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Dr NS; I woke to being choked by my own blood

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sick-as-aids
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So i woke up this morning choking, i had a mouthful of what i thought was flem, opened the window and spat out a large amount of blood, i stood there for about 5 mins spitting blood, went to the toilet and coughed up a heep more... and now every 3 mins or so am coughing up more still... I havnt had a nose bleed or anything so the bloods not coming from there.... i cant see a doctor because the banks just lost $5000 of mine that i wont be able to get to the bottom of until monday...wtf do i do?
May 16 2009 6:23PM
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A.0.spin
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dude screw those doctors u shoulda just gone to see that crazy lady in the psychic shop then she would tell you if you were gonna die or not
May 17 2009 3:31PM
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sick-as-aids
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hahah no, mainly because i live in new zealand...

Thanks again to everyone vibing me out... its some weird shit going on with my body, couldnt sleep last night because of chest pains and a pain in the back of my head... but i feel fine now... maybe i have a new case of aids or somthing
May 17 2009 4:44PM
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sick-as-aids
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o and heres another thing, somthing most wouldnt think about... but if i did die, i wouldnt of had a WILL for all my ski gear... i have been told i have rather nice crowbars, tall hoodies and shit... so pm me with dibs for things to put on my will, and hope i die
May 17 2009 4:54PM
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gmack24
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Diagnoses= Username
May 17 2009 4:55PM
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pomme-de-terre
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glad your not dead, and that you should recover

++vibes

only a NS member would make a topic to ask about his sickness before going to a real doctor
May 17 2009 5:28PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Now that your alive I don't feel bad saying I really thought you probably had AIDS.
May 17 2009 6:36PM
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toominator
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hey, will you pay for the shipping should you die?

haha good to hear you're alright mang. I was buzzing out when the rescue helicopter landed like an hour and a half after you made this thread
May 17 2009 7:54PM
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sick-as-aids
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na thats a buyers expense!
i seriously recommend jumping on my will... im still having severe chest pains, and i spoke to mum and shes freaking out about me having a stroke, coz she was talking to someone who had the exact symptoms as me, and they tested for a blood clot but it didnt show right away, and he had a stroke... so mums freaking out about it and i think im going back to hospital later..so shits just hitting the fan

also, they are pointing the cause of all this to me drinking to many energy drinks... i drink one a day, sometimes more...damn red bull
May 17 2009 9:15PM
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GratefulDead
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Uh-oh, im screwed.
May 17 2009 9:22PM
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tre-j
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without NS this guy woulda been fucked!

i wonder what his thought process was -- "o shit im choking. O Shit its blood. O SHIT! i dont have any money for a hospital! o wait, i have NS... whew, that was close."

but on a more serious note hope hes doin better now.
May 17 2009 9:26PM
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Ham.and.Cheese
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I actually sent that a while ago i dont know why its all the way back there
May 17 2009 9:51PM
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JakeC
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loled
May 17 2009 10:31PM
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SteezyOhio
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hahaha you said mum

dibs on the crowbars? haha just playing

get way better man, id miss your odd posts, and then i would feel bad if you died, cause i use the phrase "sick - as -aids" in daily convo, such as " how was sonic? sick as aids.....hahaha"

so dont die man! vibes combined with fire stone!
May 17 2009 10:42PM
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sick-as-aids
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sorry ahah its a mom i forgot!

the blue fade crowbars are gone into the will for Aaron A... Shrekles has the antifreeze... ill put you in for the custom darskides!?

im seeing a specailist tomorow, basically it should be alg, i have to teach all my mates how to identify if im having a stroke and shit.. so im in good hands

cheers for the vibes
May 17 2009 11:17PM
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Santa-Cruz
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anybody got dibs on that tie dye hoodie
May 17 2009 11:19PM
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sick-as-aids
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nope
May 17 2009 11:22PM
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DBAKE
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dibs
May 17 2009 11:23PM
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SteezyOhio
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dibs on customs, along with his icon, to commemorate

but im not gonna stop using "sick as aids" in daily convo haha its just perfect
May 17 2009 11:27PM
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Santa-Cruz
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dibs cause i asked first
May 17 2009 11:35PM
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.jesus.
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dibs on what ever no1 else has dibs for jk i just want a tall hoody if you die
May 17 2009 11:37PM
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NESblowjob
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i hope your ok

maybe you got aids
May 17 2009 11:44PM
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pianoman
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dibs on whatever's left (i dunno what you have)!!!

but for real, best of luck, don't die okay? even if it means getting off ns and going to the hospital
May 18 2009 12:25AM
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sick-as-aids
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ok so im feeling a lil better today, still getting chest pains... off to see the specialist like now, so hopfully it all goes good!
May 18 2009 11:16PM
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VCharette
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good luck !
May 18 2009 11:18PM
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summersover
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DONT DIE!!
btw if you do die i'd like some of those 2010 head skis
thanks
May 18 2009 11:19PM
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PaleCelery
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It's obviously AIDS
May 18 2009 11:31PM
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gbirrd
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i was going to say swine flu but i guess the doctors know more haha
May 18 2009 11:39PM
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ZavierV
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Haha, funny thing about the H1N1 is...

