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Tr_Hucker_1080
Posts: 117 - Karma: 40
does anyone have good girlfriends? ones that don't dump you when your in Aspen on a family trip with your dad and tell you that this is the only way to break up with you? I am jsut trying to find out if all girls are like this or is jsut my slutty ass ex-girlfriend? just had to vent somewhere.
Feb 9 2004 1:45PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
there are alot of girls that just suck ..... but others swallow :D
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Feb 9 2004 1:52PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
thats A good one
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Feb 9 2004 2:04PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
you have it easy. my ex gf was coming over to my house after we broke up, begging for sex, saying she needed my cock right there, and that i had ruined her for sex with any other guy. really boosted my ego. she moved to arizona a few weeks ago, and i just found out that she was just trying to get pregnant so i'd be trapped with her forever. just *kinda* crazy huh? makes me never want to get in any kind of serious relationship ever again



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Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Feb 9 2004 2:27PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
dude girls are so hypocritcal.... me and my ex were like totally in love one day and the next we break up because our grades suck.......... goddamn bitches

Feb 9 2004 2:29PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
hahaha... who is this guy?^^^

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Feb 9 2004 2:31PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
andrew steward

Feb 9 2004 2:32PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
You all have it easy dont complain my ex is a HUGE BITCH I hate her I got her pregent which was the worse mistake ever, then she was talking about getting a abortion i basically talked to her foreven begging her not to get a abortion I talked her out of it and then she broke up with me:( That is just the start of hell for me we went and told her dad and mom what happen and her dad went crazy on me and was going to kill me and when he chilled out he was saying that was the last time that I was going to see her blah blah blah, you know how you just space out after awhile that is what I did I was trying to remember a song lyrics by Godsmack. Since that day I havent seen my Ex and her dad won't tell me where she is and life sucks right now.

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Feb 9 2004 2:37PM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
haha strode thats a scary story haha so you didnt give it to her i take it

fuck a book
Feb 9 2004 2:38PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
no that's how i found out, i was talking to her on the phone and somehow she let ''i'm not even pregnant'' slip out, so i just said bye and hung up....THANK FUCKING GOD.....she was using this birth control - a plastic ring that just slides up there - but she didn't renew the Rx for like two months, so even though i checked to see if the ring was in there, it wasn't actually doing anything....crazy shit, i even had the idea that she might try something like that



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Feb 9 2004 2:52PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
mad props slipknot for talkin her out of an abortion.........thats fuckin steezeometer, those things are so evil
Feb 9 2004 3:00PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
my gf is evil, pure evil


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 9 2004 3:05PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
are any other peoples gf s or exes like this: ok my ex one day was all into abercrombie and her 500 dollar coach purse or whatever and was the biggest bitch about designer clothes and crap- and then the next day she goes out and wears this punk outfit that lindsey lohan wore in freaky friday- and then says she is such a punk rocker. When shes a total prep the day before- does anyone elses girlfriend do this?
Feb 9 2004 3:08PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
no, not mine, but my gf is retarded, its cuz she grew up in a small town and was raised to do everything to perfection and be perfect, she doesnt smoke or smoke pot, nor does she drink, and well i do all three of those so she bitches all the time about it saying i dont need to be smoking pot cuz im just throwin my life away bla bla bla, sometimes i just want to take a fucken 3 iron and hit her full torque in the side of the head


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 9 2004 3:11PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
HAHAHAHA LMAO
Feb 9 2004 3:12PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
my ex was a cock hungry dumb whore, but she would lie about her being on the pill and stuff....i for some reason forgave her, probably because of all the sexual favors...then she got into alcohol a lot, and started to piss me off and pose as something she wasn't. So i tossed her away and have only talked to her once, telling her she's a dumb whore .. girls can be fun, just don't get the wrong one

Yeah, thanks Jodi's mom, for the blowjob... I always give in when she busts out the Werther's Originals! - Lanemeyers
Feb 9 2004 3:29PM
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BigDNast-EE
Posts: 731 - Karma: 10
lateralis...3 iron....why not 3 wood...its bigger...more connection to the head...
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Hey whatever. If it's on the east coast it sucks balls. Come out west. You'll shit you pants just looking at some of our terrain. Goddamn I hate all the fuckers like you on this site. Fuck off you cunt.
Feb 9 2004 3:57PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
a 3iron would probably make a nastu gouge, a 3 wood would leave a big bloody lump,


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 9 2004 4:02PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
i can loan you my calloway hawkeye driver..... 9.5 degree loft- should get the job done
Feb 9 2004 4:06PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
^ that thing has no loft its sweet i got one too i fucking love it
Feb 9 2004 4:13PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i loved my driver, a dunlop 49 inch long shaft, i was able to blast the fucken balls 310 yards with that thing


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 9 2004 4:15PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
nice i can only bust out 275- whats ur handicap

Feb 9 2004 4:18PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i dont play anymore, i quit 4 years ago, my handcicap was at 6 or 7 i believe


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 9 2004 4:20PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
nice i shoot like 4 over
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer-lateralis

Feb 9 2004 4:43PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
my best was 1 under, one time i was -3 after the 8th hole and the last hole is an easy par 3 but i hooked my tee shot like mad and it was almost went on the highway, so i hit a big ass tree then chipped and 3 putted, i was so fucken mad at myself, i didnt play for like a week after that


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 9 2004 4:48PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
haha shit that sucks.... it pisses me off when i 3 put....... how good are the courses up there
finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer-lateralis

Feb 9 2004 4:51PM
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powderchick
Posts: 238 - Karma: 11
hey now. im a girl! your problem is that you didnt have a girl that skied in the 1st place. find someone that can ski it will make things better.
FIGHT THE POWDER,SAVE THE WHALES,SMILES ARE FREE,AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL-KEEP IT REAL

