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Top 3 things to do on boring summer day?

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8====D
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
you have no weed or girl........what do you do?
Jul 3 2009 5:57PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
1. jack off
2. ski
3. jack off or ski again
Jul 3 2009 5:58PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55

1. masturbate.

2. Go see a movie.

3. masturbate in the theatre.

Jul 3 2009 6:01PM
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8====D
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
& you cant ski....Duuh
Jul 3 2009 6:02PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
1. masturbate.2. Go see a movie.3. masturbate in the theatre.
4. ???????
5. PROFIT!
Jul 3 2009 6:06PM
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armadajj09
Posts: 337 - Karma: 11

chill with some girls,

BBQ

drink beer

Jul 3 2009 6:08PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,750
drugs

tugs

rugs
Jul 3 2009 6:10PM
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gnustreetfool
Posts: 2595 - Karma: 51
chill down by the river
smoke the fire reggs
chill with chill people
Jul 3 2009 6:11PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
1. masturbate
2. masturbate
3. sleep (and have a wet dream)
4. masturbate
5. masturbate
6. ???
7. masturbate
Jul 3 2009 6:13PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
1)buds
2) beer
3) get a job?
Jul 3 2009 6:30PM
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rvca
Posts: 311 - Karma: 13

morning tramp sesh, afternoon surf sesh, evening skim sesh

Jul 3 2009 6:59PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934

1. rub one off

2. make something if you have any wood

3. play a video game?

Jul 3 2009 6:59PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
you guys are so uncreative. go bake a fuckin cake or something.
Jul 3 2009 7:04PM
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factory81
Posts: 3967 - Karma: 63
Mountain Bike

Get booze, friends, and go tubing down a river.

Beach

Get babes / and weed

Get booze and get drunk no matter what.

If all of these are not options, consider facebooking up some friends to go see a movie.

 Video games are great if you feel like not socializing.
Jul 3 2009 7:27PM
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Thrash
Posts: 821 - Karma: 9
1. snort some coke
2. masturbate
3. shit on police cars
Jul 3 2009 9:49PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79

2. crash my car (like a boss)

3. suck my own dick (like a boss)

4. Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

5.Chop my balls off (like a boss)

6.Black out in the sewer (like a boss)

7.Meet a giant fish (like a boss)

8. Fuck his brains out (like a boss) 

9. Turn into a jet (like a boss)

10. Bomb the Russians (like a boss)

11. Crash into the Sun (like a boss)

12. Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Jul 3 2009 9:55PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
fuck it man go start a fucking RIOT!
Jul 3 2009 9:55PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
go onto ns all day
breathe (cuz its required to live)
Go buy some wood and make a summer set up, or get some from construction dumpsters
Jul 3 2009 9:58PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
one & two are the same?
Jul 3 2009 10:38PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
1. eat a ninja
2. fly to zonthar on a magical krorgnak
3. yarble in the schmawb banwe
Jul 3 2009 10:42PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
hahahaha. and ill have to agree with no_steeze
Jul 3 2009 10:47PM
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Cortez
Posts: 507 - Karma: 13
1- masturbate
2- play skate 2
3- weed
Jul 3 2009 10:49PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
http://www.myspace.com/iamzonthar
Jul 3 2009 10:51PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yarble
Jul 3 2009 10:52PM
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cashdebt
Posts: 2383 - Karma: 349
interesting...
Jul 3 2009 10:53PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
http://nona.net/features/map/placedetail.1551793/Banwe/
Jul 3 2009 10:53PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Put porn on full screen and lay on my bed to masturbate? More comfortable.

