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My life as a spy in the girls cult...

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LilTater
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
I guess it's time I admit my infiltration into the girls cult...

I'm not proud of what I did.

I never told anyone what I saw.

I just wanted to be excepted for once by women.

I've learned alot.

I feel like I can finally treat a girl properly.

Thanks for the experience.

Here's to the other 40 guys in there! Cheers!

**Girls rip mountains too**

Roxy Rules!
Jan 23 2004 2:25PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Hahahaha you guys are crazy



-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
Jan 23 2004 4:48PM
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bula
Posts: 78 - Karma: 10
I think minibaby might be a guy.
Jan 23 2004 4:50PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Who cares. Let them have their fun. Boys will be boys... Or girls.



-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
Jan 23 2004 4:59PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
this is the beginning of the end of this cult
Jan 23 2004 5:02PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
....brought to you by Liltater.... destroyer of all that has boobies....

wait a sec... my counterpart will hate that!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Jan 23 2004 5:03PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
You guys are fucking gay, seriously. The guys who are there may read our shit. In fact, we don't care for the most part if you break in and read it, but it IS a cult and we'd prefer if you didn't go telling everyone about everything we say. That's seriously just stupid. The content may not be the best and oohy gooey like you hoped for, but seriously lay off, damn. Don't try to destroy a cult just because you can. We didn't make the cult to make you guys jealous... It's just nice to have a primarily all girls cult where we can do our whole thing instead of always being in the same pot with you immature assholes. Now do you see why we made the cult? For reasons just like this... You guys always like to screw shit up. Go ahead and read, but don't spoil it for us, damn.



-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
Jan 23 2004 5:07PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
hmmm well i still havent gotten an invite...screw FUCK ALL VAGINAS...untill i get in
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SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Jan 23 2004 5:10PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
^Haha don't be expecting one. If you can break in or something, that's fine, but no guys will intentionally be invited. Oh, and please don't post either. It's where WE post and talk, not guys. Look, but don't touch



-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
Jan 23 2004 5:13PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
Well put elasmo. I guess none of us care because we already assume that there are trolls in there. Its just a matter of respect, which you guys obviously dont have.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jan 23 2004 5:13PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
look but dont touch.... lol....
Jan 23 2004 5:22PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Yeah, guess who Randall is.


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Poniverus
''PEs are stiffer then G-Zus in the nunnery.'' - FreshCoast
Jan 23 2004 5:27PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Who knows.. doesn't really matter



-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
Jan 23 2004 5:27PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i want in


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Jan 23 2004 6:05PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
you mean besides the best skier in the world?


anyone wanna trade movies for my brand new session 1242 or RFA?

'the messenger goggle is so cool even my friends who snowboard think they're cool'-john symms
Jan 23 2004 6:06PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
I rather just fantasize what goes on in there mistrey is sexy.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Jan 23 2004 6:12PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
theres not much in there, its not worth it
Jan 23 2004 6:24PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
the orgy's are getting way old too....
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SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Jan 23 2004 6:25PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
i touched but didnt look
Jan 23 2004 6:31PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
wow, i forgot about the girls cult...u spent a total of 5 minutes trying to get in, but i guess the front door doesnt work too well and i have no idea about codec or whatever they are, lol
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Jan 24 2004 7:24PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
i just like to mention i was the first person in...
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Jan 24 2004 7:31PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
how many of you got hit on
Jan 24 2004 8:05PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
next time maybe some of you horny little boys will think twice when you try to pick up on a girl on this site, hahahahahaah do you feel violated now?



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jan 24 2004 8:27PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
^^ guy
Jan 24 2004 8:33PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
skrew you Martock_Freestylist
Jan 24 2004 8:54PM
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sugarrushthrill
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 9
this is too funny



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Jan 24 2004 10:17PM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
Im not a guy, I know people on this board....



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jan 24 2004 10:19PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
^he meant me im pretty sure
Jan 24 2004 10:27PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
i htink elasmo should be kicked out






“This sort of behavior is left to the psychotic, dogmatic, fundamentalist believers you see on your TV everyday letting off bombs and killing people in the name of God. Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing...'Maynard James Keenan
Jan 24 2004 10:43PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I think jizack should grow some balls. Stupid motherfucker



-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
Jan 25 2004 5:59AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
ElasmoSkiChick needs to calm down, i think you've lived in alaska a bit too long and it's making you into a crazy woman. Why do you react so strongly to the immature remarks of stupid guys? You cannot join a site where there are like 95% guys and then expect everyone to me all mature. I think the imamturity on this site is what keeps it alive and interesting, if it wasn't for the immaturity, i think the forums, especially non-ski gabber would be boring.
Justin the Hick
Jan 25 2004 11:46AM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
The % of females on this site is 1%. I can understand where she is coming, guys send up rude sexual remarks all of the time, they dont respect us as athletes, and they invade our cult. After a while this would get on any females nerves, try seeing it from our perspective....



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Jan 25 2004 11:52AM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I totally understand, and thats why i repsect the girls cult and havn't 'invaded' it.
Justin the Hick
Jan 25 2004 11:57AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
most girls here are skiers
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SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Jan 25 2004 1:33PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
Uh oh guys, I heard Sarah use the 'immature' word again. WATCH OUT!
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Jan 25 2004 1:41PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
five0, that is because this is a skiing website...
Justin the Hick
Jan 25 2004 1:48PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
wow. just wow. people really need to get outside more often. i dont know about you guys, but i cant stand girl talk. why would you want to be in a cult where thats all it is? im seeing some homosexuality.
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'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
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Jan 25 2004 2:04PM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
im in using this name...im surprised that everyone is all surprised and in awe about the cult, it's just a bunch of girls...It's just like if you were with some girl friends of yours and no other guys, they just talk about girl shyt.


Rock that shit
Jan 25 2004 3:06PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
lets make an ns guys cult that will show them !
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
Jan 25 2004 6:22PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
i meant bigsky_gurl, and it was aimed to be a joke of some sort. Relax, we're all skiers here
Jan 25 2004 6:24PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Shawn... Yes I know this site is all about immaturity, and I definitely accept that. What I'm saying is that the Girls cult is OUR thing away from the rest of it, so stay out. Yes I have lived in AK for too long. And Matt, get lost.



-Sarah

Dragon's Lair
Jan 25 2004 9:30PM
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Parkin
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
awwh jesus. come on! ok so you checked out the cult. big deal. you act like youre jackin off to it instead of a goddamn hustler mag. were a rare breed (girls that freeski) and we just want to be able to chat with others that are totally all out gonna chill and understand. no be a FUCKIN JOHNNY and rip out our already self esteem starving ski career. SO HOW DO YA LIKE DEM APPPLES!!!
Jan 25 2004 10:43PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
man girls are so stupid^ How old are you? 'How do you like dem apples? GIve me a break!

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Jan 26 2004 9:32AM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
lanemeyers 2 win?
Jan 26 2004 2:07PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
some girls on this site are cool...but i find the rest are ficking stupid....and lanemeyers for the win
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SRMC

VIVA LA BEEGEES!

-kevan
Jan 26 2004 4:08PM
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