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So, i got to know the dumbest bitch on earth....

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70794Willow
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so... i was an exchange student this year in the U.S. and of course i was writing emails with my friends every once in a while and they told me that there is this new girl in our class back home and she's dumb as fuck. they told me a bunch of good stories but i just wanna share 2 with you guys cuz they're extremely funny even if u dont know the chick!

one day in geography, she busted out one extremely wise comment: "well, it's warm in italy, so it has to be on the southern hemisphere."
^of course everybody just cracked up on that (including teacher) and was giving her a bunch of shit about it, and she felt totally misunderstood and told everybody that her dad is italian so she knows better than everyone and then she was telling how it was much warmer down there than here in germany so it really has to be and blablabla... i mean, your dad is fucking italian and you go there every summer, you better should know that u don't travel every year 6 hours BY CAR into another hemisphere... jesus christ!

then, as i came back 2 weeks ago and i first went to school (yeah, we're still in school and it sucks), my german teacher said we could spend the first half hour talking about my experience and he gave time to my classmates to ask me questions and so on.
and, she obviously used her massive amount of logical thinking and asked me this:
"did u pick up on the Obama Election a little bit?"
^ i mean, are u retarded or do u suffer from a mental illness or sth? How could i have not picked up on it. even if i had wanted to not know about the election, i couldn't have escaped it. it was in the news all over the world (since the US is, i would say, always the biggest player in any global events). How the fuck would i not notice??


anyway...sry for the long post but right now i'm skipping school and am kinda bored so i thought maybe NS would get a good laugh out of it.
Jul 14 2009 8:02AM
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jimmer
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haha yeah pretty dumb.

but i think a girl from my class is dumber. i said something about buddhists and she asked if they were people ¨that lived in buddha, you know, the country by china.¨

she asked me if there was electricity in spain

and when we were talking about the navy seal team that took over that ship that the pirates captured, she was just amazed. and then after a couple seconds of silence she said, ¨wait, so now they can train animals to fight for the army!?¨

face palms all around.

Jul 14 2009 8:21AM
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yelsel
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I'll never forget this...there was a kid in my social studies class back in highschool and he believed that alaska and hawaii were located right next to eachother, like within a couple miles of eachother. Why you ask? Because they're located next to eachother on the map in those little squares. He was that dumb.
Jul 14 2009 9:03AM
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kepler.
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You have great grammar for being German! Kids on this site could learn from you.
Jul 14 2009 10:32AM
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I_Am_Mod
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share moar plz !
Jul 14 2009 10:39AM
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sammiedee
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we always get a good laugh talking to this girl in our class about geography. she thinks Hawaii is a fake place, that India is the capital of China (Beijing is just a town they held the olympics) and the capital of Canada is Fredericton New Brunswick.
Jul 14 2009 10:44AM
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MANDER
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haha thats the funniest/stupidest thing ive ever heard
Jul 14 2009 11:05AM
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benJAHmin
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As for someone i know, there's this girl in my class who i hate and the geography asked her what continent china and india was in and she said europe. She thought the capital of wales was england. When asked to locate russia on a world map she pointed in she didnt have a clue (the map was clearly labelled). But the funniest was in RE when the teacher was telling us something from the bible and it said something like jesus shined a path and the teacher asked the girl what does this mean and why did he do this and she replies, well we need light or we'd bump into things. it just really pisses me off when people have no common sense and whenever i ask her how can you be so stupid she says "well because im not a nerd" and i swear if she was a boy i would punch her, oh and she thinks shes really popular when i everyone hates her, including me.
/rant

Jul 14 2009 11:23AM
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with_stupid
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let me be the first to say, you DID NOT, in fact, meet the dumbest bitch on earth. that second questions was actually pretty legit, because if i went to the usa i wouldnt have read into it any more than i did here in canada, where it was still pretty popular.
Jul 14 2009 11:27AM
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artfullydodged
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" i got a 25 out of 50 on the test, i don't even want to know what % that is!"

