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GANDALF
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lets hear em. mine involved gasoline and a large stuffed buffalo
Jul 5 2009 8:48PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
went to a party. someone shit on a deck. No one knows who did it.
Jul 5 2009 8:50PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
mine included a girl who we did not think was a hooker until she got her pimp, a crane(not the bird, the construction thing), diesel fuel, fertilizer, a white tail deer, 2 Molotov cocktails, stolen truck, and a lamp shade.
Jul 5 2009 8:50PM
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easy_cam_steezy
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 126
somehow everyone that was at my house got fuckin smaaaaashed

but

I woke up, checked my fridge/freezer, and there was more alcohol than when we started with

so it worked out in my favor telling ppl to bring alcohol, and also supplying my own to others for a fee

probably one of the best sights ive ever seen
Jul 5 2009 8:51PM
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JamesR
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i had a delicious breakfast. then i me and a friend made some bombs. then swam. then biked 10 miles. half of it up hill. goddamn.  the fire works were nice. not really epic, but FUCK YOU dont judge me.

Jul 5 2009 9:03PM
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ilikeplants
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woke up at 7. drove to my friends house and spent 30 minutes searching for the key to his house in every flower pot surrounding it. woke him up. drove an hour to some skate park in a sketchy ass part of town. went to texas roadhouse. ate a bunch of food. went to my girlfriends house. did the dirty then took a shower. went back to my friends house with her. drove around town for a bit. i had her drive my car so i could drink. showed up to a party down in town already kind of tipsy. proceed to get piss drunk and yell in a thick texas accent. did the dirty again with my girl friend in some random kids room in the house we where at. half way through someone started knocking on the door so we got out. passed out on the floor. woke up this morning with a 3/4 empty bottle of cheap whiskey next to me.
Jul 5 2009 9:08PM
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ace_
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fireworks at some girls lake cabin. parents made me stay outside in a camper. girls friend came out. we made that camper rock like a sonofabitch :)
Jul 5 2009 9:08PM
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TheBeardedOne
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Drove 3 hours north to Duluth with my girl, drank all day, went cliff jumping, chilled with friends that live there. Watched fireworks from two city shows and all the people lighting off their own from the bluffs that sit over the whole town and lake superior. Then my girl drove back while I got shitfaced in the passenger seat :)
Jul 5 2009 9:14PM
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jayo.
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i just got really blazed and watched fireworks from a up on a hill while jammin my ipod
Jul 5 2009 9:17PM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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......I drank a lot of beer?
Jul 5 2009 9:30PM
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Lemuel
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I drank 5 margaritas with my mom at a neighbors house, 3 of them floaters,  went to my sisters apartment for a party,  opened a bottle of champagne, foamed out my nose, got laughed at, spilt a mixed drink over my lap as my dad was walking by (he had to fix one of my sister's roommate's beds cuz it broke).  Continued to party till 1 when my sister put me to bed.

The end.

I am bad at explaining so I probably sounded like some cocky claiming deusche over nothing special.
Jul 5 2009 9:39PM
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Lemuel
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Oh yea, then I turned 18 today!
Jul 5 2009 9:39PM
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Nico_G
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my friend shot a bottle rocket off and it hit my friend who was hella fucked up in the nuts. It went through his shorts and hit his nuts. After this happened my friend who got hit looked like he was in  excruciating pain and felt his jewls and saw that there was blood on his finger, he went checked it out and turned out that it first hit the side of his leg and then blew up and melted a little bit of his nutsack. anyways shit was fucked but hes ok now.
Jul 5 2009 10:18PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118

i shaved a mohawk in my hair and watched fireworks

epic i know.........

