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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap dat"

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Line101
Posts: 213 - Karma: 15
It's the new robe and wizard hat except easier. Just text every girl (or guy, for added hilarity) in your address book.

Example!

Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence.
Her: your dating my friend no
Me: so?
Her: NO.

For your amusement, the original thread of hilarity:
[url]http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636[/url]

GO GO GADGET NEWSCHOOLERS.
Aug 6 2009 11:16PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
she told me shees down for sex last night on the phone
Aug 8 2010 11:18PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
23:17] nubb1337: Can I tap dat
[23:17] wolf: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
[23:17] nubb1337: LOL
[23:17] nubb1337: That doesn't asnwer my question
[23:17] nubb1337: hahahah
Aug 8 2010 11:19PM
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wolf.
Posts: 958 - Karma: 115
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.... AGAIN
Aug 8 2010 11:21PM
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introvert
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 1,482
No you didn't...
Aug 8 2010 11:24PM
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -11
LOL this thread is gold. but it does require pics so we can declare if there is a solid.
Aug 8 2010 11:24PM
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jahheathraw
Posts: 177 - Karma: 50
this was a few weeks ago but i just havent been on the comp since
and yesss it happened alll right
Aug 8 2010 11:59PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
Me tooooo... now it's NS
Aug 9 2010 12:50AM
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Frazelli
Posts: 623 - Karma: 339
i just read all 10 pages of conversations so great!
Aug 9 2010 12:54AM
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
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Aug 9 2010 1:04AM
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MAJESTY
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
Me

hey

2:00amFrancesca

HEYYY

2:00amMe

sup

2:01amFrancesca

OH

MYY

GOD

(think of usher sayuing it)

nm nm

how bout chu?

2:01amMe

nm, can i ask you a serious question?

2:01amFrancesca

yes!

please go right ahead

2:01amMe

when you gonna let me tap dat?

2:01amFrancesca

i love you

you had me all worried and shit

2:02amMe

... you didn't answer my question

2:02amFrancesca

oh right

.

2:02amMe

when you gonna let me tap dat bitch

2:02amFrancesca

wheneva chu want babi

2:02amMe

u stupid gina fuck

Aug 9 2010 2:05AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
ahahaha
Aug 9 2010 2:55AM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 512
lost.
Me

hey

3:06amMe

AIMEE

3:07amAimee

hi.

3:07amMe

I have a rather serious question to ask you.

3:07amAimee

whut?

3:07amMe

Can I tap dat?

3:07amAimee

lololololol

3:07amMe

well

3:07amAimee

i see wat you did thar.

3:08amMe

no you didnt

3:08amAimee

yeah i did.

3:08amMe

Well answer my question

3:09amAimee

NO. /thread

3:09amMe

k

Aug 9 2010 3:09AM
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applejuice.
Posts: 5506 - Karma: 1,512
Me

ELGATO!

3:08amGus

Meow.

3:09amMe

when you gonna let me tap dat...kitty style?

3:09amGus

Anytime you want. Just bring me some of that nip so I can really get my freak on.

Aug 9 2010 3:10AM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
i must choose a target now
Aug 9 2010 3:21AM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
ok i hope this is who i think it is

Me

hey

12:28amHanisha

heyy

sup?

12:28amMe

sup

ntm u?

12:28amHanisha

same here

12:28amMe

can i ask you something?

12:28amHanisha

yeah go for it

12:29amMe

when you gunna let me tap dat?

12:29amHanisha

ahahahahahahahaha lol ummmmm noooo Click for larger image

12:29amMe

lol

u sure?

12:30amHanisha

yupppp why?

12:30amMe

lololol

just checking

Hanisha

hahahahahahahahahaha

maybee someone else will

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12:32amMe

lol

ima go masturbate now bye

Hanisha

okaii

bye

Aug 9 2010 3:33AM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
how the fuck did you.. fucking internet broken twice tonight
Aug 9 2010 3:34AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
tried to do it today no success but iv done it other days and great success
Aug 9 2010 3:50AM
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
I win

Chey.... says:
ZAchary moxley
zac says:
chey
Chey.... says:
I have a serious question for you
But you have to be serious.
zac says:
ok
shoot/.?
Chey.... says:
Do you eat your vegetable ?
s
zac says:
yes
Chey.... says:
Good boy
zac says:
yesss
now! can i eat your vagtable
Chey.... says:
NO
I don't aprove
zac says:
hahah
ok
chey i have a serious question for you
did you have your milk products and meat products
cause i have both of them ready right now


