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FreshCoast
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Just rewatched that movie and boy it was fuckin hilarious! What do you guys and gals think?
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A conversation about my friends bird:
Me: Hey is his wings clipped
Him: Do you cut off a dogs legs. Why the hell would I clip his wings!

Apr 27 2002 12:24AM
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Five40Guy
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view askew kicks some ass

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Apr 27 2002 1:41AM
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coz
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i think it was good until alanis was god. a bit ridiculous. and salma hayek is the worst actress ever. other than that i really liked it. i liked how george carlin was the bishop or whatever, kind of subtly poking fun at the church - which should be dono more often.
Apr 27 2002 2:26PM
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tremblantripper
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that was a chillin flick, best religion related movie ever!


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Apr 27 2002 4:12PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Yeah the ending sucked but it did have Jay and Silent Bob and the rest was awesome!
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A conversation about my friends bird:
Me: Hey is his wings clipped
Him: Do you cut off a dogs legs. Why the hell would I clip his wings!

Apr 27 2002 4:25PM
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1080chick
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dogma=god.....haha that kinda doesn't work...no it was a good movie
tom to nick- 'so what time is this skiing for you?'
nick to tom- 'my 1st time'
me to nick without tom there- 'so how did you do with your first day?'
nick to me- 'i fell alot' *pouts*
nick to his friend ian when he doesn't know im listening- 'yeah see last weekend i went skiing and i went down this TRIPLE black diamond! it was like sheer ice!'
me to tom and tom to me- 'hahaha! he's such a liar'
Apr 28 2002 12:43AM
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SkunKJiB
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brings up some good points.
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'A beautiful girl can make you dizzy. Like you've been drinking jack and coke all morning. She can make you feel high. They are the single greatest commodity known to man. The promise. The promise of a better day. The promise of a greater hope. The promise of a new tommorow. This particular aura can be found in the gaze of a beautiful girl. In her smile, and in her soul, and in the way she makes every rotten little thing about the world seem like it's going to be okay.' - Taking Back Sunday
Apr 28 2002 4:22PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
That Buddy Jesus thing was hilarious.
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Mar 15 2004 7:25PM
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five0
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chris rock did a good job as the 13th deciple...salma hayek is a great actress when shes wearing a bra and panties
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'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

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Mar 15 2004 7:57PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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that movie explains my views on religion a lot better than I can.


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Mar 15 2004 8:50PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
Yea damn good movie it was just on Comedy Central a lil bit ago...Cant go wrong with Jay and silent bob!




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Mar 15 2004 8:54PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i watched it on tv when i was in ICU...everytime i laughed my vitals jumped and the nurses freaked
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SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan
Mar 15 2004 8:56PM
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Mike-O
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'You didn't say 'bless you' when I sneezed!'
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Mar 15 2004 11:45PM
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_alli_
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ahh i love that movie. jay and silent bob are great, clerks is a good movie too, and chasing amy.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Mar 16 2004 12:04AM
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alpinecowboy84
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subtley pokes fun at religion?! try blatantly. if poking fun at relgion was a homosexual, Dogma would be a diva drag queen.
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Mar 16 2004 4:52AM
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sugarrushthrill
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Chris Rock (or was it Tucker) was the funniest character in the movie.

'Yeah there was 13 apostles but no they could never include the black man'
'Jesus was black!'

haha funny ass movie, I wish I could watch it in religion class



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Mar 16 2004 9:42AM
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J.D.
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''That poem, 'The Walrus and the Carpenter,' that's an indictment of organized religion. The Walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buda, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god Lord Ganesha. Now, that takes care of your Eastern religions. Now, the Carpenter, which is obviously a reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son. He represents the Western religions. Now, in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They dup all these oysters into following them, and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en mass. Now, I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths, based on mythological figures insures the destruction of ones inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions, out of, out of fear of some intangible parent figure that shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, 'Do it . . . do it and I'll fu**in' spank you!'''


That was great... that movie started well, but died with the monster made of crap.


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Mar 16 2004 10:47AM
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SmoKinSkier
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If you havent seen DOGMA turn to COmdey Central right now its on!! ANd if u have seen it turn to comedy central cuz its hillarious




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Mar 16 2004 2:16PM
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winterparksuks
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i have seen it over 200 times








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Mar 16 2004 4:35PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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^ i have too its kick ass. 'what am i gonna do?? kill people.'
Mar 16 2004 7:07PM
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Mike-O
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'You're telling me you..knew Jesus Christ..'

'Knew him?! NIGGA OWNS ME TWELVE BUCKS!'
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Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Mar 16 2004 11:35PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^one of the best lines..awesome
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SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan
Mar 16 2004 11:36PM
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Stryken
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Best scene was definately in the CEO conference or whatever when he shoots everyone for doing bad shit.




We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Mar 18 2004 10:23AM
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Vtsnowski
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good movie





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Mar 18 2004 2:22PM
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joeengel
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'but you didnt say god bless you when i sneezed!'
-points deagle at her face-
'Loki ! lets go'
'Your gettin off easy'



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toss your salad outta here
Mar 18 2004 10:01PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
gum?
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'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan
Mar 18 2004 10:02PM
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strode
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''no ticket''



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Mar 19 2004 12:00AM
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Insomniac
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Ha.



'Today i took a bus back home from town and this guy comes to sit next to me and he was so on pills or whatever.. anyways he pulls up a bag of pills and asks me do i want to get wasted and im like 'no thanks'.. so he looks a bit mad and puts the bag away, next he pulls up a box of chocolate-chip cookies and asks: Do ya atleast wanna have a fucking cookie' ' -Pekkis

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Mar 19 2004 8:19PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
'youve got an excuse,youre jewish,you dont know any better'
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Apr 1 2004 10:30PM
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IrishDrink87
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Seriously, good fucking movie. What chris rock said about having an idea, rather than a belief is fucking right. Dogma is my bible.
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 3 2004 7:31PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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who's house? run's house
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Apr 4 2004 8:37PM
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always_ski
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Fucking Awesome movie
Apr 4 2004 10:23PM
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sconniestyle
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i totally concur with mr. itsbackfliptime. i also think it is hilarious that whenver alanais opens her mouth and sings a note, any human in the vicinity will imeadiatley die from their head exploding. i knew her songs made my head hurt, im just glad i never saw her live!



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'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Apr 5 2004 1:11AM
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CalgaryJibber
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best religion movie ever?!?!?! cha right man, the one with the guys was better... boondock saints, thats so godly, dogmas good too, i like rufus as god
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Apr 5 2004 1:45PM
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IrishDrink87
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Rufus wasnt god...
Arggg...I am a pirate!
Apr 5 2004 2:30PM
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five0
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13 deciphal?
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'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
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