"do birds have special chemicals on their wings that allow them to fly?"

- dumbest girl i know
Jul 14 2009 11:44AM
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Get.Kronk
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What day was the halocaust?
Jul 14 2009 11:58AM
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skeedle
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"What? Hitler killed all the Jews? Thats SO Jewish!!!!"
(for some reason the term 'jewish' went around my school as a phase as a bad word for a while when i was in the 10th grade - about 6 years ago)

"I am now  on the kleenex diet"
"really cassie? that doesn't have any nutrition at all and will more than likely kill you"
"no its fine, paris hilton did it!"
Jul 14 2009 12:07PM
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C.Wood
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One girl in my grade when we were in grade nine asked:

"since man walked on the moon doesn that mean he will be able to walk on the sun?"

Jul 14 2009 12:12PM
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Drew.C
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after watching the origional to kill a mockingbird a girl asked if everyone back then saw in black in white haha
Jul 14 2009 12:17PM
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neutralzombie
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Jul 14 2009 12:20PM
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deathcookie
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Ive met two girls who didnt know where the atlantic ocean is (we live in pennsylvania)

The one girl also claims that everyone in europe speaks german, and england is really close to japan.  She also didnt know what we meant by saying the word mainstream.

Jul 14 2009 12:37PM
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Chris.S
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my friend was on a plane going from maine to washington D.C. with someone who he says is the dumbest girl in his school. on the window next to her seat there was a scratch on the window. My friend told her it was the equator and she believed him.
Jul 14 2009 12:39PM
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Big_Spence
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Willow!
We've missed you here. You missed Kirsten's last weekend, it was crazy. :-(
And that's bullshit that you call Seth and talk to him on the phone but not me.
Jul 14 2009 12:40PM
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deleted5
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why was there a girl in school?
Jul 14 2009 12:43PM
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PhilboydStudge
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oh my god.... i can't believe that video
Jul 14 2009 12:53PM
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Ski.Ballet
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In some class in 10th grade we were talking about some cave that was known for having loots of diamonds in it and I'm not sure how this comment came about, but this one girl ended up saying, "No, the cave wouldn't be dark, diamonds make their own light."
Jul 14 2009 12:55PM
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Chronic_
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some chick in my class last year asked if asia was the capital of chinga

and pointed to africa when we told her to point to north america

Jul 14 2009 1:03PM
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Swaggermager
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Ok so one of my sister's jewish friends sent out a christmas ard last year of her and her faimly stanking by a lake. All of my sisters friends started laughing except for one of them said I dont get it... do jewish people not swim???
Jul 14 2009 1:17PM
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yelsel
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Are you serious?

They dont celebrate christmas.

Jul 14 2009 1:23PM
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neutralzombie
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thats why i cant figure out why this is funny to all of them.
Jul 14 2009 1:32PM
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yelsel
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because a jewish girl sent out xmas cards...?
Jul 14 2009 1:46PM
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BoatsandHoes
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one time on a vacation I convinced some texan that in Canada we have tamed polar bears and are able to ride them to school in the morning after we get out of our igloo, which has no electricity, TV, radio or phones.

it's fun messing with ignorant americans ( and I in no way think that all americans are like this, just from the south)

Jul 14 2009 2:05PM
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70794Willow
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yapp, u got me there haha ;)

haha, that's great to hear that everybody can amuse themselves on idiots like that.
and yeah, i know it's not the "dumbest bitch", i just wanted to make the thread title a lil bit more interesting so people would rather take a look at it...
Jul 14 2009 3:23PM
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70794Willow
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"why do musicians upload their music on the internet? that way, they don't earn any money."