Aug 9 2010 4:29AM
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Flozz
Posts: 144 - Karma: 13
Got to the last line and lost it. Hilarious. Well done!
Aug 9 2010 6:47AM
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robotunicorn
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10

Her- dude i have such epic stories for you about this weekend. you will either love me or think im a complete skank.

me- thats dope! can i ask you a serious question though?

her- Yeah of course!

me- When you gonna let me tap dat?

her- seriously?

me- absolutely girl, time is of the essence

her- for the sake of our friendship im going to pretend you didn't just objectify me like every other guy I know.

almost had her...

Aug 9 2010 1:19PM
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will-g
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 69
not
Aug 9 2010 1:31PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
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you got shot down. I need to try this. BRB

Aug 9 2010 1:50PM
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Trollolo
Posts: 793 - Karma: 16
I need much sluttier friends apparently............
Aug 9 2010 3:22PM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
hahaha my threads. BRING IT BACK!
Aug 9 2010 3:31PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
The trick is to do it to girls that AREN'T you're best friends cause that will never work
Aug 9 2010 3:33PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
I'll bet any girl in my contacts would let me tap dat. Every straight girl wants gay men in bed. Period.
Aug 9 2010 3:44PM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
Me: heyy
Her: heyy
Me: Whats up
Her: Nothin reallly you
Me: Nothin really either. Can i ask you a question?
Her: yeee
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: haha wat
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Ok
Aug 9 2010 10:46PM
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ST6S
Posts: 889 - Karma: 65
Haha dude this shit is hilarious i would do it if i was old enough all the girls like hells no.
Aug 9 2010 11:11PM
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hawaiianpunch
Posts: 208 - Karma: 10
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Aug 9 2010 11:12PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
well shit, this isn't a game. i do this every time i'm drunk!
Aug 9 2010 11:15PM
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P.opsicle
Posts: 478 - Karma: 29
Ben says:
Yo girl, I gots a legit question
tara says:
K, ask
Ben says:
Yo girl, when yo gonna let me tap dat?
tara says:
 tap wat
B e n says:
 Tap dat ass!
tara says:
 ohh lol , idk
B e n says:
 Damn Gurl, I need a awnswer Time is money.
tara says:
  well I'm too tight forr you


Umm, Sucess?
Aug 9 2010 11:41PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
is tara ur 12yr old sisters friend? if not, then yes SUCCESS!!
Aug 9 2010 11:46PM
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P.opsicle
Posts: 478 - Karma: 29
Nah, Shes 15, 16 in a couple weeks.
Aug 9 2010 11:49PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Me
hey can I ask you a serious question?

10:02pmMichael

no

you cannot tap dat
Aug 10 2010 12:03AM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
Me: fbgm can i ask you a question
Her: yeah
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: get in line
Aug 10 2010 12:07AM
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ngates_EC
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 807
this thread is money. haha
Aug 10 2010 12:11AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
E>
Aug 10 2010 12:25AM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
hey You know adam right?
Aug 10 2010 12:46AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
adam who?
Aug 10 2010 12:50AM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
o mi gosh im gonna try this
Aug 10 2010 1:19AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
When you gonna let me tap dat?
Aug 10 2010 1:22AM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477

right nao?

Kerry says:

good evening sir may i ask tho a real serious question?

friend

sure

Kerry says:

when you gonna let me tap dat?

friend

haha

kinda semi taken at the moment

im sorry kerry

fail.

i make it my goal to cheat little as possible

Aug 10 2010 1:30AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Yup.
Aug 10 2010 1:32AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
oh goodness. do people fall for this?
Aug 10 2010 1:35AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
When you gonna let me tap dat?
Aug 10 2010 1:37AM
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
when you gonna let me tap dat?
Aug 10 2010 1:38AM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Anytime.
Aug 10 2010 1:39AM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
just give me a couple of minutes..
Aug 10 2010 1:43AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Excuse me? I believe she was asking me.

And my answer:

Whenever you want. You know the drill.
Aug 10 2010 1:43AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Let me know when.

Your place or mine?
Aug 10 2010 1:45AM
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