PM
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299
MT this hilarious.
Aug 12 2009 7:47PM
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_MNice_
Posts: 558 - Karma: 52

This is with my x-girlfriend

Me: Hey Carly, whats goin on?

Her: Nothin to much, just with my family, what about you?

Me: Just chillin on my boat with tom and jessi

Her: Ah cool cool!

Me: So can i ask you a question, its kinda important

Her: Sure go for it.

Me: Can I tap that?

Her: Maybe :)

Me: Oh yeah?

Her: NO!

Me: Ah fuck, but seriously can I?

Her: Why?

Me: Cuz i want to.

Her: So you want to seriously what i have to say? :)

Me: Yeah, I want to know :)

Her: Well fuck no!

Me: Why not?

Her: Cuz i am not like that.

And that was with my x

Aug 12 2009 8:27PM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
nice now we all can see her facebook
Aug 12 2009 8:38PM
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C00N3Y
Posts: 563 - Karma: 12
me: yoooo
her: hiiii
me: whats up
her: downloading music you
me: chillin can i ask you a question
her: why not
me: if king kong and the hulk faced off in a cage match judged by michael cera who would win
her: for sure king kong cause when hes mad he goes buck
me: kan i ask you another question
her: keep them comin
me: when you gunna let me tap dat
her: once you got game
me: ight ight
Aug 12 2009 8:53PM
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popNfresh44
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.

Aug 12 2009 9:03PM
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epic_line
Posts: 929 - Karma: 32
haha
Aug 12 2009 9:09PM
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C00N3Y
Posts: 563 - Karma: 12
.
Aug 13 2009 2:01PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
damn someone has it good.
Aug 13 2009 2:21PM
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299
This is my girlfriend who is skier


Me: Wahoo!  How has your day been?!
Her: It's been pretty good so far! Your morrning has been good I'm sure!  You got a computer!
Me: Yea! I'm stoked! Can I ask you a question?
Her: Yes
Me: Can I tap that?
Her: Yes....;)
Me: Oh damn girl......when can i hit that fine ass?
Her: Whenever you'd like...
Me: Can you wear Full Tilts? Please?
Her: Whatever you want ill do
Me: Win. Haha
Her: Hahaha well crazy things can be fun and if it turns you on like crazy then I'm not gonna complain
Aug 13 2009 3:30PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
Me and my Ex


me- You going out tonight?

her- Idk yet. Laura has to work a bit then she wants to do something after so probs. You?

me- im tryin to ya.

her- Who you going with?

me- idk yet.

her- we should booze before?

me- where at

her- idk yet im washing my car ill text you later.

me- can i ask you a serious question?

her- yeah

me- can i tap that

her- what?

me- can i tap that?

her-tap what?

me- you

her- why is everything you say a joke

me- who said anything about a joke.

her- ill ttyl.


well that went over well lmao
Aug 13 2009 4:06PM
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BobBarker
Posts: 48 - Karma: 11
Me-Hey
Her-What up
Me- Fuck I forgot what to say
Aug 13 2009 8:43PM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
well thanks to this thread im fucking tonight! AYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
Aug 13 2009 8:44PM
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TheTristanator
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Tyler

hey

9:13pmAlexa

hi wats goin in

9:14pmAlexa

i mean wats goin on lol

9:15pmTyler

nothin much

can i ask you a serious question?

9:16pmAlexa

yeah i guess?

9:16pmTyler

Can i tap dat?

9:17pmAlexa

uuuuuuuuhh wat

9:18pmTyler

you didnt answer my question, im a busy man

9:18pmAlexa

then why don't you ask one of your other ladis. . .are you still a virgin

9:19pmTyler

can you answer my question?

9:20pmAlexa

answer mine first

9:20pmTyler

I asked you first

9:21pmAlexa

i don't care i need to kno your answer so i can give you mine

9:21pmTyler

yes i am

9:22pmAlexa

o then no lol besides we don't like eachother like that

9:23pmTyler

so i cant tap dat?

9:24pmAlexa

why do you want to

9:24pmTyler

i miss dat fine ass

9:25pmAlexa

o yeah i'm so sure

9:26pmTyler

so i cant tap dat ^.^

9:28pmTyler

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Aug 14 2009 12:33AM
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