Tend to my garden

tramp sesh

go to lake

I have read a lot this summer.
Jul 3 2009 10:54PM
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CoachG
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 448
lmao, i used to bake brownies and shit when i was bored and younger just cause i was mad hungry haha, i ended up coming up with some dank recipes.
Jul 3 2009 11:05PM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
1. Beat off
2. Skateboard/ Blade
3. Drink some beer
Jul 3 2009 11:33PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449

1. fill a ziplok with Jelly

2. put it in between you matress's

3. insert penis

Jul 4 2009 12:55AM
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HR8938Cephei
Posts: 1411 - Karma: 46
holy homemade sextoy batman.
Jul 4 2009 12:56AM
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get_toasted
Posts: 422 - Karma: 15
i never realized how popular masturbating is in the summer.
Jul 4 2009 1:20AM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
1. smoke
2. longboard
3. surf
4. fix up a bike you find in a dumpster
5. made tie-dye oxfords
6. beers
7. movie
8. masterbate
9. play fifa 06
10. make money
11. fish

there are 11 things out of many ive done in the last week to oust my boredom. try em
Jul 4 2009 1:21AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
beating one off is always a popular answer here on NS
Jul 4 2009 1:24AM
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
watch out cold 7 times in one day and or watch every episode of tc and cl again
Jul 4 2009 1:31AM
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Skee90
Posts: 436 - Karma: 15

1.  Work

2. Sleep

3. Work

Jul 4 2009 1:36AM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
1.Jerk the gerk
2.blow your load
3. on your moms face
Jul 4 2009 1:36AM
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14.
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dont ask btw ^^
Jul 4 2009 1:37AM
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14.
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i like your thinking
Jul 4 2009 1:39AM
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Italian.Stallion
Posts: 564 - Karma: 101

fly some fucking MODEL ROCKETS!!!!

Jul 4 2009 1:45AM
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G_Wood
Posts: 133 - Karma: 10

1. smoke chron

2. play xbox live games

3. drink nikolia. because its cheep and affordable all summer long!

4. do stupid shit while high/ drunk.

5. tramp sesh

Jul 4 2009 3:29AM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118

1-skate

2-surf

3-hit up the summer set up

Jul 4 2009 3:32AM
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Kevski
Posts: 7056 - Karma: 2,785
1. Research dinosaurs on wikipedia and other various destinations. It will make you more intelligent.

2. Watch the entire Star Wars saga, all 6. You will be more able to reason with nerds, and hell, they're fucking awesome movies.

3. Choke the snake. It will relieve you of stress.

4. Eat lots of food because you realize you have no life. This is inevitable. I mean you could get a job, do something with your life, chill with friends, or build a summer ski setup. But that's no fun.
Jul 4 2009 3:50AM
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I_Am_Mod
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Dont you guys have summer festivals to go to?

otherwise:
*BBQ,
*make a backyard set-up
*dig your own swimming pool
*make a go-cart
*get fireworks and explode things
*try to catch wild animals
*go fishing
*experiment with beer and other alcohols
(make mixtures and drink on special ways such as shotgunning a beer, make jagerbombs, etc....)
*Go travel, really, just try to get as far away as possible without a goal in mind, just see where you end up...
*Get to know new, random people from your neighbourhood
*Wax your skis, and wax em again
*learn to knit
*learn to weld
*go to the pool or pond and chillax all day
*Try to get girls to kiss you, using the most bizarre opening sentences (this is fun guaranteed)
*Buy some insane supersoakers and have epic battles in your home town
*Grow a bonzai
*steal a garden gnome
*do a new sport such as:
*Slacklining
*riverboarding
*longboarding
*etc.
*stroll through the archives of the epic NS forums
*And look for this one thread called (24thing in 24hours or sumthing....) its epic and contains all sorts of challenges one has to complete, i really suggest you get into some of these when you're bored , DONT FORGET YOUR CAMERA!
Jul 4 2009 6:18AM
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Mr.Silva
Posts: 193 - Karma: 10
Win
Jul 4 2009 6:24AM
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I_Am_Mod
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if you have a girlfriend, there are definately better things to do than jack off....

Jul 4 2009 6:42AM
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*steeze_is_good
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Tramp, rollerblade, summer ski?
Jul 4 2009 8:14AM
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I_Am_Mod
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let me tell you a story son...
Jul 4 2009 9:57AM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
get a job
Jul 4 2009 10:01AM
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fahrvergcougar
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
not have sex with your really hot girlfriend
Jul 4 2009 1:08PM
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garrets
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 60
hahaha
Jul 4 2009 2:08PM
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