Jul 14 2009 3:26PM
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EH_DUBS
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"how do you make ice cubes"

"where do you plug the chainsaw in when your in the woods"

there was an argument about how she's spoiled cause her parents bought her car or something and she said "just because my parents actually have money to buy me everything i want dosent mean im spoiled" or something like that haha
Jul 14 2009 4:30PM
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little_boo
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my friend asked me whether my real mom or my step mom had me. he was being serious.
another friend asked why there were golfers on the football field. they were referees.
and some girl in AP environmental science asked if a pelican (i think) was a fish because it was under the water.
Jul 14 2009 4:36PM
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chimp
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did i miss the part how she became a bitch?
Jul 14 2009 4:41PM
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marley..
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so my roommate and i were making hard boiled eggs one day, and i get the water boiling and start putting the eggs in.( because thats the correct way to make it) from a few feet away she yells out " NOOO!! don't put them in yet, you have to de-shell the eggs before you put the eggs in the water!" i stared at her thinking.. " you can't be serious!?" then i decided it would be fun to mess with her, so i was like " oh gosh! i am sorry! here, can you take the shells off for me?" ...she tried "de-shelling" 4 eggs before she understood the problem. haha
Jul 14 2009 4:46PM
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ReetsAdeets
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Theres a chick in my school who is soooo dumb.  shes actually pretty good at boarding, but nothing else. One of my friends has a video of her trying to explain the difference between a country and a state. she fails. We had an extra credit project on a 20th century war. guess wat war she did it on. The war of 1812. And now the best one.  We wur learning about the civil war and the really basic reasons it was fought (dont ask why, everybody knows). Anyways, we get to the outcome of the war and she bursts out "Oh my God!! There arent slaves anymore??!!" Even the teacher made fun of her unmercifully.
Jul 14 2009 6:44PM
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wellpreparedrare
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it's not the bitch that's dumb, it's you, nobody gives a shit bout hemispheric knowledge or government, looks like someone has trouble with chics in the first place, sexist
Jul 14 2009 6:48PM
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Jamestown
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a girl at my old school asked our religion teacher if she could be unbaptized, and then a few weeks later asked how the grinch had anything to do with the nativity stories in the bible. and she was dead serious
Jul 14 2009 6:50PM
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wellpreparedrare
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aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha gd1
Jul 14 2009 7:15PM
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wellpreparedrare
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looks like sum1s good w signals

Jul 14 2009 7:20PM
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wellpreparedrare
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so seth n willow r fags
Jul 14 2009 7:21PM
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wellpreparedrare
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ftw
Jul 14 2009 7:22PM
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wellpreparedrare
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ftw also
Jul 14 2009 7:24PM
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wellpreparedrare
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so theres this weed i used to push that was dank and i called it weeping willow 4 kicks, sum1 was like, oh ya man weepin willows the shit ive had that b4, then i scammed them, musta been u
Jul 14 2009 7:26PM
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Mr_Orange
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I quote a girl i know, she said this at a party...

"does your ipod like get heavier when you put alot of songs on it."

Jul 14 2009 7:27PM
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wellpreparedrare
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so r u male, female, or the product of the two in ur icon
Jul 14 2009 7:27PM
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tomahawk
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my bro: whats your IQ

dumb girl: 20-20

me: haha are we fucking kidding?

Jul 14 2009 7:31PM
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InkShrink
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I work with a girl who thinks beef stew comes from pigs

Another girl I work with asked if cheese was a dairy product...

And my boyfriend's sister thought that since Denver is the "mile hile" city, that if she sat in the nosebleed section of the baseball stadium that she'd be a mile up from the street below....

Jul 14 2009 7:32PM
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sammiedee
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these are all gold haha
Jul 14 2009 7:34PM
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wellpreparedrare
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well it would cuz the ions get all excited and the hardrive gets all packed with signals that hold energy with all them swirling electrons and since mass=energy=heat=uneedtoaddalltheatomicmassesuptoanswerthisone
Jul 14 2009 7:35PM
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wellpreparedrare
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these r good, i hope willow's weeping
Jul 14 2009 7:38PM
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wellpreparedrare
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oh look a snowboarder
Jul 14 2009 7:40PM
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