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those swedes and their animals
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http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article177749.ece
do yourself a favor and copy and paste this.
-chris
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who honsily dosent take a shot at your dog once and a while.
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ok, heres the problem. canadians= 2nd rate americans. swededs=second rate canadians.
maybe if swedes were just... BETTER, those poor animals wouldnt be tortred in the privacies. but alas, those swedes from sweden or mars or wherever the fuck those silly dog molesters come from are need to take a chill pill. and lay off the dogs, what did dogs ever do to you?
if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
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blame canada
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haha
The shit hasnt even begun to hit the fan
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Ha! I live with a swede, he thought this shit was hilarious.
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thats just gross
AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
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what even more funy is that it says that homo sexual sex is now decriminalized thats hilarious
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i think its funny that they decriminilized both homosexual sex and animal sex at the same time... what kinda message does that send?
-Thom Savery
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dont diss sweden, i'm swedish and i think if you have ever been to sweden you would realize it is one of the chillest countries out there.
Rock that shit
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that dude with the dragon icon clearly did
Rock that shit
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fuck canada fuck sweden fuck america, fuck countries.
FUCK ME!
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i think the last one there hit the nail on the head lagwagon. :)
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haha ahh.. those swedes.. haha.. they have something wrong in their minds..
hmmm...
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no, i didnt insult your country, i insulted YOU. big difference. i have nothing against that hunk of land, just the people there
if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
alpentalik
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ya see the difference?
if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
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whatever floats your boat i guess
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come on, my cat is dead sexy... all that fur... and those whiskers... shiiiiiiiiit.
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ok, yes, *your* cat is an exception
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animal porn is awesome:*(
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i prefer furniture porn myself
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that article is some fucked up shit if you ask me
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Ohh, I'm from sweden. after reading this I kind of wounder if the gossip about some guy in the city next to mine who fucked 14 cats, maybe is true afterall... hmmm
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Ok I'm from Finland and there's much hate between our countries,especially during World Cup hockey matches..but anyways,here's a joke:
A swedish man had got golf clubs for his birthday,so he went golfing the next day. On the first hole,he swung as hard as he could and the ball flew in to the forest. Being a cheap ass,he proceeded to fetch it. Upon finding his golf ball,a big bald man jumped from a bush and said:'I am a fairy,and I grant you three wishes. Anything you want.' The man wished for a new car,a super hot bitch and an endless supply of money. 'Good,but there is one little favor you must do for all this to become true..' 'What is it,the swede asked. 'Well,you'll have to let me anally penetrate you.' The swede thought about everything he would get after having sex with the bald fairy: getting a blowjob while going 200/mph with cash flying through the air... 'oh,fuck it' The bald man greased the man for two hours and after that he asked the swede: 'I'm sorry,how old are you?' 'I'm 42,why?' '42 and you still believe in fairys..'
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^hahahahahahha
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haha, the funny part of that joke is that there are Icelanders (relatives of Swedes) that acutally beleave in fairy's or some sort of mystical thing.
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damn fido-fuckers
if talking about your own poop is wrong, i don't want to be right.
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