Replying to curling rules

ok, i know everyone's prolly thinking 'curling, that's the dumbest thing ever!' so last night, i was chillling with my roomates and we went to these bitch's house to chill and watch a movie. then my roomate remembered that he had a key to the curling club in town so we were like 'fuck yeah, lets go curling' we got 2 bottles and 2 cases of beer and proceeded to the curling club. we got there at midnight and obviously the place was empty. we were running all over the ice drunk as hell. we ran out of our booze pretty quick (there were 8 of us) so someone walks over the the bar area and pulls the keg tap and voila, we discover a half a keg of free beer. it wasnt long before everyone was curling in their underwear and shit. then it got even better. this girl who was being flirtsy with me all night pulls me into this random wierd side room and proceeds to pretty much rape me. everyone ended up leaving the curling club at 630 am because a league starts at like 7 so we didnt want them to catch us and take the key back. overall a fucking crazy ass awesome night. cant wait til next weekend to do it again