Federal bureau of travel for Canukistan removed to advisory for unnecessary travel to Mexico.




Not to thread jack or anything but does any one else think that the whole swine flu thing was blown way out of proportion? Could it have been possible for those with symptoms in the central states and cali and what not to have just had the normal, run-of-the-mill flu?

Discuss.
May 18 2009 11:44PM
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PaleCelery
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swine flu is old news
May 18 2009 11:49PM
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neutralzombie
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if you smoke thats a sign of lung cancer.
and you cant go to a walk in clinic?
May 19 2009 11:25AM
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no_steeze
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what's swine flu?

see, everyone's forgotten by now
May 19 2009 12:07PM
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sick-as-aids
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doctors report was.......
stress levels being high, not getting the right sleep, and also not getting the right nutrition...im living in halls of residence at uni, and the food not only tastes shit, it has no nutritional value in it what so ever... ill post a pic up later ahah

the bleeding still hasnt been diagnosed, they have a few ideas, but are waiting for test results.

as for me being high risk of a stroke, that threat has decreased alot, im still getting sharp chest pains, but the doc thinks i should survive!
May 19 2009 4:46PM
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tre-j
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the U.S just evetually realized that the swine flu was no worse than the common cold to treat and that mexico just doesnt have a health care system.
May 19 2009 4:55PM
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caucasian_chad
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dibs on your pvc rails
May 19 2009 4:58PM
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Melvs
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Glad you're gonna make it dude.

for everyone's future reference though, Blood coming out of any hole (eyes, ears, ass, dick, mouth) pretty much other then the nose is a good sign to get to the ER or at least a doctors very quick.  Peeing/shitting blood is definitely a must go to doctors type thing.
May 19 2009 5:04PM
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grifftang
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web md says you have

SSSSWWWWWIIIINNNNEEE FFFFLLLLUUUU!!!!
May 19 2009 5:08PM
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neutralzombie
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i realized this a few weeks ago
May 19 2009 6:07PM
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.Jacob
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1000th post. This thread was a good read. Future vibes.
May 15 2012 11:54PM
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dergblerp
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threads.
May 16 2012 1:35AM
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dergblerp
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Do the right thing, make sure you note in your will that instead of burial or cremation that you donate your body to a society of necrophiliacs. When I was 19 I had my will notarized so that I would have my body donated to necrophiliacs, and I went into one of those weird coma trance things where everyone thinks your dead and you wake up in the morgue and everyone's freaked out. That happened to me, only I came back to life while being raped by a necrophiliac. Crazy shit. I've since then founded a non-profit organization that promotes DPR, Dick Penetration Resuscitation.
May 16 2012 1:41AM
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Lucas
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What? Why? This is old news
May 16 2012 1:41AM
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rareison
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definitely was aids, hope you live long
May 16 2012 1:43AM
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Masta_Baka
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threads. hope your okay man Vibes comin at ya!
May 16 2012 1:46AM
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vandersteeze
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Holy thread resurrection
May 16 2012 1:50AM
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skifoo
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did he died???
May 16 2012 1:58AM
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shea.
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No... he did not. Spoke to him today lol
May 16 2012 2:58AM
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HermioneGranger
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Fuck you, go to the doctor.
May 16 2012 3:05AM
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theline
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hahah such a quality bump. i can't believe i didn't get in on this thread back in the day. does anybody know if they ever figured out what was going on?
May 16 2012 3:31AM
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sick-as-aids
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haha well i sure got a surprise from scrolling down NSG

I actually did get aids, long story.

But seriously, um no they didnt really, but ever since then, i always get nose bleeds... Yes, I am one of those weird nose bleed kids, Ill just sit there, do a sniff, then shove a mound of tissues up my nose and walk around with them hanging out.. im that guy...


Doctor said that by drinking too much red bull type shit my blood was thinning out and i may of had a small clot in my lung.. Never proved anything tho so hes probably full of shit...

that is all
May 16 2012 7:25AM
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sick-as-aids
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Pretty embarrassing thread though not gonna lie.. Oh how I was so naive when i was little
May 16 2012 7:33AM
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