Jul 5 2009 10:20PM
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RIDEDIRTY
Posts: 307 - Karma: 10
2 friends and I went camping, were all 17. Randomly a fellow neighbor of mine whose 25, was in the spot next to us, offered us alcohol, so later that night we got our drink, went over and partyed with them, it was so fun. My neighbors basically a boss
Jul 5 2009 10:24PM
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AT-AT
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well i work at a "family fun center" aka mini golf, go karts, batting cages. so i was in a parade riding a go kart from 10 -130 then i went to a family party , then back to work from 6 -11 for a fun 5 hours of hell, but i least i got to watch the fireworks from work.
Jul 5 2009 10:25PM
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Swaggermager
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ok.. lit off some fireworks. one came down on my cousin while he was sitting on the trampoline... whent to some fireworks.. came back .. the same cousin who got hit with the firework was doing a roman candle and it backfired on him and hit him in the chest ,while he proceded to yell 'SHIT'! And there were a bunch of little children around
Jul 5 2009 10:26PM
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Loges
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i was at a party and some chick fed this dog a bunch of jello shots and it ended up having explosive diarrhea a little while later.
Jul 5 2009 10:26PM
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Beefcake
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so me and a couple buds were floating down the river and just chillin cuz its mad hot outside. it just so happens that noone had brought any alchoholic beverages. so we figure ah its cool we'll just chill out and light off some fireworks along the river. we come to a sudden realization that we had almost flipped on these rapids and that the lady above us did flip, holy shit people must drop things in there all day.  eventually we start lookin around and seeing little shiny things way off in the distance along the banks of the river, well whatdo ya know an unopened beer. sweet. so we get to keepin our eyes open and everyone gets a keen eye for whats a beer and what isnt. a good tip we find is that everything gets caught up in these beaver dams along the banks. shoes, beers, tennis balls, everything. pretty fun day overall.
Jul 5 2009 10:27PM
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ninjahappy
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Me and a couple friends went around town with lighters, fireworks, lighter fluid. Lit random shit on fire and started a couple dumpster fires.
Jul 5 2009 10:31PM
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chames
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I got arrested the day before for shoplifting, now i'm sitting at home as i have been for 3 days basically on lockdown. My 4th couldn't have been shittier
Jul 5 2009 10:45PM
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Hannah.
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spent the day sailing, wind was whipping hard, capsized the boat into the water and my friend hit his head on it got a concussion, spent the rest of the day/night drinking, fireworks and such.
Jul 5 2009 10:46PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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pregamed, went to fireworks show in sugarhouse, before the show met this super chill girl, hung with her. after, went to her car and met my friends at mcdonalds. some 14 yr old kids were there trying to get food but only the drive thru was open and they wouldnt let them walk thru. so we drove them thru to get food. then, went south 20 mins to try and find a party, talked to someone there who said it sucked, went back to the girls house. me her her friend and two buddies swam for a while, had mad fun, my buddy got a hookup. its 1am now so we rolled back to my buds house, smokin the tires all the way. got there, buddy left to go fuck some girl. played some skate 2, went on ns. buddy got back, told me about how the girl was super flexible and how there were some gnarly positions. talked for a while then went to bed. super dank.

Jul 5 2009 11:08PM
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weenox
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i went to a rave in tianjin china, right on the beach, where the great wall meets the yellow sea.
Jul 5 2009 11:37PM
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the_moderaper
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i bought sparklers and $2 worth of retarted little fireball making things that we lit and 'cooked' in our hand till the wick was only a few mm long and we threw it up and watched it rain down green fireballs and sparkles. then we went to a theme park and didnt want to pay to get in so we watched from the outside. the next day i bought a season pass to the same place fml
Jul 5 2009 11:37PM
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Phill.
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it rained the whole day, and i was hours away from home camping with the family, so i pretty much played cards all day.... kinda really blew...
Jul 5 2009 11:46PM
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evan25
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well we picked up a bunch of PBR the most patriotic beer out there.  Then we proceeded to roll around the Newport harbor in my buddies dingy drinking beers.  Then we smoked a bunch of weed and watched fireworks from my friends house overlooking the bay and the Newport bridge while drinking beers and smoking my sweet new steam roller.  Then we got in the hottub, drank the rest of our beer, and then my friends dad stumbled down drunkenly and made us clean up and go to the house where we drank more and passed out so it was a good night overall.
Jul 6 2009 12:01AM
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abc8tr8we98g
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motorboated fake boobs for the first time and got a nosebleed...kinda embarassing...they were pretty solid though
Jul 6 2009 12:31AM
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abc8tr8we98g
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hahaha...good story
Jul 6 2009 12:44AM
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eatnails
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-woke up hung over
-sat in an hour in traffic
-hit the beach real quick
-stopped for some white castle b/c we don't have them upstate.
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-hung out with some kids I went to school with and got boozy
-someone decided the fireworks weren't enough and lit a couch on fire
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-passed out

