Replying to If you suck, why are you on my table?

This weekend, I was skiing at my local park and I came to my favorite 20 foot table, as I look down in front of me a dude is skiing towards the table is looking kinda shady. He's about 40 feet in front of me. i pay no mind to this, as the guy looks good enought to make it over and get out of the way. the guy all of a sudden, cuts speed with a wedge and wrecks his shit on the flats right after the lip. he just lies there making no effort to move at all. he just sits there and stares at me approaching the lip. I figure he sees me and sees I'm not slowing down so at least he won't do anything stupid like stand up. in the position he was in right then I would have easily cleared him by a good 3 feet. so I figure just act like hes not there, throw a 3 over top of him and he'll think it's the coolest thing ever. Of course, this not what happens. the jackass stands up right as I leave the lip. the edge on the back of my right ski was 3 inches from slitting his throat and I wish it had. So here is my question. why do people who completely suck and have no intention of airing of a jump have to wreck right on top of it and not move for forever or until the worst possible time? Why is it so hard to learn to jump off small kickers before you hit 20 ft tables and the like? If these people all died or at least stayed out of the park, I would approve. Is this phenomenon of the asshole wrecked on the jump just my pet peeve or does anyone else absolutely hate this too?
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