Feb 9 2004 5:33PM
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Rossimo
Posts: 69 - Karma: 121
yeah my latest ex is a total posser ... never skied rock climbed or any thing ... of course i teach her ... then she dicks me over .. and still wants to be friends cause she wants the hook up and not have to pay for skiing and shit ... wtf now she works in a out door shop like 'oh i am all hardcore cept i dont know jack about skis' they prolly just hired her cause she is hot ...

but dude keep lookin man my new girl is awesome ... she loves to ski granted shes not the best ... but days in the park she will just chill and watch us throw down not complaining once about standing around ... and if i dip outta town for a comp or a trip to ski ... she goes nuts and wants to go with .. and party ... i am like wow this is crazy i didnt know girls like that exsisted ..
True to the movement
Feb 9 2004 6:01PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
^congrats.....you found a cool one.....this summer i bought my ex new boots, a pass, a new jacket, and new gloves, AND split the price of a new board and bindings with her, just so she'd go up with me more often (last year she had to borrow gear). we went up once and all she could do was complain about how cold it was and that we were ''riding too many lifts''.....now we're broken up and she gave me some BS about how she was gonna give me money back for the pass (yeah right) but anyway.....moral i guess is find a chick that skis



-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Feb 9 2004 6:15PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
hahahahahahahahaha its absolutely hilarious how this turned into a golf thread.




'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'
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Feb 9 2004 6:18PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
from girls to golf

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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
Feb 9 2004 6:24PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i really dont see how abortions are evil


Fuck You
Feb 9 2004 6:37PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
hahaha..took the words right out of my mouth bout the golf thread.haha pretty funny
Feb 9 2004 7:22PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
hahaha..took the words right out of my mouth bout the golf thread.haha pretty funny
Feb 9 2004 7:28PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
haha golf is steezeometer THATS WHY


finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis
Feb 9 2004 7:31PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
argghhhhh my gf is driving me fucken crazy!!!!! looks like she'll be spending valentines day alone this year


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 9 2004 7:37PM
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1080tahoegirl
Posts: 216 - Karma: 10
im sorry that you boys are having no luck finding some decent girls, trust me we're out there :)
Feb 9 2004 7:39PM
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LineJono
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 16
Dudes get a canadian girl, all the ones i've gone out out with or met are super chilled and don't try to pull crazy ass shit like that
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Feb 9 2004 7:42PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
french girls are crazy, stay away from them, ive broke up with english girls before and nothing was said about it, i tried to break up with my gf and she wouldnt let me


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 9 2004 7:43PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
french girls are all smelly and hairy, best girls are southern girls........ super sweet, hot, and fun to be aroud.... too bad my ex was originally from penn


finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis
Feb 9 2004 7:54PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
the south should just leave our country. you can have all of the hicks we dont want them



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Feb 9 2004 8:23PM
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MARIAH
Posts: 708 - Karma: 10
im not trying to be rude about this lovely state or anything but um if u want a cool girl i think there are about three here so dont come to new mexico :)
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Feb 9 2004 8:23PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
Stupid girl i know played with my mind. She said she loved, which is kind of over the top but whatever, and all this shit and how she wanted to be with me. Then goes and flirts wiht like 3 of my good friends, and claims its for her to get over me because we werent met to be together. WHAT THE HELL!!!



jibba jabba
Feb 9 2004 9:47PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
hah, my girlfriend skiis, but not the greatest, which is cool, but then she sits in the chalet for 1/2 the day , and i dont get it. like i mean..snow! outside! ski!, ah well, at least she understands when i sleep with my skis.

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Feb 9 2004 9:59PM
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ATLANTASKI
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YEA WE SHOULD FUCKIN SECEDE!!!!!!! ok.. where are britney spears, jessica simpson from---hmmm the south........ just to show we have superior women.... and were glad we can keep em to our selves.. what hot girls have come from UTAH??????


finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis
Feb 9 2004 10:10PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
YEA WE SHOULD FUCKIN SECEDE!!!!!!! ok.. where are britney spears, jessica simpson from---hmmm the south........ just to show we have superior women.... and were glad we can keep em to our selves.. what hot girls have come from UTAH??????


finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis
Feb 9 2004 10:10PM
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shorty_T
Posts: 2725 - Karma: 761
you guys need to find skier chicks that's your problem. you have to find a girl with a common interst then you will be happy. there aren't alot of us, but thre are hardcore skier girls out there and girls that golf and do all the other shit you guys do, you just have to know where to look.

don't act like all guys are great either, i was dating this guy and everything was cool for a while then he turned out to be
a total psycho and i finally broke up with him when he said that he didn't like me skiing so much because i hung out with to many guys when he wasn't around. he calls me everyday still and i hate him. don't ever be a crazy stocker guy, it is very very very unattractive.
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Feb 9 2004 10:19PM
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rossi900
Posts: 707 - Karma: 9
my gf skis...she's big into racing but she comes along with me in the park which is cool. but she lives like 30 mins from me and i really only get to see her 3 times a week


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Feb 9 2004 11:02PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
yea its awsome all the skier girls down here suck... so even if you have no skill in the park theyre over ur croth for pullin a 180..... and they look pretty hot all abercrombied up on the slopes.....


finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis
Feb 9 2004 11:33PM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
atlantaski, your icon looks like one of those cross section diagrams of a uterus.
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Feb 9 2004 11:45PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
maybe........ im just representin for electric and my boy OMIZZLE


finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis
Feb 9 2004 11:49PM
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