Jul 6 2009 1:16AM
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Balto
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i dont like the 4th, 2 years ago a fire work went off in my face as i was lighting it.
Jul 6 2009 1:17AM
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8ONE657
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had an epic weekend planned. woke up friday morning with a throat so swollen i couldn't breathe...ended up getting strep throat and i've been sick since. oh well at least i got to get out of the house.
Jul 6 2009 1:38AM
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TannerBalls
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deep throat?
Jul 6 2009 1:57AM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
i'm sorry =[
Jul 6 2009 2:03AM
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.Emerson.
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lived in Canada!!!!!!!!
Jul 6 2009 2:06AM
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cashdebt
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I'm sick so I chilled in my bed on ns all day and watched fireworks that my dad taped for me
Jul 6 2009 2:14AM
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chimp
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got wasted, ended up hooking up with a girl i would not expect to hook up with and had a blast.
Jul 6 2009 2:16AM
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8ONE657
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at least we have each other hahahhha
i was/still am soo pissed.
Jul 6 2009 2:30AM
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Z_rob
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went to the local beach club on the lake and watched the fireworks.

went back to my friends house smoked a lot of weed and ran around town lighting off fireworks and hiding from ross's mom who was looking for him the whole time. yeup
Jul 6 2009 2:42AM
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Big_Spence
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Drew, if that stories true you officially passed Victor on my favorite member list.
Even if it's not you still successfully made the pass and you're a fucking epic story teller/liar. That entire story deserves to be a sig.
Jul 6 2009 2:56AM
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ORski21
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I ate chocolate chip pancakes

need i say more
Jul 6 2009 3:10AM
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Alex_G
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haha got shitfaced after being stoned all day and got stoned some more and drink next thing i know im being woken up by my dad at 7am on my couch with my hat and shoes still on (i wasnt home last night) then take a nap, then my ex gf who i havent talked to in over 6 months prank calls me and says that ive fallen off the face of the earth obviously trying to talk to me again and so i told her and her dumb ass friend to fuck off and that was that.

my buddys at rothbury right now so his should be insane as fuck he said he joined a dead family or some fucked up shit like that so his stories are gonna be nuts haha
Jul 6 2009 3:12AM
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.jibber30
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i dont live in america
Jul 6 2009 4:07AM
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EasyEast
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party pooper
Jul 6 2009 4:46AM
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hellomynameisjef
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i spent my fourth of july in chile at the valle nevado ski resort. im still here, and fuck, im never going home
Jul 6 2009 8:49AM
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bradcoffey
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went to a freshman party, her parents were out for the weekend. this girl threw up on me and i slept over her place.
Jul 6 2009 9:58AM
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49566738265
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I watched fireworks from 200 yards away in a hot tub.  I also won 7 games of beer pong in a row and accomplished every trick I have in my repertoire during those 7 games.  I also taught my friends 83 year old grandmother how to play.  She made a cup too.
Jul 6 2009 10:17AM
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Aaaron.
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i was involved in a 300 person drum triangle.
Jul 6 2009 10:28AM
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crazyfuck
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this about sums up the 4th on the Las Vegas Strip.. i'm on the left...

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Jul 6 2009 11:14AM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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win
Jul 6 2009 12:51PM
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thebeesknees
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I had an epic backyard session
Jul 6 2009 3:22PM
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