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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
any one have any good random jokes like:
why are gay people the 1st to leave at a hotel?
because they pack their shit the night before

why do black people always have sex on their mind?
because god put pubic hair on thier head


a priest and a rabbi are walking through the woods, they see a 13 year old boy. the priest says lets fuck him, the rabbi says out of what?

'i may be a poet but i just dont know it... BAM!!'
-Shaniqua Bootycall
Apr 28 2002 8:47PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
ha yea there is a whole thread full of good ones too

I like skiing
Apr 28 2002 8:53PM
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Dspin900
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 89
yeah but i dont wanna offend anyone
Apr 28 2002 8:55PM
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cams
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what do you call an anorexic(sp?) girl with a yeast infection? - a quarter pounder with cheese

what do you call 4 leppers(sp?) in a hot tub?- pouridge(sp?)
yo fuck i can't spell anymore


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
Apr 28 2002 9:02PM
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SkunKJiB
Posts: 805 - Karma: 10
LOL! 1/4 w/ cheese! is fucking hilarious!
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Apr 28 2002 9:05PM
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Sean14456
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 38
my friends tell some of the most racist jokes ever. they are hilarious but i can't post them they are seriously wrong

Skiing In New Jersey Sucks-Trust Me
Apr 28 2002 10:12PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
Just post them no body cares

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit
Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
Apr 29 2002 1:13PM
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teethi
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
whats brown and sticky?
a stick

how do you know ure at a gay barbecue?
all the hotdogs taste like shit.



'But won't your hand smell like shit too?'
'Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.' ~Brodi and T.S. in the Stink Palm scene of Mallrats
Apr 29 2002 5:43PM
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teethi
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
whats brown and sticky?
a stick

how do you know ure at a gay barbecue?
all the hotdogs taste like shit.



'But won't your hand smell like shit too?'
'Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies.' ~Brodi and T.S. in the Stink Palm scene of Mallrats
Apr 29 2002 5:45PM
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Newskoolkavana
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what do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A avalanche.
what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A mudslide.
what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? a jailbrake



all the worlds a terrain park and the people are just jibbers.
-NewSkool Shakspere
Apr 29 2002 5:46PM
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